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Quotes #57 by Alpner Quotes #57 by Alpner
Quotes #57 | “A bra is a booby trap.”

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:iconkajit1998:
Kajit1998 Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2014
LOL so funny!!!
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:iconashleighstone:
AshleighStone Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
lol, how true is this? xD
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:iconcourtney413:
Courtney413 Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
lmfao this is so true xD :P 
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:iconcarcinoarmagedons:
CarcinoArmagedons Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2013  Student General Artist
hahaha you said trap! :iconfacepalmplz:
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:icongabbygaw:
GabbyGaw Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2013
"it's also over-the-shoulder boulder holders..."-My (strange) friend.
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:iconpisceschick:
PiscesChick Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
A bra is a very, very colourful booby trap; it attracts even the smallest of boobs.
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:iconsmrish:
smrish Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2013
GAH!!! bras suck... 'nuff said girls would get this
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:icondjchocolate-lover:
DJChocolate-Lover Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2013  Student General Artist
This is brilliant.
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:iconkirialis:
Kirialis Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
this made me laugh when I really needed it. ty XD
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:iconxwolf66:
Xwolf66 Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2013
:iconfacepalmplz:
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:iconthousandmore:
ThousandMore Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
'boobytrap' is 'partyboob' backwards...
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:icondandy234:
dandy234 Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2013
To my currently unconceived future teenage son,

Son... The bra is designed for the woman to clasp while wearing. In addition, the world's population is primarily right handed. This means that the bra is designed to be clasped, by the woman using her right hand. A common misconception made by men is that the bra should be able to be unclasped with "our" right hand. This is a natural assumption because we are also right handed. The problem with that, is now you are inverse of the wearer. Specifically, your right hand is on her left side, and her bra was not designed for her to clasp or unclasp with her left hand.

This has perplexed many males throughout their teenage years. The answer to puzzle is simple, use your left hand.

When facing her, reach around her back with your left hand until you find that little piece where they join. Then with two fingers, pinch the edge of the bra where they meet. The hook is folding under toward her right side, so all you have to do is flick your wrist in a backwards motion and try to resist the urge to say "Ta DA!".

Now, at this moment she might exhibit a little sign of shock that you have so adeptly defeated her defenses. She will probably ask you how you knew the answer to this problem. Just tell her it was in Harry Houdini's autobiography or that there was a comedy sketch on youtube about it. By the time she figures out its not true, she will already be your girlfriend and it will be something you both can laugh about.

Also, if the clasp is in the front... god help you... better yet just ask her to do it.
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:iconpisceschick:
PiscesChick Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
XDDD I salute you!
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:iconbacxaber:
Bacxaber Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
What about us who are left handed, dick?
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:iconlilybear93:
lilybear93 Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2013
more like a cage
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:iconheartsomg:
HeartsOMG Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2013
:iconultraangryplz:
I see what you did there.
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:iconangelssilverwings:
AngelsSilverWings Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
This is kinds cute. I thought it was funny.
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:iconaerilaya:
Aerilaya Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:XD:
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:iconbronybeforepony:
BronyBeforePony Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
how is this even funny?
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:iconhyles:
Hyles Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2013
It's not.
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:iconthe-one-free-man82:
The-One-Free-Man82 Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2013
Oh, I get it. It took me a second, though.
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:iconspidertrekfan616:
SpiderTrekfan616 Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:stare: I do not want to know who came up with this one...
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:iconkisatenten:
KisaTenten Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2013
true
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:iconthiendrah:
Thiendrah Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2013
You're not wrong. And that's all I'm gonna say.
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:iconsorvanis:
Sorvanis Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
... it took a second for that to process and now i feel kinda dumb :I
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:iconhidden-member-ruise:
Hidden-Member-Ruise Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2013
It isn't art at all, but GOD DAMN IT THAT IS SO FUNNY AUUUUGH I FLIPPING LOVE PUNS.
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:icongamchawizzy:
Gamchawizzy Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
LOL
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:iconhybridgothica:
hybridgothica Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
lol
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:iconvenenation:
venenation Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
Still isn't art.
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:iconhyles:
Hyles Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2013
Seconded. It's an unoriginal quote on a background of freaking "lorem ipsum" copypasta. :|
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:iconthecreativecreator:
TheCreativeCreator Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
i see what you did there
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:icondagaopump:
DaGaoPump Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Lolz! ^^
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:iconnightshadepanthera:
NightshadePanthera Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2013
This made me chuckle =3
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:iconsmashingtheopponent:
SmashingTheOpponent Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Ha that took me a while to figure out the true meaning!
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:iconaerocyoxian:
Aerocyoxian Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I like how people come here to complain about these types of submissions, as if they intend to accomplish something by stating their own opinion.
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:iconfictionalheart:
fictionalheart Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2013  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
especially since by viewing and commenting, those people are just driving up the ratings
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:iconwisecrack-idiots:
Wisecrack-Idiots Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2013
Agreed. *high fives*
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:icontontora:
Tontora Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2013  Student General Artist
LOL xD
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:iconhorse-hart:
Horse-Hart Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2013  Student General Artist
why would ANYONE be offended by this? there is nothing offensive about it. its just plain funny lol and true if you were to ask most men
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:iconnamlessgirly:
namlessgirly Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
Laugh... be offended.... laugh... be offended... I'm going with laugh.
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:iconderanged-dragon:
Deranged-Dragon Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Ahh, I see. :P
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:iconkyraofmirkwood:
KyraofMirkwood Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
sooooo true! ;)
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:iconsuperiorferaligatr:
SuperiorFeraligatr Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:iconrimshotplz:
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:iconvonhungrythe3rd:
VonHungryThe3rd Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I agree wholeheartedly with you, HAHAHA cheers!
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:iconboss9volt:
Boss9Volt Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
GOD THATS AMAMZONG.
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:iconlucianoc:
LucianoC Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
Its not a quote if it doesnt say who the author is.
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:iconhomelesscarl:
homelesscarl Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2013
Love it.
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:icon02lei:
02Lei Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2013  Professional General Artist
They speak such words of truth...
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:iconryedragon:
RyeDragon Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2013  Student General Artist
I can't tell if I should laugh at this or be offended lol
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:iconantediluvianwhovian:
AntediluvianWhovian Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
UNTRAP THE BEWBIES! LET THE PUPPIES RUN FREE!
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