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Quotes #61 | "Why is it called "tourist season" if we can't shoot them?"

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:iconracingalien3:
Racingalien3 Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2014
heh.
and who's to say I haven't exactly?
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:iconohlsen98:
ohlsen98 Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2013
This one is really funny on it's own, but what made it complete was the group it's in.
"World-of-Art"
Beauty is in the words...

XD
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:iconemmerlaus:
emmerlaus Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2013
I wonder this every Summer... :(
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:iconipickachu:
IPickachu Featured By Owner Jul 3, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
*gun clicks* *bang* BOOYAH!
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:iconquocorya:
quocorya Featured By Owner Jun 2, 2013
What every NewYorker is thinking
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:iconheretic1311:
Heretic1311 Featured By Owner May 31, 2013
Love this one. As tyrolean, i can totally relate to it.
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:icon11shadowchaos1:
11shadowchaos1 Featured By Owner May 26, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
That would keep them out :)
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:iconkeyviesnape:
keyviesnape Featured By Owner May 25, 2013
Living in Orland, Florida I'm SO WITH YOU! LOL
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:iconnod3rator:
Nod3rator Featured By Owner May 23, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Because it's a common time for tourists?
Why don't we shoot winter when it's winter season? Exactly.
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:iconanonimowariatka:
anonimowariatka Featured By Owner May 20, 2013  Hobbyist
It's good question... Really.
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:iconsilverbeam:
silverbeam Featured By Owner May 20, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
gaah! Tell me about it, Living in central florida can be a pain with all the lost tourists, mainly when driving.... Please let em shoot them. LOL, JK.... mostly ;)
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:iconblackstormwarrior:
blackstormwarrior Featured By Owner May 21, 2013  Student General Artist
Orlando area? With all the people going to Disney and taking wrong turns? Yeah.
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:iconsilverbeam:
silverbeam Featured By Owner May 21, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
Combine that with all the old retired folks and it's been one of the worst places I've lived... And I don't even live in the bigger city areas...
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:iconblackstormwarrior:
blackstormwarrior Featured By Owner May 22, 2013  Student General Artist
Uh. Stupid people unite to drive others crazy.
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:iconcormara240:
Cormara240 Featured By Owner May 20, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
What's up with the Latin in the backgrond?
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:iconmipesuves:
Mipesuves Featured By Owner May 20, 2013
Who cares? I like it.
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:iconcormara240:
Cormara240 Featured By Owner May 21, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Hey, I like it too, I just wanted to know if there's a sepcific reason why it's there...
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:iconmipesuves:
Mipesuves Featured By Owner May 21, 2013
Because he could?
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:iconcormara240:
Cormara240 Featured By Owner May 25, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Alright, I get it, there's no reason for it
Sorry that I asked :roll:
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:iconjpflickerfire:
JPFlickerfire Featured By Owner May 20, 2013
Exactly!
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:iconredemptiarebourne:
RedemptiaRebourne Featured By Owner May 20, 2013
HAHAAHA YES!!!!!
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:iconsilenttprincess:
SilenttPrincess Featured By Owner May 20, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
Amazing! I love your quotes!
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:iconmiswels:
miswels Featured By Owner May 20, 2013  Student Writer
I wonder this every Summer...
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:iconjudassss:
judassss Featured By Owner May 20, 2013
they bring money and help local economies
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:iconkenedystorm:
KenedyStorm Featured By Owner May 20, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Wait!? We CANT kill THEM!? FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK! I have to throw away all these tourists now...and they are so many....!
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:icondagaopump:
DaGaoPump Featured By Owner May 20, 2013
Haha! xD
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:iconanyami:
Anyami Featured By Owner May 20, 2013
This is hilarious! XD
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:icondeathdragon0593:
Deathdragon0593 Featured By Owner May 20, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Wait, we aren't suppose to shoot them? Oh...whoops. XD
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:iconbauldeury:
Bauldeury Featured By Owner May 19, 2013  Hobbyist
I love this one !
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:iconlso92:
lso92 Featured By Owner May 19, 2013
Probably because not everyone is a fucking moron...
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:iconx0shirari:
X0shirari Featured By Owner May 19, 2013
I would like to shoot them a few gringos
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:iconconnan-bell:
Connan-Bell Featured By Owner May 19, 2013   Traditional Artist
Yeah! ... wait, I'm... *runs*
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:iconx0shirari:
X0shirari Featured By Owner May 21, 2013
ja, CIA must surely be looking for me, so paranoid that they are
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:iconkatcatlinkattack:
katcatlinkattack Featured By Owner May 19, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
THIS IS BRILLIANT!!
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:iconpassing37:
passing37 Featured By Owner May 19, 2013
Emm... G.W. Bush sent the 'tourists' to Iraq with no bag limit.
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:iconrebellionfighter:
RebellionFighter Featured By Owner May 19, 2013
Maybe it's those catch and release things...
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:iconthedisgusticifiedone:
TheDisgusticifiedOne Featured By Owner May 19, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I so wish I could shoot some of the tourists that come by my hometown. I wouldn't even want to do it with bullets, but instead I'd do it with darts filled with vx. Anything to get rid of those terrible parents.
There was this one woman who took her two-year-old's drink away because he was chewing on the straw.
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:iconsantana39:
Santana39 Featured By Owner May 19, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:iconshockplz: Seriously? I dunno how many drinks would be taken from me if that was my mom.
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:iconthedisgusticifiedone:
TheDisgusticifiedOne Featured By Owner May 20, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Eeyup.
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:iconwhitepheonixteaninja:
WhitePheonixTeaNinja Featured By Owner May 19, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconsteinlolplz:
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:iconarekasadaro:
Arekasadaro Featured By Owner May 19, 2013
Having worked for 5 years on travel assistance service this made me LOL hard. :D
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:iconragnaice:
ragnaice Featured By Owner May 19, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
That's awful..but it made me laugh :rofl:
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:icontaepwiirm:
Taepwiirm Featured By Owner May 19, 2013
Thank you for this inspiring quote! I once foolishly thought about taking up Vietnamese and someday traveling to Vietnam with a loved one so that we may learn more about the culture and make new friends, which would hopefully result in myself maturing into a better, empathetic person. Now, I realize that my dream is absolute rubbish because, based on this deviation and several other comments on this deviation, I would receive my most well deserved rape and or murder as a result of me asking questions.

"Even if they are racist, sexist, etc. there is no offense intended"
If that's the case with your quotes, you, Alpner, never developed the emotional knowledge to think twice about the words you type or speak.
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:iconcaminante0:
caminante0 Featured By Owner May 19, 2013  Student Interface Designer
It's a black humor joke. You don't necessary have to find it funny, but don't take it seriously! ._.
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:iconwebland360:
Webland360 Featured By Owner May 19, 2013  Hobbyist
lol
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:iconlorenziana:
lorenziana Featured By Owner May 19, 2013  Hobbyist
I don't think it's touring season though.
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:iconjazzlednightmare16:
Jazzlednightmare16 Featured By Owner May 19, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
As much as I hate gun violence, this is fucking hilarious!
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:icontwentyfootangels:
TwentyfootAngels Featured By Owner May 19, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
*guffaws*
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:iconlimbothelost:
LimboTheLost Featured By Owner May 19, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I love this one. XD
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:iconvioletarchriot:
violetarchriot Featured By Owner May 19, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Carl Hiassen(sp?) wrote a fantastic book called Tourist Season. Frickin hysterical.
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