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Quotes #32 | “Jingle Bells, Twilight smells, Edward ran away. Bella dies, Jacob cries, Star Wars all the way!”

After a couple "off" weeks I'm back with a new Quotes. I got an order from a friend for more then a hundred new stickers with funny quotes on it. I changed the background, font and size from previous design. Since I got many complains how "this sh*t doesn't belong here on DA" I probably won't upload all of them, but I will post a link where you can see them...

New collection:
DA: [link]
Facebook: [link]

The old "finished" collection
DA: [link]
Facebook: [link]

About the quotes:
1.) I don't own any of the quotes in my collection (unless it's stated otherwise);
2.) Credit is given if the ORIGINAL author of the quote is known;
3.) Even if they are racist, sexist, etc. there is no offense intended; They are made strictly with entertaining purposes;
4.) I don't own any (copyrights), so you can use them however you want them;
5.) Possibly there are some grammar mistakes and it would be much appreciated, if you notice them, to let me know, so I can fix them asap;

This is kinda a "special edition" quote and you can find it on
9gag: [link]
Tumblr: [link]
FB: [link]
Zedge: [link]
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:iconsonadowilverfan:
SonadowilverFan Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2015  New member Hobbyist General Artist
lol I like this
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:iconarchangelmary:
archangelmary Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
AMEN!!!!
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:iconzeroravenheart:
ZeroRavenHeart Featured By Owner Oct 6, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
This is me, except it would be Transformers instead of Star Wars XP
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:icononidatesumi:
onidatesumi Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2014
Wow this is funny but I don't get the star wars part
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:iconthe24thdoctor:
The24thDoctor Featured By Owner Sep 26, 2014  Hobbyist
Star Wars is awesome
nice icon
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:iconhorsemight:
horsemight Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
What a lovely parody. It was...FLIPPIN' FANTASTIC!!!!!!!
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:iconcrazysob53:
CrazySOB53 Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
:rofl: This ALONE is worthy of a watch! XD
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:iconlynnetta2112:
lynnetta2112 Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2013  Student Artist
yay star wars !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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:iconjellybeansrus:
jellybeansRus Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2013
Jingle bells
Twilight smells
Edward is all glittery
Jacobs hairy
Bella's human
Where's this gonna lead?
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:iconprincesslove123:
princesslove123 Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist

I think u meant "Homestuck all the way" instead of "star wars all the way"

 

...XD srry, couldn't resist

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:iconphinabella11:
phinabella11 Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
now thats a good song
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:iconpersonoflife:
PersonOfLife Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
:happybounce: 
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:iconlozzdragon:
LozzDragon Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2013
ha yeh ya 
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:iconfirebirdphoenix87:
FirebirdPhoenix87 Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
:lmao: :rofl: Oh this made my day. :XD:
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:iconunicornhearts0000:
unicornhearts0000 Featured By Owner Aug 3, 2013  Hobbyist Filmographer
 Hate twilight
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:iconvioletdragon626:
violetdragon626 Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2013
Pure genius!
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:iconblakedadog7:
BlakeDaDog7 Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
:iconmhmmplz:
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:iconlisajanine:
LisaJanine Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Great :D
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:iconvitanigal:
VitaniGal Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2013
i showed this to my friend she loves twilight and she knows i love naruto and she hates it so she sang:
"jingle bells
naruto smells
sasuke ran away
sakura dies naruto cries
Twilight all the way!"
i just looked at her and said: how the hell did you know all that?
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:iconipickachu:
IPickachu Featured By Owner Jul 3, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Wahahahahaha! Yush!
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:iconelvis-springsteenfan:
Elvis-SpringsteenFan Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
fuck yeah
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:iconlorenzoandre:
LorenzoAndre Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2013
Haha yea!
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:iconkaferara:
Kaferara Featured By Owner May 27, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Haha, yes!
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:iconagentarcticfox:
AgentArcticFox Featured By Owner May 27, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
the meaning of my life right there, thank you!
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:iconblondythedragon:
Blondythedragon Featured By Owner May 21, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Pure awesomeness right here :3
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:iconkiwi-tan:
Kiwi-tan Featured By Owner May 20, 2013  Student
This is hilarious!
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:iconxmaxine10x:
xMaxine10x Featured By Owner May 13, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
WOOOOOOOOOO!
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:icontangledtabby876:
TangledTabby876 Featured By Owner May 12, 2013   Digital Artist
my life in a nutshell
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:iconshadalex1011:
ShadAlex1011 Featured By Owner May 6, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Sing not song!
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:iconshadalex1011:
ShadAlex1011 Featured By Owner May 6, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
I' m gonna go to school and song this! :D
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:iconblackpelt343:
Blackpelt343 Featured By Owner May 3, 2013
the force was not with them
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:iconmyrethy:
Myrethy Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I'm singing this next Christmas.
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:iconevyanna28:
Evyanna28 Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
Like that idea.
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:iconmyrethy:
Myrethy Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Yep, and everybody's gonna look at we like I have two heads... ah, fun.
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:iconlegendaryraven:
LegendaryRaven Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
LMFAO!
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:iconlozzdragon:
LozzDragon Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2013
LOL!!!
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:iconjenni666:
Jenni666 Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2013
LMFAO. (die twilight, DIE!)
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:iconzennymarchlog:
ZennyMarchlog Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
lmfao :rofl:
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:iconchaoshammer:
ChaosHammer Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2013  Student General Artist
Best. Christmas. Song. EVER
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:iconmidori-frog:
midori-frog Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2013
That's magnificent!
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:iconcubsrock09:
Cubsrock09 Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2013
Nice parody. I've not seen any of the Twilght movies, but I hear they're bad. I have seen all the Star Wars movies though and look forward to Episode 7.
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:iconepicslytheringirl:
EpicSlytherinGirl Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2013
This is My Version:
(Harry Potter vs. Twilight)

Dashing through the streets
Trying to get away
From those stupid Twilight fangirls
Who want my ruin my day

Hate the movies and the books
Men that sparkle in the light
It gets me dirty looks
But it’s just not right!

Jingle bells, Twilight smells
Edward ran away
Jacob cries, Bella dies
Potter all the way!

What happened to good books?
Rowling, Shakespeare and Poe?
Why do they love Twilight?
Oh, I just don’t know!

Their stupid little teams
They just drive me insane
Oh, this book it seems
It wants to melt my brain!

Jingle bells, Twilight smells
Edward ran away
Jacob cries, Bella dies
Potter all the way!

They swoon and weep and cry
Over every “I love you”
But no one cried when Lupin died
Oh, how can this be true?

Harry’s gets things done
While Bella sits and whines
And she devotes he life
To her boyfriend who shines

Jingle bells, Twilight smells
Edward ran away
Jacob cries, Bella dies
Potter all the way!

I liked vampires before
But Twilight ruined that for me
Werewolves are no longer cool
How dare they ruin Mythology!

Bella has no life
As it’s clear to see
All she thinks is “Edward! Yay!”
Are you kidding me?

Jingle bells, Twilight smells
Edward ran away
Jacob cries, Bella dies
Potter all the way!
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:iconleo-moemegane:
Leo-MoeMegane Featured By Owner Sep 18, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I must sing this at Christmas. It's the perfect jingle.
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:iconepicslytheringirl:
EpicSlytherinGirl Featured By Owner Sep 19, 2013

:3 I'll be singing it too. Down with Twilight!

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:iconleo-moemegane:
Leo-MoeMegane Featured By Owner Sep 19, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
It's the new Christmas jingle .DOWN WITH TWILIGHT
VAMPIRES DON'T SPARKLE THEY KILL
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:iconrainbowunicorn6:
RainbowUnicorn6 Featured By Owner May 27, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
that was super awesome!
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:iconlunar-imagination:
Lunar-Imagination Featured By Owner May 24, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Awesome
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:iconepicslytheringirl:
EpicSlytherinGirl Featured By Owner May 24, 2013
Thank you!
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:iconblackstormwarrior:
blackstormwarrior Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2013  Student General Artist
I am going to sing this next Christmas...
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:iconepicslytheringirl:
EpicSlytherinGirl Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2013
Thanks! Glad you like it. : )
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