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Quotes #55 by Alpner Quotes #55 by Alpner
Quotes #55 | “KarmaSutra: When fate fucks you in all sorts of creative ways…”

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:iconmidn1ghtcat:
Midn1ghtcat Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2013
so true
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:iconrodgerhodger:
RodgerHodger Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2013
LOL.....................good one!!
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:iconheretic1311:
Heretic1311 Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2013
Wisdom... sometimes it takes on strange forms...
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:icondihfives:
dihfives Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2013
like we say in brazil: kkkkkkkkkkkkk'
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:icondruuler:
Druuler Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2013
Yeah...I hear that... :/
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:iconjanus-006:
janus-006 Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
I relate to this, some days I think I have a trade-off. A long and healthy life in exchange for a continued role as a chew toy.
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:iconthemarc1k1:
TheMarc1k1 Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I see what you did there.

No doubt there is endless potential with this one when it comes to good karma sayings.
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:iconskys-xix:
SkyS-XIX Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
Haha so true
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:iconsydney-chan:
Sydney-Chan Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
haha true story xD
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:icontorn-mind17:
torn-mind17 Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2013
I thought that the KarmaSutra's philosophy was: "One good turn deserves another"? :P
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:iconsuper6-4:
Super6-4 Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Wow this is ironic-I just learned of the Kama Sutra yesterday!
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:iconblued1500:
blued1500 Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2013
this seems so right/familiar........ sounds like like my old shitty job. good quote
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:iconbaren777:
baren777 Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2013
this saying is all too fitting for my night tonight. :icondepressedplz:
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:iconkittencrazy:
KittenCrazy Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2013
My sister named a song that. Because it kept saying Karma Sutra in the background of a version of the Utawarerumono theme.
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:iconstreetartstudios:
StreetArtStudios Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2013
It's kamasutra. There's no 'r' between the 'a' and the 'm'. It's funnier as 'karma' though.
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:iconogigamedev:
ogiGamedev Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2013
Karma + (kama)sutra = Karmasutra
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:iconfelixerikson:
FelixErikson Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Don't you get the joke?
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:iconkid-nekoyasha:
Kid-Nekoyasha Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
That's the joke.
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:iconultrashiva:
UltraShiva Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
True that .. !! :confused:
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:iconsolacebeneathsilence:
SolaceBeneathSilence Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2013
...I think that in-joke I had with my brother just got a whole new dimension of epicness. xD Thank you for making this.
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:icontwilarose:
Twilarose Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2013  Student Writer
LOL
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:iconjaceypowers:
JaceyPowers Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
cool and well said
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:icondragonfly22:
Dragonfly22 Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Haha! good one
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:iconninjapenguin77:
NinjaPenguin77 Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2013
So true.
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:icondanbuter:
danbuter Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2013
hahaha!
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:iconzachthezoroark:
ZachTheZoroark Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
What?
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:iconapocotacos:
Apocotacos Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
While these are funny, I do not agree with posting this kind of thing on Deviantart. But then again, all kinds of other shitty stuff gets posted here so it makes my argument invalid. For the sake of a fellow internet dweller, this kind of thing belongs to Facebook. Please place it in its rightful home. Thank you.
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:iconbubblewrap-pancakes:
bubblewrap-pancakes Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2013
Agreed.
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:iconapocotacos:
Apocotacos Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thank you. I'm not really that bothered by it, but it's still sort of bothersome to see thrown on the front page.
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:iconvenenation:
venenation Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
Exactly. This kind of stuff belongs on tumblr or something.
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:iconapocotacos:
Apocotacos Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I agree. I don't expect it to be moved anywhere else though. I guess it's just a Deviantart thing.
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:iconwinsatfailing:
WinsAtFailing Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
You say your argument is invalid... but you still go on and makes demands? You're special kind of stupid, aren't you?
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:iconapocotacos:
Apocotacos Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Golly gee, don't you think that was a bit of a bitter response? Perhaps it's just something I simply wanted to make heard and made aware. I enjoy expressing an opinion here and there, thank you. It's not like it was like " OMGAWD. DIS LAME. Y U POST DIS. TAKE DIS DOWN NAO." Like most people commented. :shrug:
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:iconwinsatfailing:
WinsAtFailing Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
Even so, people are getting tired of people like you taking it upon yourselves to ask people to post things elsewhere. If the Deviantart staff have an issue with it, then they'll do something about it. You don't need to do their jobs for them.
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:iconapocotacos:
Apocotacos Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
But still, we are entitled to our own opinions and definitely expressing them. Even if it's something that seems rude or whatever, we can still voice them. Sometimes you just gotta voice it out every now and then. It's just because it bothers me. But look, I'm really not trying to make someone mad or anything, I'm just adding a suggestion.

Sorry, I'm not very good at articulating my thoughts. That paragraph probably made no sense whatsoever.
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:iconwinsatfailing:
WinsAtFailing Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
It's just that the last few people I saw were trolling while making demands and the last one insulted me and then blocked me just so he could get the last word.
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:iconapocotacos:
Apocotacos Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
It's alright. Every now and then we naturally and abruptly lash out at someone. I've done that to a few pictures here and there. Especially *wazzy88, but for the most part, I keep myself under control.
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Skitterkins Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Before you read any further, i am talking to the user of this photo not you, so please don't comment if you are not the user of this picture! I am expressing my on opinion not to you but to the user. not to you! Please go away! I do not care about your opinion!

I believe typography should be unique and not just the same font, background and txt.
You have just used silly quotes, or made up silly quotes just to get attention, because thats what it looks like to me. I see these on the front page all the time! It would have taken you like 5 minutes to make this and something that takes 5 hours wouldn't even get noticed.

What im trying to say is I think you should put some time in effort into making unique designs and fantastic inspiring quotes, not quotes you would see on a tumblr or a caption of a meme. Take the time to make some fantastic fonts and use wonderful colours instead of using the same basic layout and just changing the font. Put some time and effort into your art so its worthy of the front page.

Dont you want to be seeing comments like:
"wow the colours are amazing, the font is amazing designed."
"such an amazing job on the letter A the details you put in are amazing! you are truely inspiring! The quote matches me so well, and i feel like this is a part of me"

Or do you want hear boring comments like
"yess"
"coool"
"smashing"
"please stop"

I am beginning to see Deviantart more and more like facebook, tumblr and youtube every single day. I know you just want to share quotes but its unoriginal and quotes like this deviation above belong on facebook and tumblr not deviantart! Deviantart is full of proud artists who spend hours and hours of work in their art pieces, this just makes deviantart look like a poor place! Show some respect for some of those hard working artists and either work on something amazing that deservers the front page and not just a picture you would see from tumblr. I think this belongs on tumblr no deviantart. Thats all im saying.

I respect the fact that you just want to share a cool quotes, but please put some effort into it the results will be so much better when you do!
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:iconbubblewrap-pancakes:
bubblewrap-pancakes Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2013
I know you said that you only wanted the user to reply, but... I agree completely. How these are making the front page is beyond me, as all he does is take ready-made quotes and slap them onto a background, using the same background and the same font every time. This stuff should be posted on Facebook, or Tumblr or whatever, not on an art site where you're supposed to actually put effort into the things you make.
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:iconskitterkins:
Skitterkins Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
agreed, they know they are getting attention, so they keep making them. but its the wrong type of attention.
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:iconcassandra667:
cassandra667 Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2013
never heard this one before. haha.
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:iconromanwarrior1:
romanwarrior1 Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2013
At least once a week :)
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:iconthenexus18:
TheNexus18 Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
This JUST happened to me today! The ONE day I didn't take my cell phone with me to school was the SAME day my stupid landlord decided to lock the door to my house, and my mom, who wakes from 7 to 7 during the day, is the only one with the key. So I had to walk all over town to get my mom to open the damn door. ):< Damn you, KarmaSutra. When Karma bites YOU in the ass, I shall be there...
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:iconlydeablaze:
LydeaBlaze Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Nice
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:iconpubjunk:
Pubjunk Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Pretty much
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:iconsaydian:
Saydian Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2013
awesome
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:iconcrazyfoxmoon:
CrazyFoxMoon Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Love it.
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:iconamiga-32:
amiga-32 Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2013
that is very clever lol . My laugh for the day . thanks :)
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:iconbettifelon:
BettiFelon Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2013   General Artist
yessss!
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