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Quotes #27 by Alpner Quotes #27 by Alpner
Quotes #27 | “I’m not racist – some of my best slaves are black”

After a couple "off" weeks I'm back with a new Quotes. I got an order from a friend for more then a hundred new stickers with funny quotes on it. I changed the background, font and size from previous design. Since I got many complains how "this sh*t doesn't belong here on DA" I probably won't upload all of them, but I will post a link where you can see them...

New collection:
DA: [link]
Facebook: [link]

The old "finished" collection
DA: [link]
Facebook: [link]

About the quotes:
1.) I don't own any of the quotes in my collection (unless it's stated otherwise);
2.) Credit is given if the ORIGINAL author of the quote is known;
3.) Even if they are racist, sexist, etc. there is no offense intended; They are made strictly with entertaining purposes;
4.) I don't own any (copyrights), so you can use them however you want them;
5.) Possibly there are some grammar mistakes and it would be much appreciated, if you notice them, to let me know, so I can fix them asap;
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:iconipickachu:
IPickachu Featured By Owner Jul 3, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Kay den...
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:iconkbreezee:
Kbreezee Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
oh god that is just..
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:iconkit-day-3:
Kit-day-3 Featured By Owner May 17, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Black peeps: Lol, this is funny.
White peeps: OMG, this is so racist.



... I think it should be the other way around. I'm white and think these are pretty good, racist, but funny.
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:iconxmaxine10x:
xMaxine10x Featured By Owner May 13, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
the best part of these jokes are how people react, they stare at you like you just bit off a kittens head
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:iconsubbie-overlord:
Subbie-Overlord Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2013
Why are white people mad at this? Who do you think you're impressing?
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:icondakedoom:
dakedoom Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
They're just frustrated for not having a sense of humour, and they think we're to blame.
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:iconramenmanga-ka:
RAMENmanga-ka Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2013  Student Filmographer
DAYUM haha
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:iconaskpkmngreen:
askpkmngreen Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2013
:icontouyaplz:
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:iconcinni-mon:
Cinni-mon Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
The thing I find funniest about these jokes are people's reactions to them. You gotta love how the majority of people who get offended by this aren't even black, their white! And the only reason they get offended is because they think they have to in order to show that they themselves aren't racist, when in reality they don't care and truly are racist in their way of thinking, remember, racism isn't always bad things about people, they're just stereotypes (ex: black are good at basketball) not bad, but still racist.
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:iconkindpyralguy:
kindpyralguy Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2013
word!
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:iconcinni-mon:
Cinni-mon Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thnx
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:iconkindpyralguy:
kindpyralguy Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2013
No problems!
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:iconthaeonblade:
Thaeonblade Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2013  Student Writer
Is this Candy from Django?
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:iconroller323:
roller323 Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2013
-_-
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:iconphotophobee:
PhotoPhobee Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Okay, I admit. That was a little funny. :T
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:iconphotophobee:
PhotoPhobee Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:T
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:iconstarfighter-suicune:
Starfighter-Suicune Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2013
Great quote x'D
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:iconthemysterydrawer:
Themysterydrawer Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
SHUT UP!!!!
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:iconkayru-kitsune:
Kayru-Kitsune Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I love how so many of you criticize when you've almost certainly laughed at a few racist jokes before. Pricks. :'D
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:icontricia4ever:
tricia4ever Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2013
Oh, definitely.

But then you grow up and realize racism isn't funny.
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:iconkayru-kitsune:
Kayru-Kitsune Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
So, what, you've never listened to a comedian?

Out of the context of a lot of other comedy, this seems racist. But then you realize it's just a joke like any other, not an actual commentary on race.
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:iconbakagohome:
bakagohome Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconfreeinternetplz:
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:iconkitsumekat:
kitsumekat Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2013
Why did I think BSDM?
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:iconvigar:
vigar Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Strike ... perfect Quot for a BD/DS/SM Forum :)
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:icondoggyblade:
Doggyblade Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013
Lolz
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:iconx-blackreaper-x:
x-BlackReaper-x Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
you know, there's a special place in hell for those like you =p :XD: :lmao:
Just kidding :)
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:iconalpner:
Alpner Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2012  Student General Artist
I'm such an AcDc fan, so Highway to hell is the only option. :D
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:iconx-blackreaper-x:
x-BlackReaper-x Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
Yeah, right after you're gonna be thunderstruck
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:iconalpner:
Alpner Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2012  Student General Artist
And the Hell(s) Bells ring ;)
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:iconx-blackreaper-x:
x-BlackReaper-x Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
Just gimme a bullet and they'll feel the sting as they go down =p
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:iconx-blackreaper-x:
x-BlackReaper-x Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
And btw hell ain't a bad place to be
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:iconnolo84:
Nolo84 Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
This is seriously one of the best things I've ever seen on dA.
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:iconstalkingcoco:
StalkingCoco Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2012
I've always wanted to be an old black guy, never wanted to be a slave, but on the other hand how hard could it be.
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:iconopiron:
Opiron Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012
As a black guy, this just made my day.
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:iconmushiepasta:
MushiePasta Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2013
I'm also black and this is hilarious to me! I find it funny what you caucasians have to go through to feel good aboit themselves! Lol, wow. XD
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:iconred-london:
Red-London Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012
Cheer up, people!
Like white people don't get called names in "dark-skinned" circles. So? You show real tolerance if you learn to ignore those supperficial differences, or even laugh about it.
I'm of foreign descent where I live - and I laugh about the stereotypes, joke about them myself and enjoy jokes that others make.

true racism is that aggressive pretending that there are no differences.
And it's newest form is demonstrating against ANY kind of mentioning differences.
For example: Back at school, we had a campaign that advertised a learning club. Now, the school administration took some random stock photo, showing four students. And it was all right. But somebody must have pointed out, that those were four white students - coincidentially. Somebody tried to photoshop one of the students to be black. Now that failed, and the picture became the laughing stock of the school. Nobody would have thought about racism when all four where white - but trying to make it "politically correct" made the racist thoughts apparent!

Sp people, stop trying to ban pointing out differences - learn to cherish them, and be cool about it.
Trying to make everything non-racist will end in total ridicule.
Look at the show "Community" and it's mascot "the human being", to see how dumb the fear of racism can make you.
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:iconlazy-ace:
Lazy-ace Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012  Hobbyist Filmographer
“I’m not racist but I am a ignorant insensitive dick!!!" that should be your next one.
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:iconsynax444:
synax444 Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013
Awww look, the little baby can't take a joke.
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:iconlazy-ace:
Lazy-ace Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013  Hobbyist Filmographer
dude that was so last year. get a life and try and be a bit more creative.
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:iconsynax444:
synax444 Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013
As if that excuses your stupidity, haha.
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UpsaDaisyArt Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012
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:icontemenuga9001:
temenuga9001 Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012
you are not funny idiot, why dont you just stfu and leave the people with imagination to do something with it
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:iconlazy-ace:
Lazy-ace Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012  Hobbyist Filmographer
you sir are an even bigger idiot then who ever posted this. I want trying to be funny and the fact that you say to "leave people with imagination to do something with it" just show that you don't even know what imagination means, he clearly said he doesn't own the quote, dumb ass!! go read a book, learn something then come talk to me.
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temenuga9001 Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2012
you don't even worth the reply.... you are just brainless piece of shit. You know what ? Maybe you should make something more than manga drawing that first grade child can make very easy and after that we may talk.
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:iconlazy-ace:
Lazy-ace Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2012  Hobbyist Filmographer
Ha ha ha first learn how to put a sentence together dumb ass, you missed out a few words there. And you say I'm not worth the reply, yet you replied? and you have the audacity to call me brainless? seriously dude there are classes out there that can help you. don't worry you will catch up to the rest of us one day. now I feel bad because Audacity may be too big a word for you to understand.
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:icontemenuga9001:
temenuga9001 Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2012
:D "Favourite style of art: it use to be anime but now i see how limited it is"
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:icon1000yearseternalmaze:
1000yearseternalmaze Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012
Well, I am not racist either, but I think the best slaves are black:)I mean, fit and strong.
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:iconjaphleti:
Japhleti Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Do something about gay people next. I want to see how that goes down.
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:iconalpner:
Alpner Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012  Student General Artist
I was gonna tell a guy joke, butt fuck it.
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:iconkolaida:
Kolaida Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013
LOL!
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