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Quotes #2 by Alpner Quotes #2 by Alpner
Quotes #2 | Whoever said that the camera adds 5 kilograms should stop eating cameras

After a couple "off" weeks I'm back with a new Quotes. I got an order from a friend for more then a hundred new stickers with funny quotes on it. I changed the background, font and size from previous design. Since I got many complains how "this sh*t doesn't belong here on DA" I probably won't upload all of them, but I will post a link where you can see them...

New collection:
DA: [link]
...more links and quotes will be added soon...

The old "finished" collection
DA: [link]
Facebook: [link]

About the quotes:
1.) I don't own any of the quotes in my collection (unless it's stated otherwise);
2.) Credit is given if the ORIGINAL author of the quote is known;
3.) Even if they are racist, sexist, etc. there is no offense intended; They are made strictly with entertaining purposes;
4.) I don't own any (copyrights), so you can use them however you want them;
5.) Possibly there are some grammar mistakes and it would be much appreciated, if you notice them, to let me know, so I can fix them asap;
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:iconskyzhema:
Skyzhema Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
WIN!!!
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:iconroller323:
roller323 Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2013
lol
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:iconmadarauchiha7:
MadaraUchiha7 Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013   Artist
XD
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:iconwolf-ninja001:
Wolf-Ninja001 Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
touche.
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:iconhellper:
hellper Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2012
your made my morning
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:iconproudweirdo:
ProudWeirdo Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
brilliant
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:iconasknickle:
Asknickle Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Student General Artist
In your sugnatrue rhythm of the war drums.
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:iconproudweirdo:
ProudWeirdo Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Yup :)
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:iconasknickle:
Asknickle Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012  Student General Artist
That's so awesome. :)
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:iconelli0777:
elli0777 Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
laughed out loud here :D
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:iconkisusuomi:
KisuSuomi Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2012
:lmao:
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:iconbakagohome:
bakagohome Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
XDDDDDDDD
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:iconwinter995:
Winter995 Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012
Hilarious(sorry I spelt that wrong)
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:icona11i3c4t:
a11i3c4t Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012  Hobbyist
lol
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:iconkaykove:
KayKove Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012  Student General Artist
Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipisicing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua?
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:iconalpner:
Alpner Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2012  Student General Artist
Yes :)
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:iconriccardof88:
RiccardoF88 Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
hahah niceeeee!!!
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:iconcait-cait93:
Cait-Cait93 Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
gigglesnort
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:iconmissetatkissin:
Missetatkissin Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012   Artist
true shit haha!
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:iconhairycreatures:
HairyCreatures Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012  Professional General Artist
who the fuck said that.
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:iconbronybeforepony:
BronyBeforePony Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
but i'm American :(
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:iconridawg:
ridawg Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012
But they're so tasty!
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:iconrhissanna:
Rhissanna Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
Might explain why it's a 'single' lens reflex?
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:iconsketchyrabbit:
SketchyRabbit Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012
Probably made my week.
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:iconromancefreak:
romancefreak Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
LOL :laughing:

But what does that mean anyway, that a camea adds 5 kilograms?
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:icononiendra:
Oniendra Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
A photograph is a 2 dimensional representation of a 3 dimensional subject, and this type of light has a tendency to "flatten" the subject and reduce the illusion of depth. However, the width does not change, tending to make the subject look bulkier. :)
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:iconromancefreak:
romancefreak Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Oh, I see. That makes sense now. :laughing: thanks
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:icononiendra:
Oniendra Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
You're welcome! :la:
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:iconyojomaid:
Yojomaid Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012
That it makes you look fatter than you are.
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:iconromancefreak:
romancefreak Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
LOL :laughing: That makes sense now, and it makes the joke funnier now that I get it. :laughing: Thanks.
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:iconbhorren:
Bhorren Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012
True :D
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:icongumalotic:
gumalotic Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
so funny
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:iconmaur1n:
maur1n Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012
right!! :D
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:iconscyphi:
Scyphi Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Lol! :D
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:iconcrayonmaniac:
crayonmaniac Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
very funny :rofl:
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:icondodo-pink:
Dodo-pink Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AHAHHAHAHA ROFLMAO JUST EPIC TRUE!XDDDD oops caps XP
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LilRedWagon Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012
WOW! .... Over 3,175 views already! ... WELL done!! (LRW should have tried the simple, black and white 'typography' thingy) .... GRINS .... LRW.
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:iconjaketiger1116:
jaketiger1116 Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
*spits out a camera* :saddummy:
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:iconrp-yui:
RP-Yui Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
8D
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:iconlightfeathy555:
Lightfeathy555 Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
HMMMM... I don't say that... AM I IN THE CLEAR???
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:iconcharlotte712:
Charlotte712 Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
lol
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:iconblackaprilblossom:
BlackAprilBlossom Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012  Hobbyist
Lol :XD:
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:iconimadtad:
ImadTad Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012
hhhhhhhh true
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:iconbadwoa:
BadWoa Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012
Yes I would have to agree
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:iconrandomdragon0412:
RandomDragon0412 Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
omnomnomnomnomnomnomnom...ohsaywhutnow?
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:iconwhitewidowwoman:
whitewidowwoman Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012
haha great!
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:iconman-in-crowd-4:
Man-in-crowd-4 Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012
Wonderful.
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:iconnatan-estivallet:
Natan-Estivallet Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012
Very good!!!
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:iconx-blackreaper-x:
x-BlackReaper-x Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
whoever said that, he was more than sure a cameraman =p
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:iconzynikologe:
zynikologe Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012
The quote is from Jimmy Carr, a British comedian.
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