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Quotes #59 by Alpner Quotes #59 by Alpner
Quotes #59 | "They say a dog is man’s best friend… I don't even have enemies that'll look me dead in the eye whilst taking a shit on my carpet!"

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2.) Credit is given if the ORIGINAL author of the quote is known;
3.) Even if they are racist, sexist, etc. there is no offense intended; They are made strictly with entertaining purposes;
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himitsutsubasa Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Cool, but (sorry, inner grammar Nazi) there should be an apostrophe in "dont" (which makes it "don't").
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roxy932211 Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2013
hahaah xDD Awesome insight :jawdrop:
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Horse-Hart Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2013  Student General Artist
lol I have never met anyone whos dog shits in their house, not even my 3 dogs do XD lol, my one dog will hold in the need to go to the toilet for ages until he is left outside haha
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MisterFriendly Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2013
You don't? What kind of la-la, Fro-fro land are you living in?
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K8kate160 Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2013
Haha I was cracking up while reading that 
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BronyBeforePony Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
so if i took this exact "art" that you posted and used the same description about not owning copyrights, would you be upset with me?
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TeaTimeTrance Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
He's used a quote, not STOLEN this image.
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BronyBeforePony Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
okay, then i will use my own font :D
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TeaTimeTrance Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Sure go ahead. Quotes are meant to be "quoted". So pssh.
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WystenDraco Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2013
LOL! Good one! So true.
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