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Quotes #28 by Alpner Quotes #28 by Alpner
Quotes #27 | “I don’t exactly hate you, but if you were on fire and I had water… I’d drink it!”

After a couple "off" weeks I'm back with a new Quotes. I got an order from a friend for more then a hundred new stickers with funny quotes on it. I changed the background, font and size from previous design. Since I got many complains how "this sh*t doesn't belong here on DA" I probably won't upload all of them, but I will post a link where you can see them...

New collection:
DA: [link]
Facebook: [link]

The old "finished" collection
DA: [link]
Facebook: [link]

About the quotes:
1.) I don't own any of the quotes in my collection (unless it's stated otherwise);
2.) Credit is given if the ORIGINAL author of the quote is known;
3.) Even if they are racist, sexist, etc. there is no offense intended; They are made strictly with entertaining purposes;
4.) I don't own any (copyrights), so you can use them however you want them;
5.) Possibly there are some grammar mistakes and it would be much appreciated, if you notice them, to let me know, so I can fix them asap;
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:iconkit-day-3:
Kit-day-3 Featured By Owner May 17, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:icontrueplz:
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:iconlozzdragon:
LozzDragon Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2013
MEGA LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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:iconbgregory0428:
bgregory0428 Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
lol hillarious
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:iconlady-arthemisa:
Lady-Arthemisa Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
ha ha ha!! I love this one!
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:iconclassicgamer76:
classicgamer76 Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2013
Hilarious! Well found!
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:iconinvaderair:
InvaderAir Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013  Student Digital Artist
XD
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:iconbaltoscamplover4ever:
baltoscamplover4ever Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Sounds like something my mother says about her coworkers... scary. I can practically hear her voice saying this.
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:icontazhia:
Tazhia Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
One of the funniest you've done :lol:
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:icondatmofowaffle:
DatMofoWaffle Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2013
amg so many people I wish I could say this too .. :iconheplz:
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:icondatmofowaffle:
DatMofoWaffle Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2013
to*
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:iconskystrikeflame:
SkystrikeFlame Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2013  Student Digital Artist
too*
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:iconwolf-ninja001:
Wolf-Ninja001 Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
hehehe!
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:iconthemysterydrawer:
Themysterydrawer Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:onfire:
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:iconinusora123:
inusora123 Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2013
lolz soz no glass a water for you's, but i would if i had one :) *hide empty glass behind back* jk.................... i love to joke lolz >.<
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Delicatestrength Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Why don't you make tee shirts??!!
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:icondatmofowaffle:
DatMofoWaffle Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2013
good idea! :heart:
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:icondelicatestrength:
Delicatestrength Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Hehe!! You haven't thought of it or were you being sarcastic?
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:icondatmofowaffle:
DatMofoWaffle Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2013
no, I never thought of it :meow:
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:icondelicatestrength:
Delicatestrength Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Lol well you're welcome then
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:iconjohnnyhedgehog1992:
JohnnyHedgehog1992 Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2012
Reminds me of the other one:

"You laugh, I laugh
You cry, I cry
You jump out of a window... I laugh!"
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:icondaubiht:
Daubiht Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012
lool
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:iconalittlebitoffaith:
alittlebitoffaith Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012
That's awesome!!!!
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:iconstalkerforhire04:
StalkerForHire04 Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012
I love that!
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:iconoasiswinds:
oasiswinds Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012  Professional General Artist
This made my Day, thank you!
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:iconflonne1234:
Flonne1234 Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012  Student Artist
that's funny
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:iconcirielle:
cirielle Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
That's horrible lol.
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:iconbluebunni69:
BlueBunni69 Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012
XD this is so true
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:iconautomouse13:
automouse13 Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012
This is funny! Another version is, "I hate you so much that if you were on fire I wouldn't even piss on you!"
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:iconjobe3do:
Jobe3DO Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
I love this quote! It's genius!
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:iconmawwyfawwie13:
mawwyfawwie13 Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
This applies to my ex... a whole lot...
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Coco713 Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I actually told this to people before you put it, only kind of different...
< I don't hate you but if you we're on fire and I had a glass of water I'd drink the glass of water then I'd say sorry
I wuz thirsty>
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:iconponyvilleraver:
ponyvilleraver Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012
me too :) i'd try not laugh as i drank it :)
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:iconcoco713:
Coco713 Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Haha yup
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:iconhonestyrox:
HonestyRox Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012  Student Writer
=)
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WolfOfTheMoons Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
XD i want to send this to my WORST enemyyyy! :iconiminsaneplz:
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I-Love-Ariana Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012  Student Interface Designer
maybe....
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