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Quotes #41 | “Boobies here! Boobies there! Boobies everywhere!” – me, in heaven

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:iconlorenzoandre:
LorenzoAndre Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2013
lolwut? :D
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:iconkatamata1:
Katamata1 Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2013
"Penises here, penises there! Penises everywhere"! :horny:

- Sorry, but I`m not lesbian :XD:
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:iconarmygirl99:
armygirl99 Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2013
I find this extremely funny and offending at the same time!
Friend:what you talking about! who said the boobies are women's?
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:iconsurreal-creation:
Surreal-Creation Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Without boobs the world would be extremely flat...chested
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:iconkinztastic:
kinztastic Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013  Student Photographer
i have to say that was kinda funny,
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:iconsurreal-creation:
Surreal-Creation Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
thanks :D
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:iconkinguggi:
KingUggi Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
hahaha :D
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:icontheorangeelephant:
TheOrangeElephant Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013  Hobbyist
hahaha yeaaa okay!
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:iconlucleon:
LucLeon Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013  Student General Artist
I dont see this like a joke,actually,I love boobs, so this is a very good definition of heaven to me.
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:iconehhynes:
ehhynes Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013
damn, I've never seen people on the internet complain so much about boobs
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:iconianuarius85:
Ianuarius85 Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
You and me both, bro.
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:iconrhii-chan:
RHii-CHaN Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
Hahaha I love it xD
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:iconbblotus:
bblotus Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013
Are they "Men boobies" from drinking too much beer? Just be sure to check first before assuming you actually ended up in Heaven. The flare lens can be deceiving.
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:iconallendra3:
Allendra3 Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I generally don't like these quotes being on DA, but this one is a new level of annoying. :disbelief:
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:iconmoritz90:
moritz90 Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
+1
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:iconaethue:
aethue Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
Nobody here understands "humor" ._.
I donīt feel offended and I am a woman.
Please, just keep up the funny Quotes XD
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:icondizzyzebra:
Dizzyzebra Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Well, it's not very sophisticated humor. XD The punchline is literall 'boobs'. It depends on your standards, but to a lot of people that is a shitty punchline.

It only works if the concept of boobs is still hilarious, in the way that farts and dog poo is, to those generally of a 13 or below-ish age. I think? Unfortunately lots of people cease appreciate these types of jokes less once they pass that age – though I have met those who are over 30 and still dig a fart joke, it depends.
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:iconaethue:
aethue Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
Maybe youīre right

But people should not see things so rigid.
Canīt we all just laugh aubout some smut.
If he loves boobies then just let him show the world that he does!
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:icondizzyzebra:
Dizzyzebra Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Yes, the problem is there are two things that overlap therefore each could be interpreted.

Objectification of a woman more than men (or objectification of anyone, depending on your views): Obvious bad.

But there are other ways to look at it, since it could be meant as harmless. It seems light and far from misogynistic, if I were to go analytical. Hmph, I have no opinion, personally. Other than slightly bugged that it's on the front page because I didn't find it that funny because it was aiming at relatable humor and since I don't appreciate bewbs beyond a purely bean-bag level I didn't relate.
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:iconthe-syreth-clan:
The-Syreth-Clan Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
They say heaven lies in our hearts.
#closeenough
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:iconohanian:
ohanian Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013  Student Artist
Suicide bombers dream....
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:iconfullbattery:
FullBattery Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013
It's just a little humor guys. Lighten up :dance:
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:icon0nyx5tone:
0nyx5tone Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Oh and people, it's on the first page because everyone is commenting on it asking why it's so popular therefor making it more popular. So if you don't want to see it on the front, stop commenting. 'nuff said...
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:iconallendra3:
Allendra3 Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Things end up on the front page based on category and number of faves, not because of comments.
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:icon0nyx5tone:
0nyx5tone Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Oh. Joy... Well if you don't want it on the front page stop compulsively faving. :P
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:iconallendra3:
Allendra3 Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Don't tell me, I'm not the ones faving them.
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:icon0nyx5tone:
0nyx5tone Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Isn't this a description of deviantART itself? XP
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:iconmumoshi:
mumoshi Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
=\
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:iconlightningbutterflies:
Lightningbutterflies Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013  Student General Artist
Great. A pervet. I think it's fine to find people attractive, but this objectifies women way too much. And why the heck is this on the front page? It's neither witty nor interesting.
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:iconanimalanimefan:
AnimalAnimeFan Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013
agreed. how the hell did this make front page.
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:iconlightningbutterflies:
Lightningbutterflies Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2013  Student General Artist
I weep for humanity :cries:
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:iconanimalanimefan:
AnimalAnimeFan Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2013
As do i, as do i. :S
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:iconcaneage:
Caneage Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
More like hell. -_-
Stupid pervs.
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:iconpampasfox:
PampasFox Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Gurls got boobies :icontrollfaceplz:
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:iconandela1998:
Andela1998 Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
waiiit..why is this so popular ?? :confused: because this is everything.. but it's NOT poetic or artistic
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:iconzombielover94:
zombielover94 Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
Seriously, why is this on the first page?
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:iconveggie55:
Veggie55 Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
What a lackluster quote.
This guy is quite the Shakespeare.














Seriously, why's this on the front page?
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:iconlucas420:
lucas420 Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
i don't know. : /
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:iconepicwhamo99:
epicwhamo99 Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013
IKR? That was one of the stupidest quotes I've ever seen!
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:iconjonigodoy:
JoniGodoy Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013  Professional General Artist
what a stupidity!!
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:iconlilacluna:
lilacluna Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
lol :XD:
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:iconbhorren:
Bhorren Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013
Yup... I agree :D
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:iconasuka-artist:
Asuka-Artist Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013  Hobbyist
haha xD
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:iconblizzardlt:
BlizzardLT Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
More like in deviantart..
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:iconkejsi:
kejsi Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013  Hobbyist Interface Designer
you've misspelled Deviantart -_-
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:iconlodac:
Lodac Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013
Ha very true!
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:iconjayfeather5651:
jayfeather5651 Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013
where?
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:iconkejsi:
kejsi Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2013  Hobbyist Interface Designer
look closer my friend
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:iconjayfeather5651:
jayfeather5651 Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2013
I still don't see it... :/
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:iconsnowedkami-fr:
snowedkami-FR Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013
-_-
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