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Quotes #4 | I hate it when old people poke me at weddings, point and whisper: "You're next." So I've started doing the same thing to them at funerals

After a couple "off" weeks I'm back with a new Quotes. I got an order from a friend for more then a hundred new stickers with funny quotes on it. I changed the background, font and size from previous design. Since I got many complains how "this sh*t doesn't belong here on DA" I probably won't upload all of them, but I will post a link where you can see them...

New collection:
DA: [link]
...more links and quotes will be added soon...

The old "finished" collection
DA: [link]
Facebook: [link]

About the quotes:
1.) I don't own any of the quotes in my collection (unless it's stated otherwise);
2.) Credit is given if the ORIGINAL author of the quote is known;
3.) Even if they are racist, sexist, etc. there is no offense intended; They are made strictly with entertaining purposes;
4.) I don't own any (copyrights), so you can use them however you want them;
5.) Possibly there are some grammar mistakes and it would be much appreciated, if you notice them, to let me know, so I can fix them asap;
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:iconmarshall-lee3434:
Marshall-lee3434 Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2015  Student Artist
Lol!Its mean though!
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:iconthief-in-darkness:
Thief-in-darkness Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2015  Student Writer
I love this
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:iconwinterwolfwriter:
winterwolfwriter Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
This one is one of my favorites! XD
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:iconallycat909:
Allycat909 Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
I can't stop laughing!
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:iconraven-girl14:
raven-girl14 Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2013  Student General Artist
hahahahahahahahahahahaha!
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:iconskystrikeflame:
SkystrikeFlame Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2013  Student Digital Artist
LOL XD
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:iconnightcool:
Nightcool Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2013  Student General Artist
lol, that is so horrible!
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:iconkiwi-tan:
Kiwi-tan Featured By Owner May 20, 2013  Student
Ha ha this makes me laugh!
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:icondearie:
dearie Featured By Owner May 20, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:rofl: Brilliant!
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:iconxmaxine10x:
xMaxine10x Featured By Owner May 13, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I can't stop laughing! my sides hurt!
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:iconinusora123:
inusora123 Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2013
just wondering ............ could i say that to people who aren't old at a funeral??????
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:iconshewolfzoroark:
shewolfzoroark Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I don't know. You could try it :shrug:
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:iconinusora123:
inusora123 Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2013
cool :D :reading: I've got some work to do :work: heheheheehhehhe
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:iconinusora123:
inusora123 Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2013
omg hehahahahahahhahahhaha
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:iconxrgrjhhb:
xrgrjhhb Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I think this one's my favorite :]
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:iconkariankanna:
Kariankanna Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
OUCH!
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:iconbrittanyannxox:
BrittanyAnnxOx Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2013
it's so horrible that it's funny!
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:iconshadowrx:
ShadowRx Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:sherlock: Indubitably.
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:icond4rkest:
d4rkest Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Yes! lol
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:icondarkpixie650:
Darkpixie650 Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
hahaha so true!!
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:iconblumeshullman:
BlumeShullman Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2013
old poeple know we dislike them so they take revenge on you spoiling your time.
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:iconroller323:
roller323 Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2013
that's kinda cruel
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:icontaythebloodlust:
taythebloodlust Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2013
OMG that's horrible in a hilarious way!!
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:iconburningfantasy:
BurningFantasy Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013  Student General Artist
omg you genius x'DDDD
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:iconstealthyninja21:
stealthyninja21 Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013  Student General Artist
Haha, i hate it when they do that, too.
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:iconsinfulankh:
SinfulAnkh Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2013
XD Saw the exact same thing on the 28,000 Jokes app on my ipad
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:iconabhishekghosh:
AbhishekGhosh Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Great Great...
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:iconmartixy:
martixy Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013
Old bash quote...
Still funny.
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:icondok-fitz:
DOK-FITZ Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Simply amazing!:D
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:iconquantuminnovator:
QuantumInnovator Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2013
If it's at a funeral, telling someone "You're next" is guaranteed to be true. If it's at a wedding, not so much.

Nice work.
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:iconscr1b3:
Scr1b3 Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Oo harsh! They're only doing it to be nice, where you're just nasty! Still, creepyfunny though!
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:iconoakfur422:
Oakfur422 Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Student General Artist
It's horrible that I laughed at this. It made my day.
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:icondagaopump:
DaGaoPump Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2012
That's messed up. Haha! xD
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:iconrickyrico:
rickyrico Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
Awesome! :XD:
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:iconwolfofthemoons:
WolfOfTheMoons Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Brilliant! XD
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:iconchild998:
child998 Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2012  Student Photographer
LMAO! thats just epic! :)
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:iconfrumpelstiltskin:
Frumpelstiltskin Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012
AH HA HA HA HA HA! IM DYING OF LAUGHTER!
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:iconfadedromeo:
fadedromeo Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2012
So full of win! I now know what I must do!!! :)
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:icondolphinandcow:
dolphinandcow Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Brings tears of laughter to my eyes ... :)
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:iconbenioxoxox:
BenioxoXox Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012  Hobbyist Filmographer
Oh my, I think I pooped from laughter XD
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:iconibui-ampora:
Ibui-Ampora Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I think I just laughed too hard! :rofl:
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:iconnekothebro:
Nekothebro Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
lol that's terrible! XD
Oh my god I love that
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:iconmy-lullaby123:
my-lullaby123 Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Student Artist
XDXDXDXDXDXDXD!
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:iconxxjackiepackiexo:
xxJackiePackiexo Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Oh that's so messed up but so funny XD
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:iconannahime:
AnnaHime Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012  Hobbyist
Really good! hahahahahahahahahaha
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:iconxx-darkprincess-xx:
xX-DarkPrincess-Xx Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
holy gee lol
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:iconaimee-lesley-sim:
Aimee-Lesley-Sim Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2012  Student General Artist
I did a giggle snort just then and this rarely happens to me!
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:iconbathermasterson:
BatherMasterson Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012
And now, so will I. Hahahaha.
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:iconkarabasik17:
karabasik17 Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012  Student Writer
Brilliant as usual :) Even if you don't own them.
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:iconalittlebitoffaith:
alittlebitoffaith Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2012
Rotfl this is awesome me n my friend laughed share at this
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