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Quotes #36 | “Never laugh at your wife’s choices… You are one of them.”

After a couple "off" weeks I'm back with a new Quotes. I got an order from a friend for more then a hundred new stickers with funny quotes on it. I changed the background, font and size from previous design. Since I got many complains how "this sh*t doesn't belong here on DA" I probably won't upload all of them, but I will post a link where you can see them...

New collection:
DA: [link]
Facebook: [link]

The old "finished" collection
DA: [link]
Facebook: [link]

About the quotes:
1.) I don't own any of the quotes in my collection (unless it's stated otherwise);
2.) Credit is given if the ORIGINAL author of the quote is known;
3.) Even if they are racist, sexist, etc. there is no offense intended; They are made strictly with entertaining purposes;
4.) I don't own any (copyrights), so you can use them however you want them;
5.) Possibly there are some grammar mistakes and it would be much appreciated, if you notice them, to let me know, so I can fix them asap;
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:iconrook-of-skulls:
Rook-of-Skulls Featured By Owner Jun 7, 2014
Score! XD
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:iconrob-satanta-k:
Rob-Satanta-K Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I nearly laughed noodles out of my nose when I read this. Mental note to self "No soup eating whilst reading funnys"
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:iconroozh:
Roozh Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2014
it goes both ways

"Never laugh at your husband's choices...You are one of them."
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:iconraven-girl14:
raven-girl14 Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2013  Student General Artist
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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:iconkaguetora:
Kaguetora Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Saying that to a guy is like a kick in the nutts xD
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:iconcygam-7:
Cygam-7 Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2013   Traditional Artist
Excellent LMAO!!
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:iconfretka111:
Fretka111 Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2013
Words are also the kind of art. Congratulation for idea!
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:iconartimiss1238:
artimiss1238 Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2013  Student General Artist
it does belong on DA. its art using words :)
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:icontazhia:
Tazhia Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:D
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:iconroller323:
roller323 Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2013
:3
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:iconphotophobee:
PhotoPhobee Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
BWAHAHA--True.......Very true my friend.
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:iconmadarauchiha7:
MadaraUchiha7 Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013   Artist
LOLZ so true
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:iconcookielover17:
cookielover17 Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
oh snap
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:iconcanankk:
Canankk Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013
Featured in my journal [link] :iconblueheartplz: :iconyellowheartplz:
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:iconlegalut:
legalut Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2013
Dude, this is really I need a shower.
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:iconlegalut:
legalut Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2013
sorry I was going to make this comment in this [link], I kind of prove your point.
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:iconkyk01:
Kyk01 Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013
Really good point!!!!
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:iconleeyakuchuk:
LeeyaKuchuk Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013  Student Digital Artist
outch..
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:icongatahada:
gatahada Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2013  Student General Artist
haha awesome
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:iconbakagohome:
bakagohome Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconclapplz: Told this to my bf.
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:iconklopeztwins:
Klopeztwins Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
if i ever get married i would make my husband read this and give him the "im serious" look.but still lol.
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:iconaya-creuset:
Aya-Creuset Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconbravoplz: Had to send that to my man!
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:icon44redz:
44redz Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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:icondagaopump:
DaGaoPump Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012
Damn... powned! LOL
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:iconmikichihiro:
mikichihiro Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
this one ... made my day xD hahaha xD
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:icondiskfire:
diskfire Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012
...ouch. :XD:
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:iconbaren777:
baren777 Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012
oh my god that's brilliant! XD
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:iconlasarousi:
lasarousi Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
id laugh harder
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:icondragonshard123:
DragonShard123 Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
lol thats hilarious
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:iconlightsgrace:
LightsGrace Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Ha, ha ha.
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:iconpoliticalviolet:
PoliticalViolet Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012   General Artist
So, so true.
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:icondanius1:
Danius1 Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Student General Artist
so true.
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:iconcskadoz:
cskadoz Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012   General Artist
that's where dad screwed up?!
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:iconlovely-ruby:
Lovely-Ruby Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012
I LOVE THIS
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:iconshanyume:
Shanyume Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Going to show this to my husband when I get home.
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:iconyukiminamoto:
YukiMinamoto Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
XD So true.
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:iconcharlieradosna:
CharlieRadosna Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
HELL YEA!! :)))
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:iconnatalie4ever:
Natalie4ever Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
lol, I must share this :XD:
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:iconbbstempaccnt:
BBsTempAccnt Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Lmao, my wife read this over my shoulder. She laughed before I did, then looked right at me and said, "You remember that."
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:iconitsmesb:
ItsMeSB Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012
Why wife? Why not "spouse"?
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:iconbloodnale:
Bloodnale Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
hahaha, this is so genius x3
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:iconoagm:
OAGM Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012
:headbang:
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:iconwadiki:
wadiki Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012
thats like stating
"never laugh at your country's choices, you are one of them"
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:iconlightanddarkheart:
LightandDarkHeart Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
lol! true, very true!
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:iconscr1b3:
Scr1b3 Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Not if it's a forced marraige :P
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:iconoutsidemybox:
Outsidemybox Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2012
Still a choice.
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:iconghiralink123:
Ghiralink123 Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012
BEST. QUOTE. EVER.
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:iconwolves3000:
wolves3000 Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012
lol
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:iconpouchm:
pouchm Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012
Haha! And wives need to remember that it goes the other way, too!
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:iconsesshomaru431:
Sesshomaru431 Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012
I must remember this!
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