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Quotes #21 by Alpner Quotes #21 by Alpner
Quotes #21 | “Is it still illegal to perform an autopsy on a living person?” -House M.D.

After a couple "off" weeks I'm back with a new Quotes. I got an order from a friend for more then a hundred new stickers with funny quotes on it. I changed the background, font and size from previous design. Since I got many complains how "this sh*t doesn't belong here on DA" I probably won't upload all of them, but I will post a link where you can see them...

New collection:
DA: [link]
Facebook: [link]

The old "finished" collection
DA: [link]
Facebook: [link]

About the quotes:
1.) I don't own any of the quotes in my collection (unless it's stated otherwise);
2.) Credit is given if the ORIGINAL author of the quote is known;
3.) Even if they are racist, sexist, etc. there is no offense intended; They are made strictly with entertaining purposes;
4.) I don't own any (copyrights), so you can use them however you want them;
5.) Possibly there are some grammar mistakes and it would be much appreciated, if you notice them, to let me know, so I can fix them asap;
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:iconblackpelt343:
Blackpelt343 Featured By Owner May 3, 2013
i love that show!!
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:iconshadowrx:
ShadowRx Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Sounds like something he asked Cuddy. :lol:
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:iconpeacelovejoy2134:
peacelovejoy2134 Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
nice i love that episode
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:iconsnowfeatherr:
snowfeatherr Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
HMM....last time I checked it was.
but just fuk it
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:iconcatfreak16:
catfreak16 Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh House... you naughty boy ;)
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:iconzepiyn:
zepIyn Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012  Student Digital Artist
Love House! Especially all he does.

ex.
runs a car through his ex's house c:
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:iconcfakatsuki:
cfakatsuki Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012
God I luv house
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:iconplungrum:
plungrum Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012
love House.. Greatness:)
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:iconsolrsurfr3:
SolrSurfr3 Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
XD This is why I love House
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:icontalinuva:
talinuva Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012
Are you High?
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:iconkendro1200:
kendro1200 Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012
lol, just re-watched this episode today.
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:iconzer0anonymous:
zer0anonymous Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
trust him... i mean he's a doctor... right? o.0
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:iconwolvencheif:
Wolvencheif Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:iconrichardplz: Intimidating is hard.
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:iconrevynable:
Revynable Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012
"Is it still common to post non-art on deviantart?" - Me
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:icongrim42:
Grim42 Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
art comes in many forms, including literature and comedy. dont hate
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:iconrevynable:
Revynable Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012
Eh, this is just beating a dead horse. All those quotes and "art"-posts are old, stolen and unoriginal. Especially old. Very old. Too old. Read some real literature or comedy and try again.

I'm really hating on that guy. Claiming a free spot on the front page where other talented artists, who really give it their all, could be. Unfair in all ways possible. I feel sorry for them.
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:iconnightshade03:
Nightshade03 Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
That's called 'vivisection'. And it's Super-illegal.
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:iconizzyizz303:
izzyizz303 Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
I love the show House
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:iconi-love-ariana:
I-Love-Ariana Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Student Interface Designer
hahaha!
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:iconcheachen:
Cheachen Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Well I guess not considering the person has to be dead first for it to be considered an autopsy, go for it!
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:iconwolfsdarkspirit:
WolfsDarkSpirit Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
I remember this! xD
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:iconcold-blink:
Cold-Blink Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Intern: Doc, so what did this person die from?
Doc: Well, from what autopsy tells me, this person died from the autopsy.
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:iconnnoitra1:
Nnoitra1 Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Lol, still remember this episode it was awesome :)
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:iconhawk-tip:
Hawk-tip Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:rofl:
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:iconashleyissweet:
Ashleyissweet Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012
I think there funny and I do enjoy reading these but I would not call them art but these would be great for pintrist or tumbler.
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:iconmelodysyper:
MelodySyper Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Student Writer
I remember this one XD it's been a while since I've actually sat down and watched the show... I'll have to search for it
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:iconmrskyoya:
MrsKyoya Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Haha, ah House lol. i love this, My brother wants to be a Doctor because he wants to act like House...im kinda scared lol
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:iconsnowskeeper:
snowskeeper Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012
Nope. It's not an autopsy if it's on a living person. Nor is it a dissection. It's a vivisection.

If they donate their body to science, I think it is legal to vivisect people. /_V
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:iconkaya-dragonloryd:
Kaya-Dragonloryd Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
This isn't even creative -- you're using the same format for every single quote you post. If you were slightly different or creative or interesting in how you posted each one it wouldn't be so bad, but it's pretty obvious you're just uploading a template that you just add different text to each time.
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:iconmoonleadress:
MoonLeadress Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012
I love House MD! :love:
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:icondarkhorselove:
DarkHorseLove Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I love House M.D. :love: :love: :love:
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:icontehmagicaltoaster:
TehMagicalToaster Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012
I don't get how you make art out of other people's work.
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:icontailorshopofenvy:
TailorShopOfEnvy Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012
It's just quoting, it's not copyright or anything because he credits the person who made the quote.
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:icontehmagicaltoaster:
TehMagicalToaster Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012
I never said it was copyright... I'm saying that using somebody elses work in your own is lazy
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:icontailorshopofenvy:
TailorShopOfEnvy Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012
Maybe but Alpner has more art in his gallery and plus I happen to really like some of these quotes that I would have never even known were out there if he didn't start quoting.
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:icontehmagicaltoaster:
TehMagicalToaster Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012
I know, I like the art that he posts that's his, but the quotes should be left to the original people who made it.
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:icontailorshopofenvy:
TailorShopOfEnvy Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012
maybe :shrug:
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:iconcloverdraws:
CloverDraws Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
do you really think that you don't deserve criticism about this not belonging on dA? You did not come up with this quote, it was a popular character on a popular show, and it doesn't belong here where people who have actual artist ability try to get known and get pushed aside because people are eating this up. It would be just as popular on tumblr, where this kind of stuff is expected.
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:iconraloay:
Raloay Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Student Digital Artist
I couldn't agree more. Stuff like this should be posted somewhere else, and it definitely doesn't deserve to be on the front page almost everyday.
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:iconcloverdraws:
CloverDraws Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
It's the same as the confessions. A confession about your life isn't art. Putting sparkles on it and trying to make it "artsy" is not something that belongs here. It's why this website has gotten so out of hand.
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:iconlilmickey27:
LilMickey27 Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
To be honest, some people might consider this art. Art is interpreted by the beholder. If you want to see people with talent for painting and drawing, look for that. If this is this person's way of expressing them self, who are you to criticise?
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:iconcloverdraws:
CloverDraws Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Because people who spend hours upon hours and days upon days working on a piece of art deserve more recognition than this. And it would be more appropriate if it were a quote from the person themselves that was meaningful. Oh and also not numbered #21. Meaning this is way too many.
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:iconrarkorn:
rarkorn Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012
There's a difference between expressing yourself with meaningful quotes and writing down a completely random quote just because some people might be amused by it.
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:iconjstansantana:
JStanSantana Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Student Digital Artist
That's it RIGHT there LilMickey. They aren't expressing themselves. They're just throwing up quotes because they think this is the best way to achieve some semblance of popularity and recognition for their lack of talent.
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:iconlilmickey27:
LilMickey27 Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
I do that, albeit I use my own photos as backgrounds. I use them for my presentations. He/she may be doing it to attempt to be popular but as long as it doesn't hurt anyone, which it doesn't, I see no problem. If you want "real" art, you would look for that an pass this over.
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:iconui-azuma:
Ui-Azuma Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Lol, :XD: funny house.
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:iconkittycat2330:
KittyCAT2330 Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I LOVE THAT SHOW AND THAT MAN!!!!!! Hahaha house and chase are my fave characters!!!! Their so sexy hahaha!! God house has some serious issues but he makes it funny!!!! Love this quote and I remember the episode!!!!
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:iconpokemonfart:
pokemonfart Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Student Writer
What is the background?
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:iconalpner:
Alpner Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Student General Artist
Lorem ipsum
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:iconpokemonfart:
pokemonfart Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Student Writer
Huh?
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