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Quotes #37 | “Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don’t make sense. Refrigerator.”

After a couple "off" weeks I'm back with a new Quotes. I got an order from a friend for more then a hundred new stickers with funny quotes on it. I changed the background, font and size from previous design. Since I got many complains how "this sh*t doesn't belong here on DA" I probably won't upload all of them, but I will post a link where you can see them...

New collection:
DA: [link]
Facebook: [link]

The old "finished" collection
DA: [link]
Facebook: [link]

About the quotes:
1.) I don't own any of the quotes in my collection (unless it's stated otherwise);
2.) Credit is given if the ORIGINAL author of the quote is known;
3.) Even if they are racist, sexist, etc. there is no offense intended; They are made strictly with entertaining purposes;
4.) I don't own any (copyrights), so you can use them however you want them;
5.) Possibly there are some grammar mistakes and it would be much appreciated, if you notice them, to let me know, so I can fix them asap;
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:iconanime-quotes:
Anime-Quotes Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Just so everyone knows, this IS a haiku, just kinda the wrong format.
It is indeed 5 syllables, 7,5.

But it really should be written like this:

Haikus are easy.
But sometimes they don't make sense.
Refrigerator.

Just a little clarification, don't hate.
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:iconnykiilynn:
NykiiLynn Featured By Owner May 5, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
its 5-7-5 not 5-5-7
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:icontheauthormissn:
TheAuthorMissN Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Haha!
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:iconyu-hari-hari:
Yu-Hari-Hari Featured By Owner May 20, 2013
Clever
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:iconkit-day-3:
Kit-day-3 Featured By Owner May 17, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I like trains so much
They are so very pretty
I want to lick you
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:iconsandroops:
SandrOops Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh my God i'm gonna pin this one up in my room!!!! :iconepicclapplz:
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:iconmiinness0ottaa:
miinness0ottaa Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
fuck! i'll never learn haikus >.<
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:iconlozzdragon:
LozzDragon Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2013
MEGA LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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:iconinusora123:
inusora123 Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2013
what-hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhaha
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:iconrainbowsquish:
RainbowSquish Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
"frogs are very green
they eat bugs; I think that's mean
I like to eat beans."
-Anthony Thomas

and yes, im aware that Haikus dont have to rhyme
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:icon7kitcats:
7KitCats Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Haha this one is funny. I think I first saw it on a T-shirt Hank Green was wearing...
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:iconninjavanish1:
NinjaVanish1 Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2013
I was once forced to write a haiku. It involved a mongoose and a bunny. Now my friends think I'm gay....yeah.
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:icongretaotoglasswing:
gretaotoglasswing Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
omg.. i feel so dumb right now.. cause i dont get it :'(
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:iconlink0227:
Link0227 Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2013
Cause what he wrote is a haiku. :)
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:iconlilyblossom26:
Lilyblossom26 Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013  Student Writer
XD Its funny, but haikus are 3 syllables 7syllables 3syllables XD
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:iconarmsaim:
Armsaim Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2013  Student General Artist
Haikus are five seven five. c:
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:iconriseandbe:
RiseandBe Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I think this one is actually meant to be in the form of a haiku. So-
"Haikus are easy.
But sometimes they don't make sense.
Refrigerator."

But yea, really funny. :-P
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:iconsballlvr85:
sballlvr85 Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2013
Thank you....Now it works.
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:iconriseandbe:
RiseandBe Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
:nod:
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:iconpowered-by-redstone:
Powered-by-Redstone Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013  Student Digital Artist
i like to eat pie
i also eat your face off
i am orange juice
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:iconarmsaim:
Armsaim Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2013  Student General Artist
deviantart needs a like button for comments.
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:icondelicatestrength:
Delicatestrength Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
lol!! refrigerator!! You are a genius my friend.
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:iconblacklittledot:
blacklittledot Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2013
You should have arranged them per line but still this is pretty funny!
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:iconangelofmassacre:
AngelOfMassacre Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2013
Of course it belongs here. :I I neeeeeeeeed to see eet.
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:icontigerrose1329:
TigerRose1329 Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Japanese poems
Are just so damn short that they
Can't get the point a--

I remembered seeing this in an old issue of MAD Magazine ^^
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:iconshrew-wifi:
Shrew-WiFi Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012  Student General Artist
Pft forget them, this totally belongs here~ If it fits in a category okay, then why not?
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:iconrevynable:
Revynable Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012
That is everything but a haiku.

"After a couple "off" weeks I'm back with a new Quotes. I got an order from a friend for more then a hundred new stickers with funny quotes on it. I changed the background, font and size from previous design. Since I got many complains how "this sh*t doesn't belong here on DA" I probably won't upload all of them, but I will post a link where you can see them..."

At least you make some progress in finally getting out of here. Go get 'em!
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:iconshizm00:
ShizM00 Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012   Digital Artist
These quotes have already been said over a million times already. They're not funny anymore.
Also, the haiku formatting is wrong.
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:iconpartisonhaxor:
PartisonHaxor Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012  Student Digital Artist
At least there's one thing
We all can agree upon:
OP is a fag.
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:iconsnowingsanctuary:
SnowingSanctuary Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I remember seeing this one poem on my sisters Facebook. I think it went like this-
"Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
My name is Dave.
This poem doesn't make sense,
Microwave."
Really funny. (: This was a funny quote too.
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:iconsballlvr85:
sballlvr85 Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2013
It was a tattoo on some dude's arm:
"Roses are red.
My name is Dave.
This poem doesn't make sense...
Microwave."
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SnowingSanctuary Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
sfrtu. Oops, messed it up a little. Yeah, my sister showed it to me on Facebook. We were cracking up for 3 minuets straight haha.
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:iconstillecho:
StillEcho Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012  Hobbyist
xD i used this in english once c;
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:iconcountchristoph:
CountChristoph Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012   Writer
Haiku are oftest
Typeset rather like this — see?
Five, seven, then five.
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:iconwyvernmaster:
wyvernmaster Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
I have this on one of my t-shirts XD
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:iconlovelovefleetway:
LoveLoveFleetway Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:iconclapplz::iconfreeinternetplz:
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:iconcherryjjv:
cherryjjv Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
this is a good quote
But i must agree with you
wow i have no life

:shrug:
I tried
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:iconlightsgrace:
LightsGrace Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
what???
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:iconjigglejello:
JiggleJello Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I thought it was 5 7 5, not 5 5 7... but whatever!!~
:iconamgtouchplz:
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:iconeatmypantsu:
eatmypantsu Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012
It is 5 7 5 0:
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:iconjigglejello:
JiggleJello Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Ah well whatever. :)
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:icon1000yearseternalmaze:
Yes they definitely dont make sense sometimes!
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:icon4-hforever:
4-Hforever Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Heh- this is amusing :) Thanks for posting it!
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:iconravinniaofcreed:
ravinniaofcreed Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
A proper haiku has 5 syllables in the first line, 7 in the second, and 5 in the last. The first line has six... the second has 4, and the bottom has 7...
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Melloloveschocolate Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Student General Artist
Each sentence was a "line". The text font was too large for the box they were shoved into.
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:iconravinniaofcreed:
ravinniaofcreed Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh, alright. Please excuse my incorrectness.... My apologies.
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:iconundergroundheaven:
UndergroundHeaven Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I nearly peed myself reading this!!! XD
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:iconcedarbox:
Cedarbox Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012
This would have been good if the lines were actually... y'know, on their own lines. It's just kind of a cluttered mess when they aren't separated.
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:iconsongonstage:
songonstage Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012
THANK YOU. I agree so vehemently. The point is completely lost.
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:iconxxchaos-howlxx:
xxchaos-howlxx Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Professional Artist
I know you're trying to be funnyand clever, but this came across as old and boring. Fucking boring.
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