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Quotes #44 by Alpner Quotes #44 by Alpner
Quotes #44 | “Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.”

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2.) Credit is given if the ORIGINAL author of the quote is known;
3.) Even if they are racist, sexist, etc. there is no offense intended; They are made strictly with entertaining purposes;
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:iconquoteschart:
quoteschart Featured By Owner 3 days ago
I found you when I am searching something like that. I think quotes are very important for wishing someone. I have collected this one. Thanks for sharing. www.quoteschart.com/good-quote…
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:iconbeatlink27:
BeatLink27 Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
I don't get... OHHHHH!!!
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:iconryan2315:
Ryan2315 Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2014
Never hit a man with glasses. Take his glasses off and hit him with the glasses.

-Wreck-it Ralph

Not an actual quote, but you'll understand if you've seen the movie.
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:iconajewell20:
ajewell20 Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2014  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
that is so me
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:icondolanhunter:
DolanHunter Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
Oh my god this is so awesome! I feel hungry!Llama Emoji-67 (Yes food) [V3] 
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:icondarvia123:
Darvia123 Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh my beautiful ness.
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:iconanime-girl-2008:
Anime-Girl-2008 Featured By Owner May 17, 2013
Nice! Check this [link]
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:iconkit-day-3:
Kit-day-3 Featured By Owner May 17, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I'd be a-- CHOCOLATE...
now, what was I saying?
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:iconxmaxine10x:
xMaxine10x Featured By Owner May 13, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
why is the quote in the description different than the deviation?
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:iconrontaire:
Rontaire Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2013  Student
That is so me .3.
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:iconbluebombmonkey:
BlueBombMonkey Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
*giggle*
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:iconsmrish:
smrish Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2013
What you did there, I see it! ^^
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:iconizza-the-unicorn:
Izza-the-Unicorn Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2013  Student Photographer
"That awkward moment when an Emo orders a Happy Meal at McDonalds."
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:iconkariankanna:
Kariankanna Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
"I'm not racist; I hate everybody!"
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:icontotal-egal:
Total-egal Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2013
true!!
Oh lock a pink shinning unicorn ... :flirty:
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:iconlozzdragon:
LozzDragon Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2013
PLZ make more
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:iconshadowsonthemoon1:
Shadowsonthemoon1 Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013
:iconagreeplz:
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:iconfrozen-fyre:
frozen-fyre Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013
*every time
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:iconlavi245:
Lavi245 Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Story of my life :D
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:icongoldengirl954:
GoldenGirl954 Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2013
Lol me too :D
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:iconroller323:
roller323 Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2013
story of my life
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:iconshinigamiblackrose:
ShinigamiBlackRose Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Lol that's my life
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:icondragonita1:
Dragonita1 Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Hmmm, may I point out that the quote in the description does not match the one in the deviation?
But anyway, it's still pretty funny.:)
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:iconflorilucia:
FloriLucia Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013  Student
good observation ;)
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:iconwolf-ninja001:
Wolf-Ninja001 Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
lol!
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:icontommedge4life:
TommEdge4Life Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013  Student General Artist
It's 44, Not 45.
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:icontigerrose1329:
TigerRose1329 Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I am not random, I'm just--OMG A FISH!!
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:iconpepperbean:
PepperBean Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
If i had a dollar for every time i procrastinated i'd have ... ill type the rest later.
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:iconindescribablyme:
IndescribablyMe Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
LOL That's me! :D
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:iconpepperbean:
PepperBean Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
haha, t'was the first thing that came to mind ! :p
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:iconneuralshock7:
neuralshock7 Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013
So true man, so hey look flowers!
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:iconbionicman-aw:
Bionicman-AW Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013
Why a puppy? Because you can't eat money
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:iconjonakeloh:
Jonakeloh Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
if i had a dollar for every time i swore at a lame post like this on the front page of deviantART, fuck you this is lame
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:iconhongablaster:
Hongablaster Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
There's a saying in my country which goes: "I'm coming from the city and on the top some cinammon".
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:iconworldstraveller:
worldstraveller Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013
I would be already rich :p
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:iconayousif:
ayousif Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
FAVORITE! So relatable
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:icontinypasserine:
TinyPasserine Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
If I had a dollar for every time one of these quotes doesn't get attributed, I could raise a lawsuit defense on behalf of all of these unquoted people.
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:iconbukashendra:
Bukashendra Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Bah-ha-ha-ha!
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:iconzodiark619:
zodiark619 Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013
Ahaha! I really love this one! Is this an original?
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:iconjazzlednightmare16:
Jazzlednightmare16 Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
This is hilarious. It kinda reminds me of a shirt my friend has. She has ADD and her shirt says 'I don't have ADD. Attention, Deficit, OOOHH LOOK A BUNNY!'
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:iconindescribablyme:
IndescribablyMe Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
I want that shirt. :|
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:iconjazzlednightmare16:
Jazzlednightmare16 Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
I believe she bought it from a shop we have here in Australia called 'Jay Jays'. But maybe you can find it online somewhere :)?
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:iconrastifan:
Rastifan Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
lol
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:iconsabzlovingart127:
sabzlovingart127 Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013
haha this made me laugh :)
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:iconthehappydayz:
TheHappyDayz Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2013
Ahahaha perfect quote! X'D
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:iconkiarorin:
Kiarorin Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
ADHD?
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:iconsonofchinglu:
SonofChinglu Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2013
Tru dat.
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:iconamen-no-suomynona:
amen-no-suomynona Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
"If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted... Oh look! A shiny quarter!" sorry if someone commented something similar like this
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:iconjudascain:
JudasCain Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
replace 'puppy' w/ 'a shot of absinthe', and you've described me! ^o^
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:iconjazzlednightmare16:
Jazzlednightmare16 Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Absinthe is pretty strong stuff :P
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