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Quotes #38 by Alpner Quotes #38 by Alpner
Quotes #38 | “I’m in shape. Round is a shape isn’t it?”

After a couple "off" weeks I'm back with a new Quotes. I got an order from a friend for more then a hundred new stickers with funny quotes on it. I changed the background, font and size from previous design. Since I got many complains how "this sh*t doesn't belong here on DA" I probably won't upload all of them, but I will post a link where you can see them...

New collection:
DA: [link]
Facebook: [link]

The old "finished" collection
DA: [link]
Facebook: [link]

About the quotes:
1.) I don't own any of the quotes in my collection (unless it's stated otherwise);
2.) Credit is given if the ORIGINAL author of the quote is known;
3.) Even if they are racist, sexist, etc. there is no offense intended; They are made strictly with entertaining purposes;
4.) I don't own any (copyrights), so you can use them however you want them;
5.) Possibly there are some grammar mistakes and it would be much appreciated, if you notice them, to let me know, so I can fix them asap;
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:iconderpy11:
derpy11 Featured By Owner Jul 3, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Yup, thats me.
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:iconkit-day-3:
Kit-day-3 Featured By Owner May 17, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
No, you are out of shape... oooh, I see what you did there. :iconiseewhatudidthereplz:
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:iconcatsunspokenepiphany:
CatsUnspokenEpiphany Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2013  Hobbyist
LOL I'm so faving this :D
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:iconrainbowsquish:
RainbowSquish Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
funny quote but round is not a shape
circle is though
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:iconprincessbutterfly155:
princessbutterfly155 Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
"I have a body of a God...shame it's Buddha" Pic of a buddha I find amusing-[link]
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:iconphotophobee:
PhotoPhobee Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
of course Circles are shapes

:iconcircleplz:
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:iconajpokeman:
ajpokeman Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Is that from Garfield?
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:iconbugie158:
bugie158 Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Ooh I saw this on IG before xD
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:iconsinfulankh:
SinfulAnkh Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2013
Aaahahaa! I see what you did there.
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:iconcharlie-lang:
Charlie-Lang Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Isn't the point of DA to be original? So basically every one of these in your gallery is ripped off from someone else. *clap clap* You're very clever.
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:iconibluecoral:
IBlueCoral Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
This is the whole point. "Round" isn't a shape. So -No, you are out of shape.
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:iconmarx-man:
MARX-MAN Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2012  Professional Artist
How implicitly prejudiced.

Firstly; Round isn't "a shape", it is a description of the form of "any rounded object", that means it fits all rounded shapes and is not a shape. It would be like saying that a circle is the same as an open curve on the grounds that it is round (which it isn't and I find that a little bit prejudiced).

Besides, if round was a shape, we wouldn't need the word rotund which literally means:
"Round in shape"
Rotund | Define Rotund at Dictionary.com
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:iconrhys108:
Rhys108 Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2013
Why can't you just have a laugh?
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:iconmarx-man:
MARX-MAN Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2013  Professional Artist
Laugh at at inaccuracies?

That will only encourage more of them.
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:iconmarkthegr8:
MarkTheGr8 Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Which dark pit of hell did you come from?
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:iconmarx-man:
MARX-MAN Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2013  Professional Artist
Implying that accuracy is hellish also creates the implication that inaccuracies are heavenly.
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:iconcharlie-lang:
Charlie-Lang Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2013  Student Digital Artist
That's basically the epitome of religion.At leas the last part is.
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:iconmarkthegr8:
MarkTheGr8 Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Under the right circumstances, it could. But you have to know when accuracy is more important than having the audience develop interest in the quote. Here, it certainly isn't. Did you misunderstand the quote? Nope. Did anyone else? Nope.
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:iconmarx-man:
MARX-MAN Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2013  Professional Artist
But you have to know when accuracy is more important than having the audience develop interest in the quote.

Audiences tend to find this attitude repulsive.
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:iconmarkthegr8:
MarkTheGr8 Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Also, as round is used in the quote, it might as well mean that the human figure is a "rounded object" when obese, as being fat doesn't mean you're a perfect circle. Just the edges get rounded.
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:iconmarkthegr8:
MarkTheGr8 Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
And here.. Accuracy is not more important.
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:iconmerieltla:
MerielTLA Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Ahh this made me laugh sooo much!!
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:icononeblackrainbow:
OneBlackRainbow Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012
true story
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:iconandharian:
Andharian Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012  Student General Artist
WHY IS THIS ON THE FRONT PAGE.
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:iconamethyst98:
Amethyst98 Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012
How come I or someone else posts a demotivational poster and gets yelled at by everyone to take it down and this guy takes quotes that have been around forever and is rewarded with front page? I'm sorry, this just bothers me.
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:iconcosmoscanine:
CosmosCanine Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Nobody should be making an exception for this person either, but apparently taking some words somebody else came up with and slapping them on a background is the height of hilarity.
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:iconkitsune2008:
kitsune2008 Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012
I agree with you. It is stupid.
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:icontitansfighter01:
TitansFighter01 Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012
lol. Reminds me of what Garfield say in the old cartoon once. :rofl:
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:iconboomcazoom:
boomcazoom Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
lol
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:iconbruce-kun:
Bruce-kun Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012
awesome
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:iconkrisvlad:
KrisVlad Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012   Photographer
Why is this on my front page?

DA is turning into a shitmix of Tumblr and Facebook now?
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:iconkushinadahime4:
kushinadahime4 Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012
This is awesome. No other word. :love:
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:iconryuuri-hime:
Ryuuri-hime Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Lol this made my day xD
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:iconstalkingcoco:
StalkingCoco Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012
They see me rollin', they hatin'!
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:iconjunco9:
Junco9 Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012
I'm pretty sure round is a discriptive word, not a shape. This quote has been around for ages and has always bugged me.
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:iconsilentsplendour:
SilentSplendour Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012
That's great.
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:iconpyrianassassin:
PyrianAssassin Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
True...
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:icondaboredghurl:
daboredghurl Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012  Student Writer
Isn't round an adjective?
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:icondiamondsnake:
Diamondsnake Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
This was on my friend's t-shirt when I first met him :lmao: I never forget it.
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:iconsamanthadb:
samanthadb Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012
hahaha so true
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:iconsirdoc:
SirDoc Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012
And 'fit' means 'suitable for a purpose'. Given that my purpose seems to be sitting around reading, I'm perfectly fit as well as 'in shape'.
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:iconhippiecheese777:
Hippiecheese777 Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012
technically "circle" is a shape, but round will do XD
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:iconsuzakugirl13:
SuzakuGirl13 Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Yes, round is the BEST shape. :iconsupercuteplz:
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:iconnhprodigio:
nhprodigio Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
LOL my brother says that all the time XD
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:iconxluckyxfridayx13x:
xLuckyxFridayx13x Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
this makes me think of Women's Murder Club! ^_^ love this quote!
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:iconsexlessdemon:
SexlessDemon Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012
I'm so tired of seeing you take quotes that have been around forever, slap them on uncreative backgrounds and profit.

You do no work and put in no effort. If you don't have the wit to make up your own quotes, at LEAST make them not look like something someone could do in MS paint.
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:iconnhprodigio:
nhprodigio Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I've said it before in other situations, and I'll say it again for this :/ if you don't want this person to be popular and get views, stop looking at their stuff and quit commenting. It's the comments and views from people gripping that makes the numbers go up and DA's programing to think it's really cool :C
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:icontinypasserine:
TinyPasserine Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
He's allowed to say his opinion. Stop arguing about his decision to add to the comment count.
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:iconnhprodigio:
nhprodigio Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Actually I was done until you commented XD so you're the one adding to the comment count now pffff
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:icontinypasserine:
TinyPasserine Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
I don't mind if there are more comments, despite the fallacious view that more comments=more popularity=the better the piece. The comments section was actually meant to inspire debate, which your OP was actually trying to stimulate with his honest view.

But what does reason stand against you? Maybe I can have fun with you since you even bothered replying to this, and we can have some merry off topic posting on a work that I don't like. Now that is wreaking havoc :).
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