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Quotes #45 | “Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.”

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:iconzortharg:
zortharg Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2014
Also, don't hit him in the balls, hit him in your dungeon.
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:iconiluvgaara3357:
iluvgaara3357 Featured By Owner May 18, 2013
lol, perfect!!!
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:iconkit-day-3:
Kit-day-3 Featured By Owner May 17, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconawesomefaceplz::iconfistplz::iconbaseballbatplz::iconnerdplz:
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:iconmiinness0ottaa:
miinness0ottaa Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
ajajajjaj dasdasdasdasa LOL
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:iconlarrykitty:
LarryKitty Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
TwT
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:iconkyndsie:
Kyndsie Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
:rofl:

Yup yup!
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:iconindescribablyme:
IndescribablyMe Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
Just wondering.... can we hit a guy/girl who has glasses with a baseball bat?
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:iconfungalzombiex:
FungalZombieX Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Th'cuthe me?
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:iconoka415:
oka415 Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
this quote is a VERY good idea.
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:iconthe-wandering-kid:
the-wandering-kid Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013
misandry...
Violence is not the answer.
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:icon2delightful4u:
2delightful4u Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013  Student General Artist
Yeah, except if the guy you're hitting is THIS guy. :iconkingcandyplz:
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:icongidgetech:
Gidgetech Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Unless you are Wreck-It Ralph.
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:iconfungalzombiex:
FungalZombieX Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Huhu, Well played.
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:icongidgetech:
Gidgetech Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
You have just made my day.
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:iconwhitestasian:
WhitestAsian Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013  Student Filmographer
AHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAA laWL!
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:iconscarecrow2003:
scarecrow2003 Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
i do prefer a aluminum bat
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:iconelyet123:
elyet123 Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
THAT'S WHAT MY GRANDPA TOLD ME LIKE LONG AGO XD I LOVE THIS!
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:icongravity-hax:
Gravity-HAX Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Indeed... Indeed indeed...
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:iconemberrise:
EmberRise Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013  Hobbyist
Lol wuuut? XD haha.
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:iconwolves3000:
wolves3000 Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013
lol
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:iconundevicesimus:
Undevicesimus Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013   Artist
Lame...
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:iconbritlawrence:
BritLawrence Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
:iconfacebooklikeplz:
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:icondagaopump:
DaGaoPump Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013
Lolz! Oh so thats what i do, thanks! xD
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:iconamiga-32:
amiga-32 Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013
it made me laugh lol.
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:iconbluesparks4:
Bluesparks4 Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013
lolz i'll keep that in mind
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:iconcercan:
Cercan Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013
But you're still hitting him?
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:iconfudgefiddle:
FudgeFiddle Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013   Traditional Artist
No it's not saying "Don't hit a man that's wearing glasses." It's saying literally not to hit him with a pair of glasses, instead use a bat.
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:iconcercan:
Cercan Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013
OH
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:iconschnarre:
schnarre Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013
...Classic!
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:iconkiokulovescheesecake:
KiokuLovesCheesecake Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Unless he's King Candy. Then you can hit him with glasses.

:iconkingcandyplz:
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:iconfungalzombiex:
FungalZombieX Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
No. D:
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:iconhayleycosplay:
HayleyCosplay Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
I was thinking the exact same thing! xD
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:iconzarakai:
zarakai Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013
No my glasses D':
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:iconmarshmallowcookiwolf:
*throws arms in the air* Why didn't I think of that quote.
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:iconlucyjewel:
lucyjewel Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Hahahahaha!
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:iconsonofchinglu:
SonofChinglu Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013
Walked right into that one.
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:iconlnfinityarts:
lnfinityArts Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013
Ah, I see what you did there :D
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:iconesp96:
ESP96 Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
lol, xD
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:iconcookielover17:
cookielover17 Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
or a hammer xD
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:iconwwwbigbrothergov:
wwwBigBrotherGov Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
wrench's work too
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:iconmaehedrose:
Maehedrose Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013
Glasses tied to a baseball bat.

Actually, I find, you hit a man wearing glasses it sends the sharps of the lenses into his eyes and finishes the fight real fast. That's why I carry a spare pair with me at all times and, should I get in a fight, ask the other man to put them on first.
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:iconkaixshadow:
KaixShadow Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Wreck it Ralph quote! Lol!
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:iconthundermane:
Thundermane Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013
Teh fuq.
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:iconwolf-ninja001:
Wolf-Ninja001 Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
hahaha!
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:iconrestingsoul:
RestingSoul Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
SMACKAROO TIEM B)
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:icontommedge4life:
TommEdge4Life Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013  Student General Artist
This is #46, Not #45.
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:iconveronicle:
veronicle Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
hahaha lol
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:iconfluffy1907:
Fluffy1907 Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
huh, I had to think about that one for a second... ^^
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:iconharleklown:
HarleKlown Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Anyone else think of Wreck-it Ralph? :XD:
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:iconpikachu-and-umbreon:
Pikachu-And-Umbreon Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconfblike:
:iconkingcandyplz:
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