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Quotes #34 by Alpner Quotes #34 by Alpner
Quotes #34 | “If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?”

After a couple "off" weeks I'm back with a new Quotes. I got an order from a friend for more then a hundred new stickers with funny quotes on it. I changed the background, font and size from previous design. Since I got many complains how "this sh*t doesn't belong here on DA" I probably won't upload all of them, but I will post a link where you can see them...

New collection:
DA: [link]
Facebook: [link]

The old "finished" collection
DA: [link]
Facebook: [link]

About the quotes:
1.) I don't own any of the quotes in my collection (unless it's stated otherwise);
2.) Credit is given if the ORIGINAL author of the quote is known;
3.) Even if they are racist, sexist, etc. there is no offense intended; They are made strictly with entertaining purposes;
4.) I don't own any (copyrights), so you can use them however you want them;
5.) Possibly there are some grammar mistakes and it would be much appreciated, if you notice them, to let me know, so I can fix them asap;
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:iconzortharg:
zortharg Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2014
No, but if he rapes himself, it's only masturbation.
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:icongirlstitchlover:
GiRLSTITCHlOVeR Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2014  Hobbyist

I can try answer this since I have DID, the thing is, it all depends on which personality is in control at the time and if they know existence of the other personalities, an example would be Vic, she's rude as damn and said that for her it would count as a hostage situation, since she knows all the personalities, whereas Kuna, he doesn't know that the others are other personas, he thinks that they're other humans and would only call it suicide. Then there's Ridan who would say that it all depends on how they say it;

'Don't come closer or else!'

Would be be a hostage situation. If the person was saying something like;

'I'm going to kill myself.' 

Then it would be intended suicide, don't trust everything I stated because this is only what myself and a few of my personas are guessing.

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:icontmnttransformer1995:
TMNTTransformer1995 Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2013
I don't know if I should laugh at this or not because it's pretty damn sad
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:iconzombiekiller52:
ZombieKiller52 Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Good question
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:icondancingdawn62:
dancingdawn62 Featured By Owner Jun 8, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Good question!
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:iconxmaxine10x:
xMaxine10x Featured By Owner May 13, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I never thought of it that way. FIVE MINUTES LATER. *holds head tightly with hands* MY BRAIN!!!!! IT HURTS!!!
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:iconblackpelt343:
Blackpelt343 Featured By Owner May 3, 2013
thats actually a good question
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:iconshadowrx:
ShadowRx Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
If you live in New Mexico, then yes. About 15 years ago they closed Highway NM-285 ( which gets enough traffic to warrant an Interstate ) because a man was on the side of the road, in his car, holding a gun to his head. They kept the road closed for six hours while they negotiated with him. :shrug:
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:iconspidertrekfan616:
SpiderTrekfan616 Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
That's actually a very legitimate question, because people with Dissocative Identity Disorder can have more then one "alter" as they're called so you never know how many Personalities you're dealing with, It could be 10, or it could be no more then 3.
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:iconshadowrx:
ShadowRx Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I've heard that in some cases, physical traits like allergies and scarring may present only while certain personalities are dominant.

I'd like to find more research on that; the implications are impressive to say the least.
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:iconmike39201:
Mike39201 Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
My precious... :icongollumplz:
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:iconracingalien3:
Racingalien3 Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2014
LOL!
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:iconrstoker2017:
rstoker2017 Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2013  Student General Artist
YES. YES IT IS. BI
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:iconannelea:
AnneLea Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
lol, my husband shrugged. He's MPD and can't even answer that one!
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:iconvinsulalee:
vinsulalee Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013
See the movie "The Ward", directed by Guillermo del Toro, and make that judgment for yourself.
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:iconyellowgrin:
YellowGrin Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Hilarious!!! XD
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:iconroller323:
roller323 Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2013
hmmm thats a very good question.
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:iconprincesscereza:
PrincessCereza Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:rofl:
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:icontaythebloodlust:
taythebloodlust Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2013
I saw a movie like that once...the only reason i remembered was because of the hostage situation.
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:iconindescribablyme:
IndescribablyMe Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
Is it?
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:iconultimatesketchqueen:
UltimateSketchQueen Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Haaahhhhhh
That's hilarious. Forget what other people are saying; who are they to say your art (even if it is just words to make people chuckle or think) doesn't belong on deviantART, a website made to celebrate and promote art of all sorts?
Those could just as easily be the same people using bases. Before a debate starts on that-- I dunno
Is it a hostage situation? Is it murder? D:
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:icondelicatestrength:
Delicatestrength Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:iconthinkplz:
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:icondreamseeker82:
dreamseeker82 Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Is it just me or are the letters quivering like a mirage at the point you look at?...
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:iconroxy932211:
roxy932211 Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2012
Hahahaha the best xD
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:iconmrs-antichrist:
mrs-antichrist Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2012
Lol , this is so mean , but also so funny XD
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:iconshyvampiress1997:
shyvampiress1997 Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
This is a very serious thing! But still...it makes me wonder...
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:iconshijou4u:
Shijou4U Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
This is the best quote I've read this year, other than the haiku one. :iconsmutfaceplz:
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:iconmavenlin:
MavenLin Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012  Student General Artist
XD LOL that's terrible but so funny too!!
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:icontoasterover:
toasterover Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012  Hobbyist
This sounds like something Philosoraptor would say.
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:iconsinistersorrows:
SinisterSorrows Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Not if it's the original. If it's one of the alternates then yes.
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:iconchance-random:
Chance-Random Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012
And if they go through with it.... is it suicide or mass murder?
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:iconspidertrekfan616:
SpiderTrekfan616 Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Another very legitimate question.
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:iconstevenswm:
StevenSWM Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012
If they start talking about ransom or a list of demands then I would consider it so!
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:iconghostrain1412:
GhostRain1412 Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
My cuz said no.
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:iconairagorncharda:
airagorncharda Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012
If handled correctly, yes.
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:iconfunkymonkey19:
FunkyMonkey19 Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
:rofl: Nice!
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:iconpyrianassassin:
PyrianAssassin Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Yeah it would,I think..also can you do one for me?
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:iconkevdraws223:
Kevdraws223 Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
not if they all agree on it XD
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:iconmaddielfishy:
maddieLfishy Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
o___o only if the other personality doesn't want to die.... >___> but if they do and the other other personality doesn't want them to die, then it could be a rescue mission that the rescuie doesn't want to happen...


I know a little too much about this from my own experience ^__^
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:iconthelastlonewolf:
thelastlonewolf Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
watched an episode of criminal minds...this happened and yes it was.
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:iconpropertyoflamb:
PropertyofLamb Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012
I never thought of it that way. Nicely put!
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:icondevanmon:
Devanmon Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012
Could be a massive suicide situation as well.
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:icond-a-eackors:
d-a-eackors Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012
No, it's not a hostage situation, but you should call internal affairs just in case.....
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:iconredambrosia:
redambrosia Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:lmao;

yes :XD:
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