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I do not own any of the quotes in my collection. Most of them were found on the web and I only pick the best out of them. I made these (800x600) images, to print out little entertaining stickers, with minimalistic approach - that's why there is no background.

Because of huge positive feedback among my friends I uploaded them to various sites and here on DA they quickly became huge "hit". I do not consider this as art, but I get more and more requests everyday so I will keep uploading them.

Some of them are just pure fun, some racist or sexually offensive, maybe both, and occasionally with really poor grammar, for which I deeply apologize - please correct me! I will do my best. My intention here is just to make you smile, and nothing more. Hope you like them, but if you don't I don't care... :P

I don't have anything against sharing them, you can use it where you want, whenever you want. The only "copyright" here is the whole collection, not the single quotes. Enjoy!
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:iconevyboss103:
evyboss103 Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Potatoes also have eyes.
But corn have ears.
I'm a cortato.
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:iconrazzmatazzy:
Razzmatazzy Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2014
LMAO!

Oh sweet lord XDDDDDD

I don't know WHY that made me laugh so hard but I just can't stop! XDDDDDDD 'cortato' HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Okay, you get some awesome points for that. That made my day. ^_^
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:iconevyboss103:
evyboss103 Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
XD Lol. thanks?
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:iconrazzmatazzy:
Razzmatazzy Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2014
Thank you!
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:iconevyboss103:
evyboss103 Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
No prob~
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:iconmegachocomaniac:
MegaChocoManiac Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2013
BROTATOS!!!!
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:iconmadcupcake911:
MadCupcake911 Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
i would say im a BROtato XD (the stupid/funny word i made up that ended up being the name of my volleyball team in gym!)
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:iconginko-333:
Ginko-333 Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
POTATOE! XP
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:iconiluvgaara3357:
iluvgaara3357 Featured By Owner May 15, 2013
yes, yes i am
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:iconxxicespiritofscxx:
XxIceSpiritOfSCxX Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2013
lol o_o
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:iconmystiqueechoes:
MystiqueEchoes Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
XD
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:icondortamklavier:
DortAmKlavier Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2013   General Artist
That argument doesn't work. Learn you Barbara Celarent!!!
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:icongenox11:
GenoX11 Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013
Cucumbers are 90% water. I can walk on cucumbers. Therefore, I must be 90% Jesus.
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:iconcrumbledwings:
CrumbledWings Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2013
LOL
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:icontalkativetiad:
TalkativeTiaD Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
and they have eyes!
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:iconmadarauchiha7:
MadaraUchiha7 Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013   Artist
XD
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:iconcatloverlsal:
Catloverlsal Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Ah, logic....
Sometimes it doesn't work.
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:icongenox11:
GenoX11 Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013
I can sing. Whales can sing. Therefore, I must be a whale.
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:icontheremixmaster:
TheRemixMaster Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
This logic... I agree with it.
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:iconhinatababy89:
HinataBaby89 Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012
"if you smash a tomato, runny red stuff comes out. Same thing happens if you hit me in the nose. So I must be a tomato." xD
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:icongaboogleblinghead:
gaboogleblinghead Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Haha
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:iconmorzone:
Morzone Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2012  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
lmao!!
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:iconinformative-silver:
Informative-Silver Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
o3o me no wanna be mash potatoes!! D:
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:iconeeveerulez23:
eeveerulez23 Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2012
I have 4 limbs, dragons have 4 limbs, therefore I must be a dragon
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:iconlevina-c:
levina-c Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2012
Insane troll logic ftw
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:iconsigmaelain:
SigmaElain Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2012  Student General Artist
I can't fly. Unicorns can't fly. Therefore, I must be a unicorn.
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:icong-girl1:
g-girl1 Featured By Owner Jun 8, 2013  Student
B)
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:iconvalwolfpaw:
valwolfpaw Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2012
YEAHHHHH
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:iconsharpie1023:
Sharpie1023 Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
flailplz lol
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:iconsharpie1023:
Sharpie1023 Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
lol
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:iconurbanfurest:
UrbanFurest Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2012
I can count to potatoe!
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:iconxxmattsgogglesxx:
xXmattsgogglesXx Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Or... potatoes are people :coffeemachine:
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:icong-girl1:
g-girl1 Featured By Owner Jun 8, 2013  Student
:iconlegaspplz:
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:iconaustriassoul:
austriassoul Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:icongermanyderpplz:
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:icong-girl1:
g-girl1 Featured By Owner Jun 8, 2013  Student
OH GERMANY.
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:iconaustriassoul:
austriassoul Featured By Owner Jun 8, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:iconprussiaxdplz:
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:icong-girl1:
g-girl1 Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2013  Student
x3
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:iconmaycraren:
MayCraren Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2012
Yes, but a potato grows in the ground, therefore you aren't a potato.
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:iconsuper-gme:
super-GME Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
My friend and I both have nick names, and hers is potato, and mine is tomato.
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:iconartgurl3:
ArtGurl3 Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2012
mind = blown
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:iconkarabasik17:
karabasik17 Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2012  Student Writer
And this is absolutley logical.
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:iconstack-a-cat:
Stack-A-Cat Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2012
potatoes also have eyes ;) just saying.
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:iconwaddlebuff:
WaddleBuff Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2012
Checkmate, atheists!
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:iconsnowytheleafeon:
SnowyTheLeafeon Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
This.
Is.
THE.
BEST!
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:iconwikikid:
wikikid Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
you know what, i always call my brother a potato, and now he has to read this XD
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:iconsakynator:
Sakynator Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
YES!!! Oh my gosh you're awesome!!!
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:iconanoaku:
Anoaku Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2012
GLaDOS would hate this.
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:iconnemononiam:
Nemononiam Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Flawless logic.
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:icontheremixmaster:
TheRemixMaster Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
And a proud potato I am U.U
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:icondevinemrs:
devinemrs Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
me too.
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