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Quotes #58 | “Life's a bitch, 'cause if it was a slut, it'd be easy.”

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:iconkakumei2246:
kakumei2246 Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2015
WIN!!!!
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:iconkenntara833:
kenntara833 Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
I have no idea what that means.
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:iconemouchihas:
emouchihas Featured By Owner May 12, 2013
indeed
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:iconmetalporsiempre:
MetalPorSiempre Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Where would you get it from?
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:iconkatamata1:
Katamata1 Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2013
Hey, that is smart... :D
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:iconprussiakitty:
prussiakitty Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
life does love to fuck people over though..... must be a horny bitch.
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:icongothfoxx:
gothfoxx Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2013
I thought it went "Life is a bitch, because it is was easy it would be a slut"? maybe I just heard it wrong.
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:iconmetalporsiempre:
MetalPorSiempre Featured By Owner May 20, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
An Argentinian singer once said something like "La vida es puta porque a veces me da y a veces me quita, pero si la vida fuera prostituta arreglariamos todo con plata" (in English: "Life is a bitch, because it sometimes gives me things and it sometimes takes them from me, but if life were a slut, we would fix everything with money")
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:icongothfoxx:
gothfoxx Featured By Owner May 21, 2013
oooooh~ okay that make since
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:iconoutmost433:
outmost433 Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2013  Professional Artist
:iconicwhatyoudidthereplz:
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:iconqueen-of-hearts-0811:
Queen-of-Hearts-0811 Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2013  Student General Artist
i think i'm gonna get that put on a t-shirt xD
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:icondagaopump:
DaGaoPump Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2013
People.. just relax. Its just for fun. >.>
Haha! Nice!
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:iconvera-san:
vera-san Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
To all the people upset that it isn't 'real art':

Come on, guys, YES this is an art website but people enjoy these and so what if they're on the front page? If you want to get on the backs of people not posting 'real art' go lecture the people who use those copyrighted bases. Quotes and typography are closer to art than those, so maybe leave them alone for the people who are okay with them?
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:icongardevoirloverhope:
GardevoirLoverHope Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Yes. Just, thank you for that.
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:iconvera-san:
vera-san Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
You're very welcome. (: I dunno, I just think it's silly for people to nitpick about that when this site has way bigger problems, haha.
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:icondelicatestrength:
Delicatestrength Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
true true...
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:iconawesomestbestfriends:
Best one yet!
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:iconaphotofrenzy:
AphotoFrenzy Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I said this when I was in highschool. no one thought it was funny.....
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:iconchibi-charm:
chibi-charm Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2013  Student
:rofl:
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:iconshriss:
Shriss Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I base my concept of art primarialy on the emotional reaction it gets, honestly. These get a hella reaction, so it's hella good art.
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:iconhuwman:
Huwman Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2013  Professional
Please, please stop. These things are taking away spots on the front page that could be going to genuine art.
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:iconfrozenwilderness:
frozenwilderness Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2013
don't rage at the poster, rage at the people who are faving this for the frontpage...

clearly they're not faving it because of the typography, they're faving it because of the quotes.. which weren't even written by the poster himself
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:iconicy-dew:
Icy-Dew Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2013
WTH?
Oh Right they are not yours.
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:iconminustwoseventhree:
minustwoseventhree Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2013
So, sir. As well as putting no effort into this crap, you've also revealed yourself to be sexist, racist and whatever else.
Well done. Well fuckin' done.
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CrumbledWings Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2013
u do know he doesnt make the qoutes he finds ones in which he believes will make some majority laugh
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:iconminustwoseventhree:
minustwoseventhree Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2013
I know that?
That's exactly why he shouldn't be on the front page.
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:iconcrumbledwings:
CrumbledWings Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2013
the site's kinda meant for self expression and this is a form of it. if it really was soo bad i wouldn't b on the front everyday, its not his fault people like the qoutes
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minustwoseventhree Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2013
Oh my god.
Self expression?
The quotes aren't even his own. How is that self expression?
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:iconcrumbledwings:
CrumbledWings Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2013
Something doesn't have to original for it to be true for you. And if weren't meant to be on the site they wouldn't have made it an option for it and its obviously well liked
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:iconmysdemeanor:
mysdemeanor Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Why's that? Just because it's a certain breed of comic relief deems it unworthy for the front page? Maybe people just want to laugh sometimes.
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:iconminustwoseventhree:
minustwoseventhree Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2013
Because this is an art website.
If someone wants to laugh, there's plenty of other sites out there.
They could look at cat videos on youtube, go on tumblr, trawl through reddit, or even look at humorous comics on deviantART.
But this is not a humorous comic.
And it's not on reddit.
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prussiakitty Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
I don't want to be rude or anything, you have your own opinion, but anything is art if someone calls it that. A artist can shit in a jar and call it art and it wouldn't be a lie to that person. Just pointing that out....
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:iconminustwoseventhree:
minustwoseventhree Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2013
Yes I can have my own opinion.
The great thing is, I'm allowed to express it! Wow! No way!
Now go run back to kiddie land (:
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:iconprussiakitty:
prussiakitty Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
awwwws..... ok.....-rides magical unicorn back to kiddie land-
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:iconmysdemeanor:
mysdemeanor Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2013  Student Digital Artist
-shrug- Unfortunately the only way to change what's on the front page is to view what you WANT to be there.
So you know, simply you commenting on this is helping Mr. Alpner here.
So there's that.

I'm not saying you're wrong, but I'm certainly not agreeing with you. Writing a comment essentially bashing someone for what they like to do on a site that's 1) supposed to be a friendly community, and 2) bases its front page on popularity via comments and views, makes absolutely no sense to me. No one's forcing you to look at anything. :/
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Revynable Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2013
"No one's forcing you to look at anything."

Please look at that sentence above. Then think. Think hard.

Still don't get it? Maybe "Frontpage" is a good hint.

Commenting won't help, but flagging that guy will do. Hopefully.
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:iconmysdemeanor:
mysdemeanor Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Well gee, you didn't have to be rude about it. I'm being perfectly civil here.

I understand that it's on the front page. I get that because it's there you'll probably glance at it. Sure. But one does not have to sit there, stare at it, think to themselves "this shouldn't be here" and proceed to rage about it.

Is that fair? Really, all there is to it is that it's a matter of how many people DO want such a piece to be on the front page versus how many people don't. It's a community driven site. The guy likes to do this, so let him.
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FeneticFox Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2013  Student General Artist
Life's hard because if it was easy, it would be called your Mom :p
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:iconlittlesister505:
LittleSister505 Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
this is my new life moto!! <3
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:iconkaorishizu:
KaoriShizu Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2013
I love your quotes! :heart:
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:iconfearlesslullaby:
FearlessLullaby Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I'm so confused, lol.
Why are people getting their panties in a bunch about slut shaming?

Sluts SHOULD be ashamed.
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:iconminustwoseventhree:
minustwoseventhree Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2013
Why.
Why should an adult be ashamed of their own choices and what they want to do with their own body.
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:iconfearlesslullaby:
FearlessLullaby Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Um.
You mean to tell me that having "loose sexual morals or who is sexually promiscuous" is perfectly fine?
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:iconminustwoseventhree:
minustwoseventhree Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2013
Yes, that is exactly what I mean to tell you. You hit the nail right on the head, actually!
And why wouldn't it be? Why should an adult have other people tell them what to do with their own body, and tell them who they can and can't have sex with?
Are they harming you by having sex with someone? No!
As long as they're safe about it, what is the problem?
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FearlessLullaby Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I dunno about you, but last time I checked, a "slut" tends to cheat on their partner... Also, the term "slut" usually applies to people who " are sexually active at an early age". ._. I don't consider an adult sexually active at an early age.

So, it's okay to cheat now, and be proud of it?
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:iconminustwoseventhree:
minustwoseventhree Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2013
No? The term "slut" was coined to mean an adult woman that has a lot of sex with different people.
Notice how it exclusively refers to a woman, and not a man! Because men can fuck all the people they want, but for a woman to do the same? Ludicrous!

No, it's not okay to cheat. But having sex with someone doesn't mean cheating. You can have sex with someone and not be in a relationship with them/
But it is absolutely A okay for someone to fuck whoever they want, as long as all parties are okay with it! That's not cheating.
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FearlessLullaby Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
[link] "The term “slut” is often applied to women who have sex with multiple partners[9], are sexually active at an early age"
And I see what you mean about the genders. I don't think it's right for men to do that either.

...having sex and not being in a relationship? :stare:
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:iconminustwoseventhree:
minustwoseventhree Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2013
Oh, now are you telling me that you need to be in a committed, romantic relationship to have sex with someone?
Geeze, I should have known!
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treviantart Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
would you care to tell me whats so bad about a woman sleeping with multiple people (assuming shes not already in a committed relationship and is using protection, obvs)
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FearlessLullaby Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Last time I checked, a "slut" was someone who slept with multiple people regardless of whether or not she had a committed relationship.

You're telling me that's perfectly okay?
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