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Quotes #27 by Alpner Quotes #27 by Alpner
Quotes #27 | “I’m not racist – some of my best slaves are black”

After a couple "off" weeks I'm back with a new Quotes. I got an order from a friend for more then a hundred new stickers with funny quotes on it. I changed the background, font and size from previous design. Since I got many complains how "this sh*t doesn't belong here on DA" I probably won't upload all of them, but I will post a link where you can see them...

New collection:
DA: [link]
Facebook: [link]

The old "finished" collection
DA: [link]
Facebook: [link]

About the quotes:
1.) I don't own any of the quotes in my collection (unless it's stated otherwise);
2.) Credit is given if the ORIGINAL author of the quote is known;
3.) Even if they are racist, sexist, etc. there is no offense intended; They are made strictly with entertaining purposes;
4.) I don't own any (copyrights), so you can use them however you want them;
5.) Possibly there are some grammar mistakes and it would be much appreciated, if you notice them, to let me know, so I can fix them asap;
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IPickachu Featured By Owner Jul 3, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Kay den...
Kbreezee Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
oh god that is just..
Kit-day-3 Featured By Owner May 17, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Black peeps: Lol, this is funny.
White peeps: OMG, this is so racist.

... I think it should be the other way around. I'm white and think these are pretty good, racist, but funny.
xMaxine10x Featured By Owner May 13, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
the best part of these jokes are how people react, they stare at you like you just bit off a kittens head
Subbie-Overlord Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2013
Why are white people mad at this? Who do you think you're impressing?
dakedoom Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
They're just frustrated for not having a sense of humour, and they think we're to blame.
RAMENmanga-ka Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2013  Student Filmographer
DAYUM haha
askpkmngreen Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2013
Cinni-mon Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
The thing I find funniest about these jokes are people's reactions to them. You gotta love how the majority of people who get offended by this aren't even black, their white! And the only reason they get offended is because they think they have to in order to show that they themselves aren't racist, when in reality they don't care and truly are racist in their way of thinking, remember, racism isn't always bad things about people, they're just stereotypes (ex: black are good at basketball) not bad, but still racist.
kindpyralguy Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2013
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