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Quotes #9 by Alpner Quotes #9 by Alpner
Quotes #9 | “Not impressed with Jesus turning water into wine. I heard the Russians can turn potatoes into vodka!"

After a couple "off" weeks I'm back with a new Quotes. I got an order from a friend for more then a hundred new stickers with funny quotes on it. I changed the background, font and size from previous design. Since I got many complains how "this sh*t doesn't belong here on DA" I probably won't upload all of them, but I will post a link where you can see them...

New collection:
DA: [link]
Facebook: [link]

The old "finished" collection
DA: [link]
Facebook: [link]

About the quotes:
1.) I don't own any of the quotes in my collection (unless it's stated otherwise);
2.) Credit is given if the ORIGINAL author of the quote is known;
3.) Even if they are racist, sexist, etc. there is no offense intended; They are made strictly with entertaining purposes;
4.) I don't own any (copyrights), so you can use them however you want them;
5.) Possibly there are some grammar mistakes and it would be much appreciated, if you notice them, to let me know, so I can fix them asap;
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MoonLeadress Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2013
XD oh, those Russians XD
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Reidakk Featured By Owner May 12, 2013
But Jesus did it before it was cool :lol:
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I-love-Doitsu Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2013  Student Writer
Can someone explain this to me?
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DragonlordRynn Featured By Owner May 4, 2013
Making Wine from Water is easy.
But Vodka is made of Potatoes.
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Silverwind100 Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Can we not argue? Every one has their own opinions, get over it! If you don't like the quote, that's ok. We have no right to persuade you to like it because it's your opinion. If you do like the quote, good for you. I like it also. None of us have any right to be trying to get others to change their opinions. Why can't we just shut up and enjoy this persons gallery?
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Iggy-1-55-306 Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Clearly potatoes are a solid substance that can be liquidized. Let's see you turn water into wine.
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dakedoom Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Potatoes are a substance.. sure. Can you by any chance write down the potato molecule for me?
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Iggy-1-55-306 Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
That's not even what I meant.
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dakedoom Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
It does not matter what you meant, since saying that potatoes can be liquified is absolutely nonsensical and unscientific.
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Iggy-1-55-306 Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Ever heard of a juicer, mate? If potatoes can't be liquefied, then where does Vodka even come from?
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