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Quotes #34 by Alpner Quotes #34 by Alpner
Quotes #34 | “If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?”

After a couple "off" weeks I'm back with a new Quotes. I got an order from a friend for more then a hundred new stickers with funny quotes on it. I changed the background, font and size from previous design. Since I got many complains how "this sh*t doesn't belong here on DA" I probably won't upload all of them, but I will post a link where you can see them...

New collection:
DA: [link]
Facebook: [link]

The old "finished" collection
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Facebook: [link]

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2.) Credit is given if the ORIGINAL author of the quote is known;
3.) Even if they are racist, sexist, etc. there is no offense intended; They are made strictly with entertaining purposes;
4.) I don't own any (copyrights), so you can use them however you want them;
5.) Possibly there are some grammar mistakes and it would be much appreciated, if you notice them, to let me know, so I can fix them asap;
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zortharg Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2014
No, but if he rapes himself, it's only masturbation.
GiRLSTITCHlOVeR Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2014  Hobbyist

I can try answer this since I have DID, the thing is, it all depends on which personality is in control at the time and if they know existence of the other personalities, an example would be Vic, she's rude as damn and said that for her it would count as a hostage situation, since she knows all the personalities, whereas Kuna, he doesn't know that the others are other personas, he thinks that they're other humans and would only call it suicide. Then there's Ridan who would say that it all depends on how they say it;

'Don't come closer or else!'

Would be be a hostage situation. If the person was saying something like;

'I'm going to kill myself.' 

Then it would be intended suicide, don't trust everything I stated because this is only what myself and a few of my personas are guessing.

I don't know if I should laugh at this or not because it's pretty damn sad
ZombieKiller52 Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Good question
dancingdawn62 Featured By Owner Jun 8, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Good question!
xMaxine10x Featured By Owner May 13, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I never thought of it that way. FIVE MINUTES LATER. *holds head tightly with hands* MY BRAIN!!!!! IT HURTS!!!
Blackpelt343 Featured By Owner May 3, 2013
thats actually a good question
ShadowRx Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
If you live in New Mexico, then yes. About 15 years ago they closed Highway NM-285 ( which gets enough traffic to warrant an Interstate ) because a man was on the side of the road, in his car, holding a gun to his head. They kept the road closed for six hours while they negotiated with him. :shrug:
SpiderTrekfan616 Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
That's actually a very legitimate question, because people with Dissocative Identity Disorder can have more then one "alter" as they're called so you never know how many Personalities you're dealing with, It could be 10, or it could be no more then 3.
ShadowRx Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I've heard that in some cases, physical traits like allergies and scarring may present only while certain personalities are dominant.

I'd like to find more research on that; the implications are impressive to say the least.
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