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Quotes #56 | “If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.”

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:iconalvena12:
Alvena12 Featured By Owner Jul 3, 2015  New Deviant
Seriously, I consider your blog is one amongst best blogs that I found. Your efforts awfully help make reading your blog considerably easier. Encouraging Quotes
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:iconthief-in-darkness:
Thief-in-darkness Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2015  Student Writer
Of course
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:iconstorm-dancer-9:
Storm-Dancer-9 Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2014
Of course... Just hope he didn't watch you when.....(you get the idea) :P 
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:iconhunterofthedark:
hunterofthedark Featured By Owner May 15, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
very well said ... =)
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:iconjustanotheruser13:
JustAnotherUser13 Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2013
When someone says swear to god, stare at the sky (or out a window) and curse profusely for 10 seconds. Great thing to do on a Sunday
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:iconkiwi-tan:
Kiwi-tan Featured By Owner May 20, 2013  Student
Love this!
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:iconxmaxine10x:
xMaxine10x Featured By Owner May 13, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
So true! lol
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:iconxscarletstripesx:
xScarletstripesx Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Haha!
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:iconsurfthewave:
surfthewave Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2013
AHuHAuhAUhUAuHahAhAHAhAha
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:icondunklematerie:
DunkleMaterie Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2013
God is watching us because without us "it" cant do anything on earth.
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:iconosidus:
OSIDUS Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Pardon, i'm confused by your comment....

... I thought he made Man because Man is really the only thing he CAN'T control. Or at least, he gave us free will, no?

or what do you mean by "it"?
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:icondunklematerie:
DunkleMaterie Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2013
God = "it", not he, not she... just "it"

In this world, god has no authority, no controll, no power. That is what I meant.
People think "god" controlls everyones life through "fate". But thats not true. If someone dies, there are always reasons behind it that have to do with anyone BUT gods will.
Plus -> dying through old age is not gods will, its just not for mankind to stop yet.
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Dain-Siegfried Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2013  Student Writer
Well, theists would argue that because of the free will doodad paragraph lodged between two pages that you don't really have any ground in that statement. Plus I don't think that's what they mean when they say 'God's will', not saying you aren't justified, but you might want to clarify in future.
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:iconosidus:
OSIDUS Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
ok. :)
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:iconshuro0oq:
shuro0oq Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2013
If they do not worship the God you worship ???!!!!!!
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:iconkristhephoenix:
kristhephoenix Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
amen to that!
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:icondev-catscratch:
dev-catscratch Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
At times, I ask "is God always watching us?"
Also, I still don't understand the "God is watching" lyric in the Bette Midler song "From A Distance".
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:icontalkativetiad:
TalkativeTiaD Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
im christian, and i honestly think that this....NEEDS TO BE IN THE BIBLE!!!
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:iconjonigodoy:
JoniGodoy Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2013  Professional General Artist
Sorry, but this contradicts the serious words of the Bible.
This slogan looks like a mockery.
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:iconosidus:
OSIDUS Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Serious but still entertaining and engaging if you let it be. :D

ex: The book of genesis. (second hardest-to-read of the old testament in my personal opinion)

GOD: water and darkness alone is a bit boring.... *creates light*
GOD: that was fun! let's try that again! :D *creates the sky*

... etc.
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:iconjonigodoy:
JoniGodoy Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2013  Professional General Artist
If you are not agree with the biblical doctrine, at least be respectful with people who does.
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:iconosidus:
OSIDUS Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
actually, i'm being serious. The bible wasn't written to be a hurdle or obstacle.

Everything i said about it was, literally, what the priest of a catholic church in houston that my family goes to.

Not to mention, God also has a sense of humor, no? :)
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:iconjonigodoy:
JoniGodoy Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2013  Professional General Artist
probably. But the most important thing we need to consider, is GOD IS ABSOLUTELY SOVEREIGN AND PERFECT.
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:iconosidus:
OSIDUS Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
So tell me then: is the idea that God wanted to create the world, but had fun doing so, imperfect?
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:iconjonigodoy:
JoniGodoy Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2013  Professional General Artist
no precisely
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:icontalkativetiad:
TalkativeTiaD Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
im just saying that the world is boring, and god should get entertainment, not people fighting and arguing, and people having "u know what" on tv shows while fighting more, more bad jokes are piling up, and old shows which were once awesome are now dumb, im not saying that in a mocking way. =3
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:iconjonigodoy:
JoniGodoy Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2013  Professional General Artist
totally agree with you.
But don't worry about it. It's only temporary.
All these terrible thing is cause of the sin, our sin. But, according to the Scriptures, one day God will transform the entire planet in a government full of justice in the millennial kingdom of Christ. And the true believers will enjoy with Him this new era in the future! and then, the eternity! :D
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:icontalkativetiad:
TalkativeTiaD Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
yay! i hope that happens when im still alive, cause im too eager to wait my whole life!!! XD
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:iconjonigodoy:
JoniGodoy Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2013  Professional General Artist
if you're a true believer in Christ, doesn't matter if you are dead or alive. Because I talk about spiritual things.
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:iconaffect3d-com:
affect3d-com Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Long live the flying sphagetti monster!! :D
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:iconhuwman:
Huwman Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2013  Professional
...and there are so may ways we could be entertaining, such as coming up with our own sayings or, failing that, at least doing something interesting with the typography or (and this is a bit of an extreme idea) by submitting an actual work of art to an art site. Just some thoughts (which I didn't copy from anywhere else, incidentally).
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:iconnonamedgirl:
nonamedgirl Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2013  Hobbyist
LOL, you're right!
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:iconrussia-love:
Russia-Love Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2013
D-don't watch me take a shi-- ok I said enough LORD
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:iconlivelovelifeeleni:
LivelovelifeEleni Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
If you are here just to say rude comments about this , then stop.
Please, grow up.
Show some character for the younger people on here.

See? ^ NO offense intended so there.
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:iconjonigodoy:
JoniGodoy Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2013  Professional General Artist
fantastic response, my friend!
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:iconprincce7:
princce7 Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
AMEN.
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:iconskuad:
skuad Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
don't worry he's already laughing at us.
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:iconmadame0hearts:
Madame0Hearts Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
thats cute :D
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:iconaelwyn23:
Aelwyn23 Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2013   Photographer
I do my best. :)
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:iconrefrain-r2:
Refrain-R2 Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2013
Childish view on life.
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:iconflubbahprod:
FlubbahProd Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Lul.
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:icondahliafay:
DahliaFay Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Right on man
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:iconspidertrekfan616:
SpiderTrekfan616 Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconchrisgriffinplz: "God watches me take a number 2?! God's a pervert!"
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:iconvladiftimescu:
Vladiftimescu Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2013  Professional General Artist
Ha! I completely agree! i Let's give him a show he will never forget.
( i just realized i sounded like a stripper or something like that)
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:iconsoruc:
Soruc Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Soooo true. Even though i'm a hardcore atheist. :p
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:iconelectricrosez:
ElectricRosez Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:thumbsup: true
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:iconskygal333:
skygal333 Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
....so true....
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:iconzowja:
Zowja Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2013  Student General Artist
The least is entertain, where as we can do much more.
And hope it is not the devil we entertain.
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:iconpicedwrites:
picedwrites Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2013
Do you think when I do something that makes me laugh, God laughs? If so, that's just mean!
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:iconotcrosara:
otcrosara Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2013
That's why we masturbate.
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