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Quotes #7 by Alpner Quotes #7 by Alpner
Quotes #7 | “In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion poops tonight, Tarzan farted, a fire started, the jungle burns toniiiiiiiight!”

After a couple "off" weeks I'm back with a new Quotes. I got an order from a friend for more then a hundred new stickers with funny quotes on it. I changed the background, font and size from previous design. Since I got many complains how "this sh*t doesn't belong here on DA" I probably won't upload all of them, but I will post a link where you can see them...

New collection:
DA: [link]
Facebook: [link]

The old "finished" collection
DA: [link]
Facebook: [link]

About the quotes:
1.) I don't own any of the quotes in my collection (unless it's stated otherwise);
2.) Credit is given if the ORIGINAL author of the quote is known;
3.) Even if they are racist, sexist, etc. there is no offense intended; They are made strictly with entertaining purposes;
4.) I don't own any (copyrights), so you can use them however you want them;
5.) Possibly there are some grammar mistakes and it would be much appreciated, if you notice them, to let me know, so I can fix them asap;
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:iconsylvie-liliea:
Sylvie-Liliea Featured By Owner 5 days ago
This made me giggle way too hard!
My grandma is staring at me like I'm going crazy.
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:iconbudder-prime:
Budder-Prime Featured By Owner May 30, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I can't stop laughing!
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:iconjustanotheruser13:
JustAnotherUser13 Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2013
OH SHIIIIIIIiiiIIIiiT LET'S ALL RUN AWAY! ALL TOGETHER NOW
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:iconglitteringadorations:
GlitteringAdorations Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2013
XD
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:icontsforeverstrong:
TSForeverStrong Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013
XD HA!!!!
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:iconloverofyami:
Loverofyami Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2012
that's amazing XD
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:iconmeloetta0234:
Meloetta0234 Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
this is hilarious!
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:iconizzyizz303:
izzyizz303 Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
*puts traveling bag away* Well, there goes my weekend!
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:iconlawarrior:
LAwarrior Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012
i loled so hard
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:iconbillie-leah:
Billie-Leah Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012
dont want to live in that jungle.... =D
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:iconbakagohome:
bakagohome Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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:iconchickirox:
Chickirox Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
So damn funny! :giggle: :giggle: Can't stop laughing!
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:iconqthexman:
QtheXman Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012  Hobbyist
...and that's the best mental image I'll get today. Thanks for that.
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:iconnekothebro:
Nekothebro Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Lol this is so immature, yet I can't stop giggling.
I love this so much
:lmao:
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:icong2emma:
g2emma Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
LOL IM DYING
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:iconavis-praeda:
Avis-Praeda Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:XD:
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:iconxmizuokami:
xMizuOkami Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012  Student Digital Artist
Just
gonna
go die.
Ft-
X'DDD
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:icongryffgirl:
Gryffgirl Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012
This is immature, stupid and hilarious! :laughing:
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:iconsekrain:
Sekrain Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
WTF!!!!!!
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:iconmattipetti:
MattiPetti Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
HAHAHHA LMAO! priceless! :iconbiggrinfaceplz:
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:iconalittlebitoffaith:
alittlebitoffaith Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2012
That is hilarious
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:icontolipe:
tolipe Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2012  Student General Artist
It's like I'm in grade 4 again! :lmao:
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:iconthe-lost-hope:
The-Lost-Hope Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2012  Student General Artist
Ahahaha very funny XD
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:iconorinjambie:
Orinjambie Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2012  Student General Artist
Brilliant!
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:iconarcticicewolf:
ArcticIceWolf Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
That fuels my childish humor! :lmao:
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:iconunresistantrunning:
UnresistantRunning Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
I facepalm to this
Why humanity
Why frontpage this
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:iconguy011:
guy011 Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
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:iconpokecat:
pokecat Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
The lesson of the day: Don't fart near lion poop...
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:iconhenpitts:
henpitts Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2012
I'm not sure but I don't think those are the origional words to the song.
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:icondaiyanohana:
DaiyaNoHana Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2012
AH WEEE EEE WEEE EEE AH WEE UMM MUM AH WAY!!!
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:icononikage108:
Onikage108 Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2012
:XD:
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:icondodo-pink:
Dodo-pink Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2012  Student Digital Artist
i got a LOLattack!!!hahahahhahaha
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:iconinuskixd:
InuskiXD Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
HAHAHAHAHHAHA omg i laughed so much
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:icondesmodeus:
Desmodeus Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Front page material, apparently... -_-
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:iconfearlesslullaby:
FearlessLullaby Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
:iconlolowlplz:
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:iconkecharagrl:
kecharagrl Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2012
LOL. that is awesome!
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:icondusk-rose:
dusk-rose Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2012
this is very funny. :)
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:iconyumislover99:
Yumislover99 Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2012
x'D
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:iconi-love-ariana:
I-Love-Ariana Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2012  Student Interface Designer
hahahah!
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:iconcookie96:
Cookie96 Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
What the hell? :XD: That's kind of funny
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:icontallon-1:
Tallon-1 Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
OMG XD please the complete song
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:iconjustanothercecilfan:
JustAnotherCecilFan Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
How lovely! :XD:

In all seriousness, though, this is amusing.
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:iconanunfoldedpapertiger:
AnUnfoldedPaperTiger Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2012  Student Writer
Oh, that's wonderful!
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