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Quotes #23 | “Birthdays are good for you. The more you have the longer you live!”

After a couple "off" weeks I'm back with a new Quotes. I got an order from a friend for more then a hundred new stickers with funny quotes on it. I changed the background, font and size from previous design. Since I got many complains how "this sh*t doesn't belong here on DA" I probably won't upload all of them, but I will post a link where you can see them...

New collection:
DA: [link]
Facebook: [link]

The old "finished" collection
DA: [link]
Facebook: [link]

About the quotes:
1.) I don't own any of the quotes in my collection (unless it's stated otherwise);
2.) Credit is given if the ORIGINAL author of the quote is known;
3.) Even if they are racist, sexist, etc. there is no offense intended; They are made strictly with entertaining purposes;
4.) I don't own any (copyrights), so you can use them however you want them;
5.) Possibly there are some grammar mistakes and it would be much appreciated, if you notice them, to let me know, so I can fix them asap;
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ShiroZengestuGF Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2013  Student
ehehe so strange since mines today
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WaitForTheSilence Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2013
So people who are born on Feb. 29 die pretty soon?
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Sonito1992 Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
well, wouldn't it suck to be a rotting old man at 19 years old?
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:iconchameleongiant:
ChameleonGiant Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013  Student General Artist
People complain despite this fact ;P
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HIPPYmcscallywag Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013  Student Artist
my mom has two birthays
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Link0227 Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2013
How?
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HIPPYmcscallywag Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2013  Student Artist
well she was originally an immigrant but now shes a citizen.the government wouldn't let her have her original birthday so she had to change it.so every year my family celebrates both of my moms birthdays.
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Link0227 Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2013
Wow that's cool! I think....
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:iconhippymcscallywag:
HIPPYmcscallywag Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2013  Student Artist
thanks
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Link0227 Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2013
Welcome! :D
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jerrydubb Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2013
I REALLY like your quotes. They all sound like stuff my friends and I say. I'm guessing you'd be a really interesting person to be around.
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:iconalittlebitoffaith:
alittlebitoffaith Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2012
Oh wow cheesy good and I agree with nekothebro .... I don't even celebrate my birthday
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FerricPlushy Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
You suck
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Gyrin Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012
flawed logic, actually. The more "birthdays you have" the more new lives you've started, basically. If still not understandable, basically what you just said is "the more birthdays you have, the more times you've been reincarnated".

You can only have one birthday in you're life; so if you're reincarnated, the more the better.
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Marmodre Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012
I know you want to sound smart, but you've got a flaw in what you're saying. "birthday" is not limited to meaning the very day you're born, it's also the days you celebrate your birth. Whenever it goes a whole year between the day you were born you have yet a new Birthday. The logic is: since you lived to see yet another birthday, you've lived longer than if you did not live to see it. Simple logic, and not bound to require an in-depth answer.
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Gyrin Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012
Dammit :XD: my chance to be el' awesomeo is el' goneo!
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Marmodre Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012
Haha, true. If i weren't as pricky,I'd even let it pass. But you know... I wanted to be mr.Smartass :D Have a further good day/night/morning/evening.
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:icongyrin:
Gyrin Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012
at this point, night.
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:iconnekothebro:
Nekothebro Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Yes but with each birthday, you are one year closer to death
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:iconmarkthegr8:
MarkTheGr8 Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
But if you never had another birthday, you'd be closer to death.
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Nekothebro Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
ohohoho
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:iconmabelpinesrules1:
mabelpinesrules1 Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Student General Artist
that is so true
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Nekothebro Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
indeed indeed
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