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I do not own any of the quotes in my collection. Most of them were found on the web and I only pick the best out of them. I made these (800x600) images, to print out little entertaining stickers, with minimalistic approach - that's why there is no background.

Because of huge positive feedback among my friends I uploaded them to various sites and here on DA they quickly became huge "hit". I do not consider this as art, but I get more and more requests everyday so I will keep uploading them.

Some of them are just pure fun, some racist or sexually offensive, maybe both, and occasionally with really poor grammar, for which I deeply apologize - please correct me! I will do my best. My intention here is just to make you smile, and nothing more. Hope you like them, but if you don't I don't care... :P

I don't have anything against sharing them, you can use it where you want, whenever you want. The only "copyright" here is the whole collection, not the single quotes. Enjoy!
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:iconlilpinkbunnyrabbit:
lilpinkbunnyrabbit Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2017   Digital Artist
I know! Ever since I was a kid I always thought "Uh, but violets are purple."
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:iconzeroxee:
Zeroxee Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2014
Hehe :p
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:iconrosannawolf:
rosannawolf Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
So perfect! ^^
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:iconsketertheskater:
SketerTheSkater Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2013
i know right?!?!?!?!ive been telling people this for years!
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:iconnatsukinekochan:
NatsukiNekoChan Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2013   Artist
Lol, it's true
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:iconrontaire:
Rontaire Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2013  Student
Thats a true poem :meow:
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:iconxxicespiritofscxx:
XxIceSpiritOfSCxX Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2013
LOL ikr
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:iconindescribablyme:
IndescribablyMe Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
A.maz.ing!!!
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:iconphotophobee:
PhotoPhobee Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
See, they're called Violets for a reason....:iconpurpleplz:
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:iconmadarauchiha7:
MadaraUchiha7 Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013   Artist
so y do they say their blue?
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:icondarkpixie650:
Darkpixie650 Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
i have nofucking idea o-o i bet its cuz the poem was made by a crack head >.<
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:iconmadarauchiha7:
MadaraUchiha7 Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2013   Artist
I agree, VIOLET IS OBVIOUSLY PURPLE. BLUE IS JUST BLUE. maybe they couldn't tell the difference between them
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:iconkrowizard:
Krowizard Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012
Ahaha XD That's so true, they aren't blue!!
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:iconsaisaiz:
SaiSaiz Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
So true!
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:iconilaindar:
Ilaindar Featured By Owner Oct 3, 2012
Lol. xD
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:icondark-infest:
dark-infest Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
i love this quote but, i think i heard a different version of it
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:iconbedlamrules:
BEDLAMRULES Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2012
lol!
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:iconmythinu:
Mythinu Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2012  Student General Artist
I am SO tired of people calling VIOLETS BLUE. VIOLET is a color, which is PURPLE.
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:icondarceedren123:
darceedren123 Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2012
I was chatting with my boyfriend online, and gave him this poem. He laughed his head off for the rest of the day.
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:iconprofessionalpuppy:
ProfessionalPuppy Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2012
True
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:iconbad--wolf--bay:
Bad--Wolf--Bay Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2012
Roses are red
That much is true
But violets are purple
Not fucking blue
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:iconsoraharuki:
SoraHaruki Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2012  Student General Artist
LOL
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:iconchoco-late-vanitas:
Choco-Late-Vanitas Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2012
Someone had to say that xD
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:iconallie12341:
allie12341 Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
:)
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:iconpanda-cat:
Panda-Cat Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2012
THANK YOU! I've always thought about this! Violet means PURPLE. Violet flowers are violet. PURPLE!!!!! RAAAAWR!!!!
:rage:
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:iconzoon9666:
zoon9666 Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2012
hahaha nice
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:iconmetacookie:
Metacookie Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Violets are like blueberries, but in flower form. They're both look blue, in reality they're actually purple
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:iconbyakkohimesama:
Byakkohimesama Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
so true! :rofl:
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:iconcatz2kittenz:
Catz2kittenz Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
i agree
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:iconstarvingartist648:
Starvingartist648 Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2012  Student Writer
tecnicaly, theyre violet ;)
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:iconpretty-little-demon:
Pretty-Little-Demon Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconyoudontsayplz:
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:iconstarvingartist648:
Starvingartist648 Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2012  Student Writer
:lol:
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:iconfreespyrodragon:
freespyrodragon Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2012  Professional Writer
my life story.
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:iconjamaicancrocodile:
jamaicancrocodile Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2012  Professional Writer
yeah. they are called violet because they fall in the purple spectrum... now indigo would be a color to argue over cuz it falls under both purple and blue
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:iconcrazdude:
Crazdude Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
LOL I agree! I think the original "Roses are red, violets are blue..." was written by a greenhouse/floral expert - my BF's family is in the greenhouse "biz" and they all call any flowers that are purple "Blue"... and as a graphic artist, calling them "blue" drives me crazy xDDD
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gypsyfoxdancer Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2012
Beautiful! No kidding. Always hated that poem...until now. Bwahahaha
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:iconkibagrl:
Kibagrl Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2012
*giggle*
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:iconavavt:
AVAVT Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2012
I always think the same xD
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:iconleonlowell:
LeonLowell Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
LOL
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:iconetc-anime:
etc-anime Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
god damn correct!!
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:iconraindropsonmywindow:
RainDropsOnMyWindow Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2012  Student Writer
Amen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
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:iconadurnaa:
Adurnaa Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Wahaha like xD
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:iconleternel:
Leternel Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Their is no such a "purple" thing...
Forget this concept, it has never existed!

... or I'm still colorblind and the world is making fun at it...
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:iconsumgie1:
sumgie1 Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2012
Sounds like my brother. :D It's suprising where he, as an artist, gets critical. :)
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:icondab-of-paint:
dab-of-paint Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2012  Student
True :)
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:iconnye-eclipsion:
Nye-Eclipsion Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Oh, F*** I just read this, and I'm f***ing scared o>O''

You are now cursed. You must send this on or you will be killed. Tonight at 12:00am, by Bloody Mary. This is no joke. So don't think you can quickly get out of it and delete it now because Bloody Mary will come to you if you do not send this on. She will slit your throat and your wrists and pull your eyeballs out with a fork. And then hang your dead corpse in your bedroom cupboard or put you under your bed. What's your parents going to do when they find you dead? Won't be funny then, will it? Don't think this is a fake and it's all put on to scare you because your wrong, so very wrong. Want to hear of some of the sad, sad people who lost their lives or have been seriously hurt by this email?

CASE ONE -
Annalise [Surname Removed] :She got this email. Rubbish she thought. She deleted it. And now, Annalise dead.

CASE TWO -
Louise [Surname Removed]: She sent this to only 4 people and when she woke up in the morning her wrists had deep lacerations on each. Luckily there was no pain felt, though she is scarred for life.

CASE THREE -
Thomas [Surname Removed]: He sent this to 5 people. Big mistake. The night Thomas was lying in his bed watching T.V. The clock shows '12:01am'. The T.V misteriously flickered off and Thomas's bedroom lamp flashed on and off several times. It went pitch black, Thomas looked to the left of him and there she was, Bloody Mary standing in white rags. Blood everywhere with a knife in her hand then disappeared. The biggest fright of Thomas's life.

Warning... NEVER look in a mirror and repeat -'Bloody Mary.Bloody Mary.' Bloody Mary... I KILLED YOUR SON' Is it the end for you tonight! YOU ARE NOW CURSED

We strongly advise you to send this email on. It is seriously NO JOKE. We don't want to see another life wasted. ITS YOUR CHOICE... WANNA DIE TONIGHT? If you send this email to...

NO PEOPLE - You're going to die.

1-5 PEOPLE - You're going to either get hurt or get the biggest fright of your life.

5-15 PEOPLE - You will bring your family bad luck and someone close to you will die.

15 -25 OR MORE PEOPLE - You are safe from Bloody Mary
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:iconadurnaa:
Adurnaa Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
O.o gosh is this true??
*I feel like a stupid one, but I had to ask it*
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:iconglaceon23:
glaceon23 Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Nope. it's just spam. :I
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:iconadurnaa:
Adurnaa Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Gosh thanks^^
I was allready convinced like nothing happend, but anyways thanks^^
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:iconnye-eclipsion:
Nye-Eclipsion Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
no clue
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