Shop Mobile More Submit  Join Login
Quotes #31 by Alpner Quotes #31 by Alpner
Quotes #31 | “No, I won't return your phone calls. I like them and I want to keep them.”

After a couple "off" weeks I'm back with a new Quotes. I got an order from a friend for more then a hundred new stickers with funny quotes on it. I changed the background, font and size from previous design. Since I got many complains how "this sh*t doesn't belong here on DA" I probably won't upload all of them, but I will post a link where you can see them...

New collection:
DA: [link]
Facebook: [link]

The old "finished" collection
DA: [link]
Facebook: [link]

About the quotes:
1.) I don't own any of the quotes in my collection (unless it's stated otherwise);
2.) Credit is given if the ORIGINAL author of the quote is known;
3.) Even if they are racist, sexist, etc. there is no offense intended; They are made strictly with entertaining purposes;
4.) I don't own any (copyrights), so you can use them however you want them;
5.) Possibly there are some grammar mistakes and it would be much appreciated, if you notice them, to let me know, so I can fix them asap;
Add a Comment:
 
:iconkit-day-3:
Kit-day-3 Featured By Owner May 17, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconpfftplz:
Reply
:iconinusora123:
inusora123 Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2013
*read the quote* put my spoon to my lips, then put it back into the bowl and laughed.
Reply
:iconchameleongiant:
ChameleonGiant Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013  Student General Artist
Ha,ha that's good! :]
Reply
:iconroller323:
roller323 Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2013
haha cute
Reply
:iconyukaharu:
Yukaharu Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
This is really cute!!!
Reply
:iconwolf-ninja001:
Wolf-Ninja001 Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
aw!
Reply
:icontheartistasian:
TheArtistAsian Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Very witty and literal. I like it.
Reply
:iconhinata-the-rogue:
Hinata-The-Rogue Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
This is as bad a YouTube. Honestly people, if the dude wants to post quotes, let him post the freaking quotes! It's not as if they're hurting anyone! Just because they take up spots on the front page cause they're...um...AWESOME doesn't give you right to get your knickers in a twist!

:D
Reply
:iconbastcat44:
bastcat44 Featured By Owner Aug 3, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:iconfacebooklikeplz:
Reply
:iconhinata-the-rogue:
Hinata-The-Rogue Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
:iconredbullglompplz:
Reply
:icongravity-hax:
Gravity-HAX Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Yes. Just... Yes. :salute:
Reply
:iconhinata-the-rogue:
Hinata-The-Rogue Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
It had to be said! I mean, they're picking on him! We might unite and protect him! :iconsupertighthugplz:
Reply
:icongravity-hax:
Gravity-HAX Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Too true. Too true indeed.
Reply
:iconkaoriu:
Kaoriu Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
hahaha brilliant xD
Reply
:icondutchydutch36:
Dutchydutch36 Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2012
Very funny! LOL
Reply
:iconobsessedbysherlock:
ObsessedbySherlock Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
...did the caller just get trolled? Epic.
Reply
:iconkawaiifuck:
Kawaiifuck Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2012
don't you think this is kinda stupid
Reply
:icondesktop50:
desktop50 Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2012
LMAO ... i want this on my voicemail
Reply
:iconyour-first-boyfriend:
your-first-boyfriend Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Lol, people getting butthurt over these quotes appearing on the front page. Who do they think they are? Virgin-eyed special people who's every whim and need needs to be fulfilled? No, they aren't. If you don't like these quotes, then keep hating because they'll keep appearing whether you like it or not. Grow some thick skin and deal with it instead of bitching about it like the moaning little pansies you are.
Reply
:iconbritlawrence:
BritLawrence Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2012
btw, check out this kid's (deviant i'm replying to's) work it's awesome! and no i'm not being sarcastic. it's epic.

:iconbloodyroyalty:
Reply
:iconbritlawrence:
BritLawrence Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2012
nevermindddd it was his favorites not his gallery. my bad
Reply
:iconyour-first-boyfriend:
your-first-boyfriend Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Flattery will get you nowhere.
Reply
:iconbritlawrence:
BritLawrence Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2012
i'm not trying to flatter you dude.

i just think your work is awesome and as an artist i like to share what I think is good work. Deal with it.. if you don't like it you should probably reconsider sites to post your work.

i still think the comment you made is a highly pathetic attempt
i don't think THAT's flattery...
Reply
:iconyour-first-boyfriend:
your-first-boyfriend Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Look at the context.

You come up to my comment aggressively then somehow you say my work is awesome. It sounds like flattery, something I despise.

Besides, you were probably looking at the faves.

Now leave me be.
Reply
:iconbritlawrence:
BritLawrence Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2012
How a person acts and their artwork are 2 different things to me.
And yeah, I was. My bad. You still have a good taste in art.
Like, I hate most celebrities to the death but I still love a lot of their music, movies, tv shows, whatever they may be. Sharing their music or telling someone to watch their show isn't me trying to flatter them.
But think what you want to think.
Reply
:iconbritlawrence:
BritLawrence Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2012
well, you're bitching like a little spoiled brat of a 3 year old right now aren't you?
Reply
:iconyour-first-boyfriend:
your-first-boyfriend Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Please, aren't you the one constantly spewing out how much you hate this?
Reply
:iconbritlawrence:
BritLawrence Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2012
haha, never said i wasn't, i was just making a point. in order to Really make your point you should be as concise but insulting as possible. otherwise people can find weak points. i'm really not arguing with you right now, just giving you a pointer. And no, that wasn't me trying to make a point i was just being a fucktard. mah bad
Reply
:iconyour-first-boyfriend:
your-first-boyfriend Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Well you should follow your own advice. Now leave me alone. You disgust me.
Reply
:iconbritlawrence:
BritLawrence Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2012
lol no you're fun to make mad
it's entertaining (:
so, no.
:iconfingerplz:
Reply
:iconambercatlucky2:
Ambercatlucky2 Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2012  Professional General Artist
prghuq hq q[ aq aq THIS IS SO AWESOME!!
Reply
:iconbigdream64:
BigDream64 Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2012  Student Digital Artist
This sounds funny and cute at the same time. =)
Reply
:iconaugumon05:
augumon05 Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2012
i have a great quote i thought up myself, you could use it if you want in this collection, i am pretty sure it is an original one. just ask on my account for it and i will tell you it.
Reply
:iconlucky978:
Lucky978 Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2012  Student General Artist
I think people would be much more tolerant if you actually came up with the quotes yourself...I really don't think it's right to post quotes that aren't yours :/ That doesn't show any artistic merit or originality. Just my two cents.
Reply
:iconmistigears:
MistiGears Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I laughed XD
Reply
:iconteatimetrance:
TeaTimeTrance Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Funny thing is all his stuff is in the RIGHT category, there is that section for a REASON. Hmm... I find fanfics and OC stories very boring annoy and a waste of space, but it's down to the viewer. People are favouriting this for a reason, and that reason is because it makes people laugh. He has done nothing wrong, and like I said, I'd rather see these on the front page than some poorly written OC/Fanfic...
Reply
:icontnsvt:
TNSvt Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2012
Stop posting these useless quotes. Go to a damn quite website and post these there, annoying twat.
Reply
:iconstefanie-maria:
Stefanie-Maria Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2012
you dont have to read them
Reply
:iconmaur1n:
maur1n Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2012
It's like longing to be sweet and mushy but officially prohibited. One must not be himself all the time or lose his whole being.
Reply
:iconallendra3:
Allendra3 Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
C'mon, people, really. You can find quotes like these yourself where they belong: on a quote website. DA is for art. Just typing up something another person said isn't art.
Reply
:iconbritlawrence:
BritLawrence Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2012
:iconfacebooklikeplz::iconfacebooklikeplz::iconfacebooklikeplz:
Reply
:iconhallowdew:
HallowDew Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I agree. The front page is half trash everyday.
Reply
:icondragon-art14:
Dragon-Art14 Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2012  Student General Artist
Hahaha that's cute ^^
Reply
:iconsky-of-winter:
Sky-of-Winter Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2012  Student Writer
LOL
Reply
:iconferricplushy:
FerricPlushy Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
You are one of the worst things about this site.
Reply
:icongravity-hax:
Gravity-HAX Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
And you are another. :lol:
Reply
:iconferricplushy:
FerricPlushy Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
dude this sucks, sorry to burst your tacky bubble
Reply
:icongravity-hax:
Gravity-HAX Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Never officially said it was good, but I never said it was bad. Though I did fave it, so I suppose that speaks for itself. However, in all seriousness, the fifty-fifty countings on the comments is not making things any better. That was the point I was trying to make in my previous comment.

Also, how can a bubble be tacky? It would only pop on its own.
Reply
:iconbritlawrence:
BritLawrence Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2012
I very much agree... pathetic
Reply
Add a Comment:
 
×
Download JPG 1280 × 920




Details

Submitted on
December 14, 2012
Image Size
307 KB
Resolution
1280×920
Link
Thumb
Embed

Stats

Views
12,884
Favourites
1,767 (who?)
Comments
82
Downloads
400
×