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Quote #102 by Alpner Quote #102 by Alpner
I do not own any of the quotes in my collection. Most of them were found on the web and I only pick the best out of them. I made these (800x600) images, to print out little entertaining stickers, with minimalistic approach - that's why there is no background.

Because of huge positive feedback among my friends I uploaded them to various sites and here on DA they quickly became huge "hit". I do not consider this as art, but I get more and more requests everyday so I will keep uploading them.

Some of them are just pure fun, some racist or sexually offensive, maybe both, and occasionally with really poor grammar, for which I deeply apologize - please correct me! I will do my best. My intention here is just to make you smile, and nothing more. Hope you like them, but if you don't I don't care... :P

I don't have anything against sharing them, you can use it where you want, whenever you want. The only "copyright" here is the whole collection, not the single quotes. Enjoy!
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:icondounutcereal:
DounutCereal Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
What if I can't be bothered putting the cape on? Is that normal lazy or... advanced super lazy?
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:iconmadcupcake911:
MadCupcake911 Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
lol it took me a while 2 get that!!!!!!!!!! XD
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:iconpinctraeth:
pinctraeth Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2013  Student General Artist
ME!!!!!!!!!!!
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:iconhyakki-hikou:
Hyakki-Hikou Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
This is so me!
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:iconmavenlin:
MavenLin Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012  Student General Artist
I'm too lazy to get the cape and put it on...someone do it for me...XD
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:icondisneydamsel98:
disneydamsel98 Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
this is me, except i'm one of those superheroes without capes. like spiderman! :iconspidermanplz:
just without a deal with the devil (:iconlinkaraplz: lol)
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:iconvocapony:
Vocapony Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2012
lol!
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:icongrubcloud:
GrubCloud Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconsuperheroglompplz:
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:iconthefancifulghost:
TheFancifulGhost Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
My Cape=my robe LOL
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:icondevinemrs:
devinemrs Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I needed a laugh.. . now I want a cape too. :iconsupermanplz:
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:icondeku-scrubs:
Deku-scrubs Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh yeah, and i'm going to credit you if you let me...
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:iconalpner:
Alpner Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2012  Professional Photographer
You don't need to credit me ;)
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:icondeku-scrubs:
Deku-scrubs Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Hey~! this made me laugh...Would you mind if i used this in a drawing? (Relax, i draw much differently than the things that are currently in my gallery)
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:iconalpner:
Alpner Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2012  Professional Photographer
Sure ;) Go ahead. And please when you're finished and you upload your work, I would like to see it.
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:icondeku-scrubs:
Deku-scrubs Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Sure thing! :)
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:iconking-anarky:
King-Anarky Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
HAHAHAHAHA BRILLIANT !!!
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:iconarnign:
arnign Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2012
Thanks! I shared this on Facebook, thought it quite apt :)
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:iconaconfidentialname:
Aconfidentialname Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2012
not lazy enough to get the cape
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:iconwednesdaymourning6:
wednesdaymourning6 Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Honestly, why are you putting your signature on the bottom of the quote if it's not even yours? Shouldn't you be putting the name of the writer and/or the website you found it on?
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:iconmarikbentusi:
MarikBentusi Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2012
Just quoting what he wrote: The only "copyright" here is the whole collection, not the single quotes.
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:iconwednesdaymourning6:
wednesdaymourning6 Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Still, he's putting his name and a copyright sign under the quote. If anything, it's misleading.
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:iconmarikbentusi:
MarikBentusi Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2012
Oh, what he's doing there is complete garbage in my humble opinion, I just attempted to answer your questions in his name with what the description offered me.
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:iconwednesdaymourning6:
wednesdaymourning6 Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Oh okay :P
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:iconcerberus144:
cerberus144 Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2012
At least you had enough motivation to put the cape on.
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:iconrandomnessgirl101:
Randomnessgirl101 Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
I love it! My grandma loled at it too XD
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:iconwizardash:
WizardAsh Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Story of my life :D
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:icongoldengirl954:
GoldenGirl954 Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2012
Lol :D
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:iconpsyche-angel:
Psyche-Angel Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Best quote ever.
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:iconevilvscactusjuice:
EvilVSCactusJuice Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Must go find a cape. ;P
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:iconkuroidia42:
kuroidia42 Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Lolz that is so true! :XD:
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:iconserenityfey:
SerenityFey Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2012  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
Indeed :iconlikeasirplz:
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:iconfirestare14:
firestare14 Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2012
awesomeness!!!
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:iconpeaceful-child:
Peaceful-Child Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2012  Student General Artist
LOL!
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:iconlunalove2:
lunalove2 Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I rolled on my floor laughing with your quote. It's ingenious :XD:
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:iconbillytheixi:
billytheixi Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2012
YES. xD
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:iconkoricthegreat:
Koricthegreat Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2012
lol!
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:iconrinnede1994:
Rinnede1994 Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2012
AWESOME!!
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:iconfluffy1907:
Fluffy1907 Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
oh yeaf, oh yeah!!!!
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:iconfreedan90:
Freedan90 Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2012  Student Photographer
Just a heads up, you should probably place something in your description or somewhere on the "sticker" about where you found the quotes or who said them. Keep people from throwing bitch fits around here. Also, don't try to sell these without the consent of the person to made the quotes, that's what will actually get you in trouble.

Aside from that: hilarious quote, easy to read san-serif font which I find to be rather fitting of the sticker idea and the quote itself, and the typographic placement seems logical.


...did I mention the quote is funny?
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:iconalpner:
Alpner Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2012  Professional Photographer
Like I written here many times before, if there is publicly known original author of the quote, I will gladly mention them on a sticker. But since most of my quotes are all over internet, printed on a shirts (without credit), etc., there is no way the true original author can be found.

Thank you for this very quality comment ;)
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:iconranger-heather:
ranger-heather Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2012
lolXD:D
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:iconbluenotgreen:
bluenotgreen Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2012  Student
NO CAPES! [link]
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:iconanyathedragon:
AnyaTheDragon Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
omg i freggin love that XDDD
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:iconanairbxbriana:
anairbxbriana Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
Super Lazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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:iconsumgie1:
sumgie1 Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2012
:D

A new superhero perhaps? Superlazy! "Put down that TV... Ah, nevermind."
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:iconcosmicstringfragment:
Great quote
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:icongammawarmech:
Gammawarmech Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
>.< so clever
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:iconbowtiefox:
bowtiefox Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2012  Student Digital Artist
New tablet wallpaper/background : obtained
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:icongonzos-real:
gonzos-real Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2012
I am glad u posted this. I would have but I was just to lazy
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