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Quotes #26 by Alpner Quotes #26 by Alpner
Quotes #26 | “Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. Hate me because your girlfriend thinks so.”

After a couple "off" weeks I'm back with a new Quotes. I got an order from a friend for more then a hundred new stickers with funny quotes on it. I changed the background, font and size from previous design. Since I got many complains how "this sh*t doesn't belong here on DA" I probably won't upload all of them, but I will post a link where you can see them...

New collection:
DA: [link]
Facebook: [link]

The old "finished" collection
DA: [link]
Facebook: [link]

About the quotes:
1.) I don't own any of the quotes in my collection (unless it's stated otherwise);
2.) Credit is given if the ORIGINAL author of the quote is known;
3.) Even if they are racist, sexist, etc. there is no offense intended; They are made strictly with entertaining purposes;
4.) I don't own any (copyrights), so you can use them however you want them;
5.) Possibly there are some grammar mistakes and it would be much appreciated, if you notice them, to let me know, so I can fix them asap;
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:iconkit-day-3:
Kit-day-3 Featured By Owner May 17, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Pffffffft.
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:iconshadowrx:
ShadowRx Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I am sooo using this on a t-shirt for one of my characters... maybe an off duty first-responder? :plotting:
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:iconka-keitorinartist:
KA-KeitorinArtist Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2013  Student Digital Artist
WOW... Zelos Wilder moment don'tcha think XD
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:iconwolf-ninja001:
Wolf-Ninja001 Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
oh my!
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:iconjynxychan:
JynxyChan Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2012
Hilarious ^.^ Love it!
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:iconblue-piper:
blue-piper Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2012
all i'm getting from this is lesbians.
also what is that in the background is it a prayer or a ritual or a recipe we just don't know
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:iconalittlebitoffaith:
alittlebitoffaith Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012
That's awesome
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:iconkonekokunoichi:
KonekoKunoichi Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012  Hobbyist Filmographer
oh my god, i'm dying xDD this one made my day~
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:iconoutmost433:
outmost433 Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012
:XD:
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:iconsinnerdom:
SinnerDom Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
Can I hate you on spec just cuz your a woman who thinks like that?
Since I don't have a gf anyway.
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:iconer351547:
ER351547 Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012  Student General Artist
This sounds like something an egomaniac would say.
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:iconnightcrawlerfan136:
nightcrawlerfan136 Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Indeed
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:iconcactusfantastico:
cactusfantastico Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
YOLO bro, bitches always ditchin fags for my #SWAGs
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:iconxrainbowsatrainx:
XRainbowsAtRainX Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Many of the things I am scared of...including you for having such awful language...
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:iconrainonsunday:
rainonsunday Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012
I like this because it pools all the douchebags/tools into one single file line. "L0L SO ARTIZTIK N TRU"
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:iconmurderfist:
murderfist Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012
ur hot
fondles u
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:icona-small-piece-of-ham:
a-small-piece-of-ham Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012
Deviantart is so shit now.
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:iconyourmom10:
yourmom10 Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012
Definitely has fallen down the barrel alot.
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:iconparasols:
Parasols Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I sort of thought it always was.
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:icona-small-piece-of-ham:
a-small-piece-of-ham Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2012
True... But my God, it gets even shitter and shitter the older you get.
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:iconsonicwolvelina99:
SonicWolvelina99 Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Nah, it's just you becoming old. You know you're old when you go back to watching things that were part of your childhood. Happens to me all the time. And I'm in my teens right now.
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:icona-small-piece-of-ham:
a-small-piece-of-ham Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2012
'Old' and 'older' are different words. I never considered retarded quotes MSPainted on a black page Deviantart-worthy... Even when I was 14, but then there wasn't really any of it on DA.
Looking back on memories doesn't make you old either lol. To watch anyone within a twenty year radius of my own age call themselves 'Old' is laughable :P
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:iconsonicwolvelina99:
SonicWolvelina99 Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
The definition of Art is pretty subjective and dA wants to make sure you get a most popular on every category because it'll be anime all over the place and they want to make that something from every category is viewd. Though it is a good idea, you can always go to the categories and check most popular in said category.

I meant that you continuosly going back to your childhood. While you can enjoy them, it's not good to look at JUST that. To me, at least.

"To watch anyone within a twenty year radius of my own age call themselves 'Old' is laughable."

I'm not surprised you said that lol. It is funny. I just feel old or rather it's me becoming my parents lol.
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:iconchildofaura:
ChildofAura Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Who would say that this doesn't belong on Deviantart? They allow naked people and pornographic pictures here on DA (with a mature warning, though), so why not quotes?

I call bullshit.
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:iconkowalskicomrade:
KowalskiComrade Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
What's wrong with naked people? And I assure you- Nudism is far different from pornography. Learn the difference.
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:iconyourmom10:
yourmom10 Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012
No, he's right. There's literally porn-esque stuff all over this site. There's a difference between tasteful nudist work, which is rare, and stuff that looks like it belongs on the front page of a porn site. Though clearly the staff here has a very lenient definition of the term pornographic here.

Not that I'm complaining or anything, don't really care.
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:iconchildofaura:
ChildofAura Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I didn't say anything was wrong with naked people, but I don't see why quotes aren't allowed. It's a form of art, isn't it? Just as naked people are.

And I do know my differences; that's why I said, and I quote, "Naked people AND pornographic pictures."
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:iconkowalskicomrade:
KowalskiComrade Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Pornographic material is not allowed under ANY circumstance on Deviant Art, so really, your argument is just as pointless as an ad hominem...

But I agree with quotes being art; it's literature, and therefore, art.
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:iconebillan:
Ebillan Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
The thing is that what dA mods consider pornography can be very different from what myself, ChildofAura, and others think of as pornography.
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:iconkowalskicomrade:
KowalskiComrade Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Oh, I see. So are you saying that you are above the rules of Deviant Art?
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:iconebillan:
Ebillan Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
How does what I just said imply that in any way?
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:iconkowalskicomrade:
KowalskiComrade Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Because apparently you judge pictures on *other* pictures which YOU think is not according to the rules.
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:iconchildofaura:
ChildofAura Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Trust me, I've seen it on here. Did I want to? No. Have I? Yes. Besides, the main argument was me not knowing the difference, which I proved I did. We're straying from the true point.
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:iconkowalskicomrade:
KowalskiComrade Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
You have seen it, but it's against the rules. That's like saying ''I can punch this guy in his face- Don't worry, there are people who do far worse.''
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:iconkaitkat123:
Kaitkat123 Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012
haha, true dat
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:iconxnovenusprimex:
xNovenusPrimex Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I love this, it's awesome in it's own way!!!
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:iconthelordofallreturn:
ThelordofallReturn Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012
I think if a girlfriend or bf cheats on you with a guy or girl, or starts to flirt with someone..

You shoudn't be mad at the people they flirt with, but get mad at your so called gf or bf, if they are dumb enough to cheat on you, maybe you should consider getting a knew one dumbass?
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:iconnatro267:
natro267 Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012
knew one? it's NEW not knew. Who's the dumbass now? :D
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:iconthelordofallreturn:
ThelordofallReturn Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2012
You ;P Were writing several things at the time :P
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:iconnatro267:
natro267 Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2012
haha im not the one who made a small grammar mistake :D
I forgive you ;)
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:iconderpmybass:
derpmyBASS Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
This is how I feel every day. xD
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:iconmiwakomymy:
MiwakoMymy Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Lol Xd :iconfunnyplz:
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:iconbloodyangel6:
bloodyangel6 Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I don't care what :iconleoren: says, this is awesome! :)
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:iconaugumon05:
augumon05 Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012
something i can never hope to relate to.
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:iconsketchycharmander:
SketchyCharmander Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Lol XD
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:iconghiralink123:
Ghiralink123 Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012
hell yeah!
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:iconterepin:
Terepin Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012
0wned!
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