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Quotes #60 | "Saw a woman on my way home. I'm not saying she was fat. I'm just saying if I had to name 5 of the fattest people I know... She'd be three of them."

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tyninja54 Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
To funny!!!!!Teddy Bear hamster 
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BeneLou Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2014
Showed this to my obsessed sister, she laughed her ass off, showed it to my best friend, who is also obbessed, he laughed his ass off too. So I get your enraged comments and such, but not all fat people get upset by it, most of them thinks it's hilarious.
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PhantomGiz Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2013   Digital Artist
Will everyone who is bitching shut up please? :3
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raven-girl14 Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2013  Student General Artist
haha "three of them"
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uchuubranko Featured By Owner May 21, 2013  Student General Artist
not really funny :bucktooth:

Even if they are racist, sexist, etc. there is no offense intended; They are made strictly with entertaining purposes;

well well. :lmao: not sure if the subjects in such quotes can laugh too.
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Sam469 Featured By Owner May 20, 2013  Hobbyist
sounds like there are some butthurt people out here...
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TswordZ Featured By Owner May 20, 2013
lol, very funny.
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SilenttPrincess Featured By Owner May 20, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
Made my day! Awesome!
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Steelmantis Featured By Owner May 20, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
There are to many random variables when it comes to things like someones weight.
Illness, medication are just two

There is also age,
the older someone gets the less efficient they process food , therefore its easier to retain weight and harder to lose it
as its not as easy to do physical exercise, injuries can also limit this as well.

Your Job,
if you spend the vast majority of your time sitting at a desk getting little, to no exercise, or not enough to rise your heart rate up to do any good then you are going to gain weight
Diet of course also plays into the factor as well and income comes to play there as well, many who can't afford to buy more costly healthier food products are relegated to unhealthy products simply by lack of income and lack of choice in the matter.

Time constraints is another,
many people these days simply don't have the time to maintain a healthy life style, try working out when you spend 80 + hours of your week working at a job, it leaves very little time for much of anything in life let alone something as tasking a trying to loose weight.

So to say that these people are lazy and lack will power to do anything about is not always the case!
I do not condone obesity to any degree, it's a bad condition to be in at any point, it lead to all sorts of health issues
no one should have to be obese but it's here and until medical science, and social habits in general change it's going to be here.
As to the joke I reserve judgement as whether it's been done in bad taste or not.
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Red-London Featured By Owner May 20, 2013
ha!
I'm just commenting to all those below who whine:

Most people are fat by their own fault. It's extremly rare that an illness or a perscription drug make you gain weight, without you being able to influence it.
Sure, there are dispositions which are unfortunate and make it harder to lose weight, or to stay thin.
But almost everybody is able to do that, with enough willpower.

So quit defending or pitying them - they should feel ashamed on work on themselves.
I have high respect for someone actually working out, jogging etc, even if they may look ridiculous at the beginning, trying to lose weight. But I know that they will suceed if they only fight hard enough and don't give up.
But trying to tell them that they should stay the way they are - that is just wrong.
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Le-Blue-Fox Featured By Owner May 20, 2013  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
Nobody owes you to look pretty and thin enough for you. It is none of your business if a person works out or not, has brown hair or not, is fat or not. It is NONE of your business, so stop telling people how they should look like! If you want to stay thin and work out - that's just fine, do what you want! So does everyone else. Guess what - nobody is interested in your opinion of their look.
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Red-London Featured By Owner May 22, 2013
Well, but people will tell me to stop if I walk around naked. Or take a crap on the street.
It's because there are things nobody wants to see.
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Le-Blue-Fox Featured By Owner May 22, 2013  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
So, you're telling me that your're totally comfortable with bullying people, because other people do it, too? That it's right to hurt people's feelings in case YOU don't find them beautiful? Do you realize how sick and simply WRONG this is?
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Red-London Featured By Owner May 22, 2013
No, no, kinda, when you formulate it this way (not exactly what I meant).

No, I mostly don't care what others say or think. Just because others think something doesn't mean I should.
The "majority" is usually irrelevant.

Also, no, I would never attack someone for not being pretty, if they can't do anything about it.
If someone face is just... not beautiful, I rather try to help.
See, I try to fight for a more beautiful world.
But if someone does something that makes them ugly - then they deserve to have that pointed out.
And being obese is nobodys fault but the person themselves (okay - in 0.0001% there MIGHT be a factor that makes loosing weight more difficult... but not impossible).
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Le-Blue-Fox Featured By Owner May 22, 2013  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
Well, I think, I got quite well what you meant but you simply don't like to hear what it really means.

Nobody cares for your stereotypes of beauty. Really. Nobody gives a DAMN if you think someone is beautiful or healthy or what not. Nobody wants to hear your statement about their body. It is none of your business whether you like to hear this or not. So stop telling people if you think they have to "work" on their beauty. Just stop it. It is annoying and encroaching and there are FAR better and more important things to fight for on this world. Such individual and superficial states like "beauty" simply don't count.
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ledgeinstyle Featured By Owner May 19, 2013
so what if she's fat?
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Peacelover2 Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2014
QAQ Ikr
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a-crazy-spycrab Featured By Owner May 19, 2013  Student Digital Artist
How is this funny...?
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Megan189 Featured By Owner May 19, 2013  Student General Artist
In my opinion, nobody is "fat". "Fat" is just a title given to people who are overweight by those who don't know what it's like, by those who don't care for other people, or those who are just rude. I understand this was a joke, and I actually chuckled a bit, but I know that there are people with low self esteem in that area out there. It irks me that they think of themselves like that, when it's just genetics or disorders and such that put them through such things. It's usually not their fault, it's just their body telling them they need more energy to thrive. Although I find this funny myself, this hurts others out there, making me feel guilty for laughing.
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Rogue-Android Featured By Owner May 19, 2013
Oh well, that's sweet. And I bet she doesn't hate herself every time some dumbass makes a comment like that to her face, either. I bet it makes her feel good. Everybody loves it when people make jokes about their appearance, ESPECIALLY if it's about something obvious which they're probably already sensitive about. It's so awesome. AND SO ENTERTAINING. I'M ENTERTAINED! IS EVERYONE ELSE ENTERTAINED MAN I HOPE SO BECAUSE THIS IS REALLY ENTERTAINING.

I don't even let my own family members talk about people this way in front of me. It lowers you. And it just pisses me off.
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Le-Blue-Fox Featured By Owner May 19, 2013  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
3.) Even if they are racist, sexist, etc. there is no offense intended; They are made strictly with entertaining purposes

Well, unfortunately it doesn't matter if the insult is intended or not - racism, sexism or - in this case - fat shaming is nothing to laugh about. Such "jokes" are only funny when the one, you're joking about, can laugh about it, too. In this case, this is just mean stuff that is said to make someone feel bad. You know who does that? Bullies and idiots.
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a-crazy-spycrab Featured By Owner May 19, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Agreed. Pulled the words straight out of my head
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EmiMori Featured By Owner May 19, 2013  Student Digital Artist
I agree with you completely. There are way too many girls out there that hate themselves because of things like this. Some people don't realize that there are medical disorders that cause you to be fat. Even if this person doesn't have one, it's still not your place to judge them. This is way too offensive and I think there are quite a few people that wouldn't find it "entertaining"
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tsunarulu Featured By Owner May 19, 2013  Student Digital Artist
aww that wasn't very nice...

Im sure you didnt mean anything offensive with it though...I hope.
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Wolf-Ninja001 Featured By Owner May 19, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
hahaha!
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Sparky-Sumi Featured By Owner May 19, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
This is hilarious xD
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Badmunky64 Featured By Owner May 19, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
My old college roommate has a morbidly obese fat chick for a girlfriend. I didn't mind is at first, but man she was a bitch. She was so self centered. Although if I had my own gravitational field I'd be pretty self centered too.

One time she burned her hand while removing some crappy pizza from the oven. At least she burned a few calories that day.
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malkrow21 Featured By Owner May 19, 2013
Then the person was saying she was fat.
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JohnnyHedgehog1992 Featured By Owner May 19, 2013
Either that or if you'd name 5 of the fattest people, she'd look like she ate them. XD

That would be another way to tell the joke. :3
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Zarsious Featured By Owner May 19, 2013
I feel this way to someone at school =-= She annoys me
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DhanaRagnarok Featured By Owner May 19, 2013
This is hilarious xD
Made my day!
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