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Quotes #43 | “Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last long for fat people.”

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:iconmarshall-lee3434:
Marshall-lee3434 Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2015  Student Artist
This is so funny but really MEAN!!!
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:iconchaoticperfectixn:
ChaoticPerfectixn Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
I feel bad for laughing.
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:iconpurplelegolas:
PurpleLegolas Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
lolololololololol, how do u come up with these? Annoying Orange 
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:iconvioletdragon626:
violetdragon626 Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2013
This is funny and bad at the same time! Priceless.
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:iconemchompski:
EmChompski Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2013
HAAAAAA that is awesome
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:iconrooari:
RooAri Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2013  Student
The quote didn't really make me laugh because I think I've seen it somewhere before but the fat people sobbing over it is the hilarious bit!
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:iconkit-day-3:
Kit-day-3 Featured By Owner May 17, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconawesomefaceplz:
:iconsexyplz: :iconchocolatesplz: :iconequalsplz: :iconripplz:
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:icongottalovethatfandom:
GottaLoveThatFandom Featured By Owner May 10, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Kao Emoji-27 (Laughing) [V2] = literally me at the moment
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:iconlegsboy-and-jolt:
legsboy-and-jolt Featured By Owner May 8, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Tloj: That's ingenious.
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:iconshadalex1011:
ShadAlex1011 Featured By Owner May 6, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Funny!!!!
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:iconbluecossy:
Bluecossy Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2013
your a ass -_- all u can think of is to take piss out of us fat ppl its offencive -_-*
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:icondain-siegfried:
Dain-Siegfried Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2013  Student Writer
Offensive*, you uh... Spelt it wrong... Sorry that was gonna bug me.
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:iconbluecossy:
Bluecossy Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2013
OMG
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:icongottalovethatfandom:
GottaLoveThatFandom Featured By Owner May 10, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Plus you forget an "n" after the "a" before "ass"
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:icondain-siegfried:
Dain-Siegfried Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2013  Student Writer
Well, your argument is more sound with good grammar. I'm not trying to be rude, more a civil service.
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:iconcherubfeet:
CherubFeet Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
people who find this offensive should stop bawwing their eyes out and come up with a valid arguement.
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:iconpeacelovejoy2134:
peacelovejoy2134 Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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:iconstickbrush:
StickBrush Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2013
NOPE! Life is like a dick. It's short, but it looks long when it's hard.
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:iconcherubfeet:
CherubFeet Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
ahahaha xD that is hilarious
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:iconstickbrush:
StickBrush Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2013
Thanks.
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:iconyumenox:
YumeNox Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:D
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:iconanimegx43:
animegx43 Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013
That is so hilarious and so horrible at the same time.

It's Hilarible! Or Horrilarious. Idk.
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:iconyellowgrin:
YellowGrin Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Hilarious!! X'D
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:iconearthgoddess11:
earthgoddess11 Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2013
that is so horrible but its so funny at the same time
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:iconbadfox016:
BadFox016 Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2013
OMG! XD
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:iconthe-chocolatecloud:
the-chocolatecloud Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
I loled
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:iconhae-ri:
hae-ri Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2013  Professional Photographer
After reading some comments here, I think I have a few words to say; some are obviously finding this offensive. I do understand why, especially when people defending this deviation are using the "it's true, obese people are at life-risk all the time and they should lose weight, this is only a joke but it tells the truth". Okay, maybe. I mean, of course, the thing about life-risk and everything is true and it would be better for their health to lose weight, but you know what? However concerned you are about obese people and their lives, poking them with this "joke" is not helping. Insulting them and telling them to run a few laps instead of sitting here in the internet is not helpful at all. You're just crushing their self-esteems more and that's not going to help them love their own lives or bodies, so that they would get concerned about their own health and start losing weight.
Be understanding a bit more. Don't poke or push, be nice and give people courage instead of this crap.

Well anyway, about the joke - I don't particularly find this offensive, although I don't think it's a very funny one either. Also, I'm a bit more concerned that this kind of "art" is allowed in Deviantart, not because it offends some people, but because everything in this is stolen and done badly. I could do this level of "art" in five minutes with Photoshop. If you want to do typography, do it well, instead of just copy-pasting other people's stuff on a black background with some lorem ipsum thrown on it. I feel sad that an artist, who clearly is a good photographer, wastes his time in stuff like this.
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:iconcherubfeet:
CherubFeet Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
actually, your statement is incorrect. So, as we all know, people are meant to be different. Just like some people have blue eyes and some have brown eyes, some people are meant to be fat, and some are meant to be thin. When i say people who are "meant to be fat", i mean the fat people who eat right and exercise. In today's society, everyone is expected to be thin, even if you are naturally fat. When a naturally fat person looses weight, they are risking their health. The sad part is that they are risking their health like this in order to fit in and not be discriminated against. I don't know about you, but that is very sad and unfair. (it's mainly because we all assume that being fat makes someone less healthy, when they are at the weight where they are actually their healthiest)
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:iconhae-ri:
hae-ri Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2013  Professional Photographer
You're absolutely right - I didn't think my comment through, it seems, even though I tried. Sorry about it, and thanks for correcting me.
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:iconcherubfeet:
CherubFeet Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
your welcome
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:icongottalovethatfandom:
GottaLoveThatFandom Featured By Owner May 10, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
It's "you're" not "your". Just saying.
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:iconcherubfeet:
CherubFeet Featured By Owner May 10, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
These are some old comments that you are looking at. If I could delete them, I really would. I am so embarrassed of these.. 
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GottaLoveThatFandom Featured By Owner May 10, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
LOL It's ok :3 It's just...grammar...idk when someone does something wrong I have to correct. My apologies.
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:iconcherubfeet:
CherubFeet Featured By Owner May 10, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
okay.
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:iconblaning:
Blaning Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I can understand your concern, but this truly is in good humour. The artist clearly didn't intend for this to offend people, and I know for a fact there are far meaner things people can say. True, people can, and will be offended by this, but most things can offend people. I say that so long as the artist isn't trying to offend people, let them continue posting these quotes. As long as someone enjoys it, this quote should stay up, offensive or not.
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:iconhae-ri:
hae-ri Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2013  Professional Photographer
Well, even more than the offensive part, I'm concerned why is still so popular and appreciated, even though the artist doesn't really own anything in this. And it's boring. But, what do I know, maybe in a couple hundred years, stuff like this will be appreciated as much as we appreciate artists like Da Vinci right now. Who knows.
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:iconblaning:
Blaning Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Indeed, we'll see...

Anyway, have a good day :]
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:iconhae-ri:
hae-ri Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2013  Professional Photographer
You too. (:
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:iconbionicman-aw:
Bionicman-AW Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013
Honestly, who wants to become old nowadays anyway?
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:icontemarinde:
Temarinde Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I would :D I would love to know how exactly humanity fucks up this time :D
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:iconakreon:
akreon Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
I love how on deviantArt you can basically write "fat people, they exist" and half of the community goes BAWWWW :lol:
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:iconindescribablyme:
IndescribablyMe Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
It's great!
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:iconemitimd:
emiTimd Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2013
oh that's kinda mean...
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:iconalagadngpagibig:
alagadngpagibig Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2013
I never been fat in my life but this serves as a warning for me :love:
thanks :wormnomnom:
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:iconpauscorpi:
pauscorpi Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2013
it doesn't last more tan 30 sec. for me, I daresay I am not fat - is my life doomed?!?!?! :P
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:iconthemysterydrawer:
Themysterydrawer Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:rofl:
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:iconnaiai13music:
Naiai13music Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2013  Student Artist
lol~
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:iconthemysterydrawer:
Themysterydrawer Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:ROTFL:
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:iconthemysterydrawer:
Themysterydrawer Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Well played
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:icontailslover42:
tailslover42 Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
lioloolololoololoolololoololool
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