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Quotes #37 | “Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don’t make sense. Refrigerator.”

After a couple "off" weeks I'm back with a new Quotes. I got an order from a friend for more then a hundred new stickers with funny quotes on it. I changed the background, font and size from previous design. Since I got many complains how "this sh*t doesn't belong here on DA" I probably won't upload all of them, but I will post a link where you can see them...

New collection:
DA: [link]
Facebook: [link]

The old "finished" collection
DA: [link]
Facebook: [link]

About the quotes:
1.) I don't own any of the quotes in my collection (unless it's stated otherwise);
2.) Credit is given if the ORIGINAL author of the quote is known;
3.) Even if they are racist, sexist, etc. there is no offense intended; They are made strictly with entertaining purposes;
4.) I don't own any (copyrights), so you can use them however you want them;
5.) Possibly there are some grammar mistakes and it would be much appreciated, if you notice them, to let me know, so I can fix them asap;
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~Kit-day-3 13 hours ago  New member Hobbyist General Artist
I like trains so much
They are so very pretty
I want to lick you
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*SandrOops Apr 3, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh my God i'm gonna pin this one up in my room!!!! :iconepicclapplz:
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~miinness0ottaa Mar 29, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
fuck! i'll never learn haikus >.<
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:iconlozzdragon:
MEGA LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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:iconinusora123:
what-hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhaha
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=RainbowSquish Feb 14, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
"frogs are very green
they eat bugs; I think that's mean
I like to eat beans."
-Anthony Thomas

and yes, im aware that Haikus dont have to rhyme
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~7KitCats Feb 5, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Haha this one is funny. I think I first saw it on a T-shirt Hank Green was wearing...
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:iconninjavanish1:
I was once forced to write a haiku. It involved a mongoose and a bunny. Now my friends think I'm gay....yeah.
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~gretaotoglasswing Feb 4, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
omg.. i feel so dumb right now.. cause i dont get it :'(
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:iconlink0227:
Cause what he wrote is a haiku. :)
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