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Quotes #20 by Alpner Quotes #20 by Alpner
Quotes #20 | “You don’t need a parachute to skydive. You need a parachute to skydive twice”

After a couple "off" weeks I'm back with a new Quotes. I got an order from a friend for more then a hundred new stickers with funny quotes on it. I changed the background, font and size from previous design. Since I got many complains how "this sh*t doesn't belong here on DA" I probably won't upload all of them, but I will post a link where you can see them...

New collection:
DA: [link]
Facebook: [link]

The old "finished" collection
DA: [link]
Facebook: [link]

About the quotes:
1.) I don't own any of the quotes in my collection (unless it's stated otherwise);
2.) Credit is given if the ORIGINAL author of the quote is known;
3.) Even if they are racist, sexist, etc. there is no offense intended; They are made strictly with entertaining purposes;
4.) I don't own any (copyrights), so you can use them however you want them;
5.) Possibly there are some grammar mistakes and it would be much appreciated, if you notice them, to let me know, so I can fix them asap;
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:iconqueenofhismindpalace:
QueenOfHisMindPalace Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2014
Very true.
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:iconhannahdoodle100:
Hannahdoodle100 Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2013
... am i really the only one who got this the first time?

its still funny though.
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:iconkreuger96:
Kreuger96 Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
I still don't get it..? o_O
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:iconhannahdoodle100:
Hannahdoodle100 Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2013
.... cuz if you skydive without a parachute you die, so you need a parachute so you are able to skydive a second time
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:iconkreuger96:
Kreuger96 Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Hmm.. Nope, still don't get it xD Haha
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:iconhannahdoodle100:
Hannahdoodle100 Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2013
... face, meet palm. palm, face. *facepalms* 
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:iconkreuger96:
Kreuger96 Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Hahah ^_^ 
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:iconbeadgcf17:
BeadGCF17 Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
why is this taking everyone so long to understand?
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:iconhannahdoodle100:
Hannahdoodle100 Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2013
I DONT KNOW!! its pretty obvious
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:iconbeadgcf17:
BeadGCF17 Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
ikr
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:iconneo-aja:
Neo-aja Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2013
Because of my stupidity i had to read this a few time but i get it now!!!!!!
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:iconkreuger96:
Kreuger96 Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
I don't!? O_o
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:iconsheepspotatonugget:
Sheepspotatonugget Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
OHHHHH!!! HAHAHA That took a min for me to get that. you can skydive without a parachute, but you will die. You need a parachute if u want to skydive again!!!
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:icontontora:
Tontora Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2013  Student General Artist
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH LOL xDD
you can skydive without a parachute once in your liffe..., but then to do it again, you have to have a parachute or else you die XD
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:iconkalisty-memzic:
Kalisty-MeMzic Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013  Student Artist
very true
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:iconmpsanime:
MPSanime Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2013
good point
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:iconsoolarts:
SoolArts Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
:)
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:iconaxeldemkakashi:
AxelDemKakashi Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2013
My new life philosophy!
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:iconphotophobee:
PhotoPhobee Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:iconicwhatyoudidthereplz:
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:iconsheepspotatonugget:
Sheepspotatonugget Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
HAHAHA
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:iconwolfmaster8:
wolfmaster8 Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2013
so true
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:iconwhitestasian:
WhitestAsian Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2013  Student Filmographer
XD HAHAHAHA epicness
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:iconcreepyeevee:
creepyeevee Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
lol, that took me a minute.
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:iconcherryjjv:
cherryjjv Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
XD that's awesome! XD Do you come up with these quotes, or find them somewhere?
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:iconstalkerforhire04:
StalkerForHire04 Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2012
I get it now; you can skydive without a parachute once, but to live to do it again, you have to have a parachute...
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:iconyellowgrin:
YellowGrin Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Thanks for explaining ;u;
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:iconstalkerforhire04:
StalkerForHire04 Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013
you're welcomed
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:iconalittlebitoffaith:
alittlebitoffaith Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2012
Good point.
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:iconbakagohome:
bakagohome Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD took me a while to get it.
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:iconaliasxneo3:
aliasxneo3 Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Oh my God I get it. Lol. Like I could hear the fuckin gears turning in my head. For those of you who don't get it this is what it means:
You can skydive once, but you will die, if you wanna skydive a second time, you need a parachute
You might need to think it over a bit, but hopefully you'll get it.
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:iconumbreon-art:
Umbreon-art Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
truth^
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:iconsurirasu:
Surirasu Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012  Student General Artist
Or more if you have more than one parachute! I think only a moron (other than me) would try to skydive without a parachute!
XD
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:iconcake-n-ruum:
cake-n-ruum Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012
i dont get it. I'm not dumb so please explain!! lol
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:iconumbreon-art:
Umbreon-art Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
You die if you don't have one the first time you go skydiving. Hence if you want to live and do it again, you need a parachute
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:iconcake-n-ruum:
cake-n-ruum Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2012
why would you not bring one with you if you know you're sky diving? ._. okay lol thanks
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:iconumbreon-art:
Umbreon-art Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2012  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
XD no prob
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:icontayyibah:
Tayyibah Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012
that took me a while to work out
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:iconumbreon-art:
Umbreon-art Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2012  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
You kind of have to think about it
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:icongeralsevilla:
geralsevilla Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012
wath this

[link]

voooooodkaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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:iconlilredwagon:
LilRedWagon Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012
A MIND is like a PARACHUTE - BOTH have to be OPEN to WORK PROPERLY .... LRW
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:iconlilredwagon:
LilRedWagon Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012
It's NOT the FALL but the SUDDEN STOP! that gets ya'! (SMILES)
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:iconlisa-sciannella:
lisa-sciannella Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012  Professional General Artist
so very true
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:iconx-blackreaper-x:
x-BlackReaper-x Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
:XD: yeah that's exactly how it works =p
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:icondiskfire:
diskfire Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012
Ouch. :XD:
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:iconincertus984:
Incertus984 Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012
Maxim 11: Everything is air droppable at least once.
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:iconbabsbunny005:
babsbunny005 Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Student General Artist
told my fam, and they did not get it. man they are slow lol
i get it and find it funny
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:iconzer0anonymous:
zer0anonymous Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
i'm not afraid of hieghts i'm afraid of that sudden stop at the end =P
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:iconinusora123:
inusora123 Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2013
hehehehehehhehehe
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:iconzer0anonymous:
zer0anonymous Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
=P
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:iconinusora123:
inusora123 Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2013
:P meow =3
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