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Quotes #25 | “Children in the car make accidents; Accidents in the car make children”

After a couple "off" weeks I'm back with a new Quotes. I got an order from a friend for more then a hundred new stickers with funny quotes on it. I changed the background, font and size from previous design. Since I got many complains how "this sh*t doesn't belong here on DA" I probably won't upload all of them, but I will post a link where you can see them...

New collection:
DA: [link]
Facebook: [link]

The old "finished" collection
DA: [link]
Facebook: [link]

About the quotes:
1.) I don't own any of the quotes in my collection (unless it's stated otherwise);
2.) Credit is given if the ORIGINAL author of the quote is known;
3.) Even if they are racist, sexist, etc. there is no offense intended; They are made strictly with entertaining purposes;
4.) I don't own any (copyrights), so you can use them however you want them;
5.) Possibly there are some grammar mistakes and it would be much appreciated, if you notice them, to let me know, so I can fix them asap;
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:iconaudranasa:
Audranasa Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
circle of life
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:iconkit-day-3:
Kit-day-3 Featured By Owner May 17, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconcannotevenplz:
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:iconxmaxine10x:
xMaxine10x Featured By Owner May 13, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
pretty much, yeah.
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:iconaleitaly1998:
AleItaly1998 Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
buhahahahahahahahaha!!!!
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:iconpacific-japitany:
Pacific-JapITany Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:iconcannotevenplz:
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:iconlink0227:
Link0227 Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2013
:icontruestoryplz:
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:iconphotophobee:
PhotoPhobee Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Oh my.
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:iconmyshoolka:
Myshoolka Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013
:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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:iconbugie158:
bugie158 Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Oh god xD
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:iconchuckiebobphil:
chuckiebobphil Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2013  Professional Artist
my best friends dad always use to say "dont drink and park accidents cause people"
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:iconjynxychan:
JynxyChan Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2012
<3 Love it!
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:iconfrumpelstiltskin:
Frumpelstiltskin Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012
LOL HA HA HA
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:icontapeparty:
tapeparty Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2012
HA,you're just so brilliant!
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:iconalittlebitoffaith:
alittlebitoffaith Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2012
Oh that's rotfl funny
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:iconblueblur515:
BlueBlur515 Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Lol.
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:iconbutterfl:
butterfl Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
LOOOOOL:rofl:
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:iconrenovative:
Renovative Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
DWL!!!!!!
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:iconxxsofyaxxxanoukxx:
XxSofyaXxXAnoukxX Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
haha :D
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:iconsurirasu:
Surirasu Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012  Student General Artist
Lol this actually makes sense!

^_^
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:iconoutmost433:
outmost433 Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012
tsk TRUE. :/
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:iconpralinkova-princezna:
pralinkova-princezna Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Good point! XD
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:iconlilredwagon:
LilRedWagon Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012
A CAR is over '1500' BOLTS and only ONE NUT behind the wheel .... LRW
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:iconbenioxoxox:
BenioxoXox Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012  Hobbyist Filmographer
:icontruestoryplz:
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:iconalaska232:
Alaska232 Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012
My God it a cycle
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:iconbleachrox95:
Bleachrox95 Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012  Student Artist
XDDDD
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:iconmanatarms1989:
manatarms1989 Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012
Oh jeez, I nearly pissed myself laughing....
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:iconsakiko21:
Sakiko21 Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:clap:
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:iconrosaldy-07:
Rosaldy-07 Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012
:icontruestoryplz:
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:iconm-e-o-w-l-a-c-e:
m-e-o-w-l-a-c-e Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Me: //CLAPS SLOWLY
Mom: //WHIMPERS
Dad: //SNICKERS
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:iconnikko62:
Nikko62 Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Student Digital Artist
Touché...
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:iconlenora-chan:
Lenora-chan Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Student General Artist
This is great!
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:iconcaptainricco:
CaptainRicco Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
The quote is wrong. The original was "Children in the front seat can cause accidents. Accidents on the back seat can cause children" or something like that
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:iconny-seran9:
ny-seran9 Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012
Too true.
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:iconinstant-noodle5:
instant-noodle5 Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Student General Artist
Haha pretty trippy
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:iconfelix-bambaboy:
felix-bambaboy Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Student Digital Artist
The actual quote is " Children in backseats cause accidents, Accidents in backseats cause children. " That makes a whole lot more sense than this. ALso, DA isn't meant for stuff like this, please migrate to Tumblr or Fbook.
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:iconscr1b3:
Scr1b3 Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
why so harsh?
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:iconfelix-bambaboy:
felix-bambaboy Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Student Digital Artist
Felt I needed to be. For those of us that have loved DA for a while, it's sad to see it getting over-run with low-quality artwork, and artwork that isn't even art (like this one)
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:iconscr1b3:
Scr1b3 Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
each to their own. But I must admit; some of his quotes do tend to be of better quality than others.
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:iconneedleguns:
Needleguns Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I agree, these aren't even THEIR quotes!
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:iconfrozentempest:
FrozenTempest Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Student Digital Artist
Isn't it "Children in the back seat make accidents, and accidents in the backseat make children"?
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:iconmaelultra:
maelultra Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
LOL AND LOL
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:iconstormcloudseven:
StormCloudSeven Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Student Digital Artist
Then according to this; Children makes children.
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:iconwhitestasian:
WhitestAsian Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Student Filmographer
Ignore the trolls. This is funny as hell, and your uploads are always appreciated.
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:iconpolicesirenblue:
policesirenblue Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012
wtf
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:iconwhitestasian:
WhitestAsian Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Student Filmographer
?
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:iconpolicesirenblue:
policesirenblue Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012
? >.<
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:icondaremaker:
daremaker Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012
I'm sorry, all of these quotes are so...corny. I can imagine a mild mannered uncle saying them trying to look edgy.
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:iconfrost-paw123:
Frost-Paw123 Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Yes.just...


Yes.
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:iconthepurplespiral:
ThePurpleSpiral Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012
Black humor, I have to admit I like this.
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:iconcaym:
Caym Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I like how it says "more at [link]" in the background. Very inspiring.
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