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Quotes #53 | “A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station…”

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:iconraven-girl14:
raven-girl14 Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2013  Student General Artist
so true
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:iconiluvhoneysempai:
iluvhoneysempai Featured By Owner May 19, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
yup that's so true
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:iconrontaire:
Rontaire Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2013  Student
please it never started :iconmingplz:
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:iconshadowrx:
ShadowRx Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:nod: Yup.

"The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working when you get up in the morning, and doesn't stop until you get to the office." - Robert Frost
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:iconinusora123:
inusora123 Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2013
hhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaahahhahahahahahahahhahahhahahaha >.< so funny
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:iconzestinson23:
zestinson23 Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2013  Student Photographer
I need to send this to all my professors xD
Awesome!
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:iconfrinen:
Frinen Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2013  Student Writer
so true, so true
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:iconchaoshammer:
ChaosHammer Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2013  Student General Artist
No way! So do I!
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:iconroskbalkir:
Roskbalkir Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I should explain this to my boss.
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:iconreborn-taltos:
Reborn-Taltos Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2013
If sunflower-oil is made of sunflowers and olive-oil is made of olives, what is baby-oil made of?
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:iconixcanxhazxcookie:
IxCANxHAZxCOOKIE Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
A single tear from the left eye of a Tibetan yak mixed with fairy dust and the blood of a thousand innocents.
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:iconreborn-taltos:
Reborn-Taltos Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2013
Ouch!
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:iconixcanxhazxcookie:
IxCANxHAZxCOOKIE Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Indeed. ;)
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:icondropfromtheocean:
DropFromTheOcean Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2013
nice but i guess that means I should leave my desk cuz im here instead of getting work done...
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:iconxxjenncatxx:
xXJenncatXx Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
....railway station......
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:iconwolf-ninja001:
Wolf-Ninja001 Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
lol!
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:icondandrazen:
DanDrazen Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2013   Writer
Is that a Steven Wright quote? If not, it should be!
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:iconnatashaerdeidrawings:
NatashaErdeiDrawings Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
awww. So you stop working :))) breaks are good but not too long. Lazy human U are :))
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:iconlmomjian:
Lmomjian Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Please stop making these.
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:iconnicolebaroudi:
nicolebaroudi Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
That's what I keep saying but I'm always bombarded with hate from his little 5 year old followers who (I don't know how or why) find these amusing.
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:iconsillydutchman:
SillyDutchman Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Wrong, he didn't even make these. Sigh, he still doesn't get that you can't just take the work of someone else..
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:iconreidakk:
Reidakk Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013
On my living room I have a Playstation. Ha! :lol:
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:iconmidori-san998:
Midori-San998 Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Genius.
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:iconakire-nimsay:
Akire-Nimsay Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013
!!! Perfect!
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:iconzestinson23:
zestinson23 Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013  Student Photographer
True story! :D
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:iconirish-roaver:
irish-roaver Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013
wtf is this? Put more effort into it man!!! I came to this site to see some original stuff!
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:iconteatimetrance:
TeaTimeTrance Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Nothing is ever original... It's basically fan art.
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:iconirish-roaver:
irish-roaver Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2013
Bullshit.
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:iconteatimetrance:
TeaTimeTrance Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
How so? Find me an original composed modern day picture on Deviant art. Go for it.
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:iconirish-roaver:
irish-roaver Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2013
Go look at anything else on the main page!
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:iconteatimetrance:
TeaTimeTrance Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Like what?
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:iconstracini:
stracini Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013
Maybe you have a desk(s)top?
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:iconm1m7:
M1m7 Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013  Student Digital Artist
I LOVE THESE quotes!
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:iconrambling-anthology:
Rambling-anthology Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Lame, I've seen this making it's way across the internet...
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:icontheanimationnerd:
theanimationnerd Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013
haha it makes perfect sense
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:iconsugar-crzy-donut:
sugar-crzy-donut Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013
lol, this is great!
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:icontwinfish2:
twinfish2 Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013
So true!!
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:icontherobertschneider:
TheRobertSchneider Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
^^
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:iconnynjakat:
NynjaKat Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013  Student General Artist
I think more people would be more open to these quote if you did something more artistic with them. Why not use a photo of yours or take one for the background? Or play around more with fonts and the many effects text options have. You can get a more artistic look to these if you try something like that.
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:iconmistigears:
MistiGears Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
If you looked at his other submissions, you would see these are for some actual sticker print-outs, which is why he keeps 'em simple ^^'
or she
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:iconnynjakat:
NynjaKat Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013  Student General Artist
It's still not very artistic. And this is an art site. Doing something more than a white quote from someone famous they stumbled across on a black background would be nice. Not to mention I've seen plenty of quote stickers that actually had a whole lot more to them than this.
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:iconmistigears:
MistiGears Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Ah, artistic, pah. For all I care he can do what he wants! I dont mind if it's artistic or not, I just like to laugh~
Sharing is caring, and sharing this quote (though uncredited) was much-appreciated.
Things are different to different people, and maybe some like the format for the simplicity rather than the details.
To someone, however far away, this is artistic, and (not to sound bossy) maybe sometimes you can try to keep your opinion to yourself. ^^
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:iconnynjakat:
NynjaKat Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2013  Student General Artist
I can share my opinion if I want to. After all this is an art site and it was a constructive opinion. There's nothing wrong with having and sharing it. I'm not bashing and not telling anyone else to silence their opinion either.
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:iconmistigears:
MistiGears Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
It seemed almost to me like it was sarcastic, but after looking over my comment, I think you are right. However, try to reword it as such that is doesn't sound so sarcastic?
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:iconnynjakat:
NynjaKat Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2013  Student General Artist
My diction choice is fine, thank you.
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:iconmistigears:
MistiGears Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
It doesn't seem fine to me.
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:iconsumo65:
Sumo65 Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Then what happens at a gas station?
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:icontroy-michael:
troy-michael Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013
lol tempted to hang it at my work.
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:iconshedano:
shedano Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013  Student Filmographer
if only the work stops
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:iconnekonekogirl04:
NekoNekoGirl04 Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
XD This is too funny. :rofl:
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