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Quotes #46 | “Without nipples, breasts would be pointless.”

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:iconneggative0:
Neggative0 Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
You are a wise man.
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:iconxxcybertronxx:
XxCybertronxX Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
for all the pervs
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:iconjozilla877:
Jozilla877 Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2014
This is strangely true.
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:iconhunterofthedark:
hunterofthedark Featured By Owner May 15, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
it certainly is ...
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:iconredbule:
redbule Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2014  Student
yeah it is ay akward
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:iconraven-girl14:
raven-girl14 Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2013  Student General Artist
lol
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:iconipickachu:
IPickachu Featured By Owner Jul 3, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
:iconrimshotplz: :iconclapplz:
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:iconuponbatishwings:
Uponbatishwings Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
hahahaha!
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:icondragonrider1227:
Dragonrider1227 Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013
:iconrimshotplz:
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:iconacidbl00d:
Acidbl00d Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
lol
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:iconoutmost433:
outmost433 Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2013
Trueww. :iconicwhatyoudidthereplz:
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:icondagaopump:
DaGaoPump Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2013
LOL!!! xD
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:icondandrazen:
DanDrazen Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2013   Writer
Ask Barbie.
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:iconipickachu:
IPickachu Featured By Owner Jul 3, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
:iconrimshotplz:
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:iconp0kem0na:
P0KEM0NA Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
lol
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:iconamimeito-chan:
AmiMeito-chan Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
LOL
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:iconthegreendragongirl:
TheGreenDragonGirl Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
"Pointless." Ha, ha.
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:iconroller323:
roller323 Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2013
tragically a true story
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:iconindescribablyme:
IndescribablyMe Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
Dude, seriously? Crudely true. :P
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:icondegamer-exe:
Degamer-EXE Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2013
no one could deny that logic
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:iconcanankk:
Canankk Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2013
:rofl:
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:iconnocturnalgazer:
NocturnalGazer Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Ohh...I get it... :wow:
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:icondolphinattack:
dolphinattack Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2013   Digital Artist
I don't want to be 'that guy'(im a girl actually) but...
people who suffer from breast cancer can actually lose their nipples in the process.
I know you probably didn't know that, but...some people could find this offensive.
Sorry.
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OtakuPowerBro Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I think the quote means like... Without nipples, your boobs would be "point"less. Not like pointless as in useless but...as in pointy(?) xD

If you already understood that, then I'm sorry...
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:icondolphinattack:
dolphinattack Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2013   Digital Artist
Yeah I do get the joke, but it's still a play on words.
The quote is still saying that boobs would be pointless (as in serve no purpose) as well as not be pointy, otherwise it would just be stating that boobs aren't pointy without nipples...which we all know because it's a fact xD
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:iconotakupowerbro:
OtakuPowerBro Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh, I see. I just took it to be that boobs wouldn't be pointy in general. But, I don't think it's intended to offend anyone, anyways.
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:iconfusiondax:
fusiondax Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Oh, pointy... I didn't realized it at first...
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:iconsuperiorferaligatr:
SuperiorFeraligatr Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Funny, and strangely true.
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:iconrgb64:
RGB64 Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2013
I'm going to take this as a pun, even though there's some facts behind it (without nipples, there would be no way of breastfeeding).
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:iconsepia-paper:
Sepia-Paper Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2013   Interface Designer
actually without breasts nipples would be pointless....cause what the heck are they doin on the males in the first place?
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Sophillia Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2013  Student Filmographer
when you are first concieved everyone begins as a female. (not kidding.) Your father's gender related chromosomes tell your little zygote self shortly latter on if you will continue on that way or if you'll develop into a male. Nipples are on everyone as a "just in case you'll need 'em sort of thing, starting at the cellular level.
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:iconsepia-paper:
Sepia-Paper Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2013   Interface Designer
I know that...indeed it boggles the mind...:iconserioussquidwardplz:
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:iconsophillia:
Sophillia Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2013  Student Filmographer
yep! xD we were all females at some point if you aren't now. Crazy.
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Sepia-Paper Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2013   Interface Designer
:iconnotsureifgusta:...
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:iconfusiondax:
fusiondax Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
You know that the chemical difference between a man and a women is barely none? What define someone to be male of female is only settle by a tiny chemical difference. So we could say that mens are nearly womens and womens are nearly mans
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Sepia-Paper Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2013   Interface Designer
...its about the chest puppies...not the whole body...
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:iconilyluigi:
ilyluigi Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2013  Student General Artist
pahahahha XD
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:iconelvanae:
Elvanae Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2013
Haha! FUN :D
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:iconnicolebaroudi:
nicolebaroudi Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
This is not art nor funny nor original. If you're going to do these pointless and stupid "quotes" please go elsewhere. I heard Facebook and tumblr are great for this...
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:icondolphinattack:
dolphinattack Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2013   Digital Artist
No, it's just facebook where all this crap belongs.
I don't want tumblr to be cluttered with this nonsense lol
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:iconotakupowerbro:
OtakuPowerBro Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I don't see a need for you to say this, because DA officials haven't done anything about it and ~Alpner has been on for quite the while. It is your own personal opinion that it's not funny and that it's pointless and stupid. Art? Oh, please. It's called Typography. Something you've probably never heard of. It's text-based images. Originality is also starting to get ignored in a world like this. Not many things, whether you think so or not, are original. Opinion stated; Argument finished.
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dolphinattack Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2013   Digital Artist
I do know what typography is, actually.
(I'm not sure if you meant to reply to the person I was replying to, or me, but I was just defending tumblr lol ;-;)
Typography is still a form of art, so you can't just say that because it's typography, it's okay for it to be dumb like this quote is.
When I come to DA, I come to see art and by art, I don't mean one media in particular, I just mean something that catches my eye, something with meaning, something beautiful or something I simply like. That's all I want, and this isn't any of those things. Also, I'm pretty sure this is already a joke. I honestly don't know why you're trying to defend the image or even the artist.
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:iconotakupowerbro:
OtakuPowerBro Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I wasn't really trying to defend anybody. I just can't stand ignorant people going on about what they think is art or not. I admit, some people post crap like porn and such and I don't really want to see that. But if that's what they consider art to be, then so be it. Art is a form of expression on my eyes, as well as a form of having fun. So when someone says that something isn't art just because they don't think it is, I simply get mad.
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:icondolphinattack:
dolphinattack Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2013   Digital Artist
Well yeah if you want to be really anal about it and say that this quote is art, then go on to say that all things can be a form of art, go ahead. But honestly, It looks like absolutely no effort went into making this at all. I'm don't really care about whether it's 'art' or 'not art' because art can be anything and there's no point in continuing with that. The reason it's criticised is because it's just white text on a black background with an unintelligent joke, and it made the front page.
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:iconnicolebaroudi:
nicolebaroudi Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Think what you like. I think that he's polluting the site with useless and immature "typography".
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:iconxena-michele:
Xena-Michele Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
And I think people pollute the site with porn, but the admins don't do shit about that. If you don't like it, then don't look or comment. Comments and views are what makes it popular. Don't want it to be popular? Then move along.
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:iconteatimetrance:
TeaTimeTrance Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
like most of DA is porn and fan fiction, and emo-fags? There is a stereotype and opinion for everything, just sometimes, they are stupid opinions...
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OtakuPowerBro Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
^^ Exactly~
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:iconotakupowerbro:
OtakuPowerBro Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I'm finding what you said hypocritical. Because practically everything on DA is useless. Photography, painting, drawings, photo-manip, etc... What are people gonna use it for? To look at? To admire? To laugh? About a 1/3 of the stuff on DA are actually useful items such as Tutorials, references, and stocks. The other 2/3 are just "useless". What I'm trying to say, is that basically it's none of your fucking (excuse the choice of words) business what is posted on DA or what is considered art or not. If people like it, and it's not a rule-breaker, it's fine. Useless and immature is what make people have a laugh or a giggle now and then.
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:iconazurejass:
AzureJass Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Will it be a pun if I said "I don't see your point"? ;P
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