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Quotes #18 | "Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period."

After a couple "off" weeks I'm back with a new Quotes. I got an order from a friend for more then a hundred new stickers with funny quotes on it. I changed the background, font and size from previous design. Since I got many complains how "this sh*t doesn't belong here on DA" I probably won't upload all of them, but I will post a link where you can see them...

New collection:
DA: [link]
Facebook: [link]

The old "finished" collection
DA: [link]
Facebook: [link]

About the quotes:
1.) I don't own any of the quotes in my collection (unless it's stated otherwise);
2.) Credit is given if the ORIGINAL author of the quote is known;
3.) Even if they are racist, sexist, etc. there is no offense intended; They are made strictly with entertaining purposes;
4.) I don't own any (copyrights), so you can use them however you want them;
5.) Possibly there are some grammar mistakes and it would be much appreciated, if you notice them, to let me know, so I can fix them asap;
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:iconhawkfrost22501:
Hawkfrost22501 Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I cracked up at this one.
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:iconkaguetora:
Kaguetora Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
This is a classic xD
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:iconskystrikeflame:
SkystrikeFlame Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Pfft lol cheesy
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:iconkbreezee:
Kbreezee Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
pfft....
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:iconxmaxine10x:
xMaxine10x Featured By Owner May 13, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
It's so dumb it's funny!
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:icongeminifille:
geminifille Featured By Owner May 3, 2013
Hey period jokes aren't funny, I'm bloody serious here.
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:iconjustanotheruser13:
JustAnotherUser13 Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2013
I once had this conversation with a woman on her period:
"So you know when your period comes right?"
"Yeah"
"And t=1/p, right?"
"Yeah?"
"Well we can find something we already know!"
"What?"
"Your Uterus-hertz"
"If I wasn't in immense pain, I would kill you right now"
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:icongeminifille:
geminifille Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2013
I think you were just ovary acting.
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:iconjustanotheruser13:
JustAnotherUser13 Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2013
Hey, I'm periodically checking this comment thread for more puns!
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:icongeminifille:
geminifille Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2013
Hey sorry I know my reply was a little late.
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:iconjustanotheruser13:
JustAnotherUser13 Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2013
No worries. Eggs-cuse me if I'm a little late with my replies as well
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:icongeminifille:
geminifille Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2013
Hey ....no I can't go that far so cleaner version
Well it's no worries let me just seaman if I can find a good reply.
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:iconjustanotheruser13:
JustAnotherUser13 Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2013
Cool tell me later. I was thinking of going to Vagina in Saskatchewan with my prized cock
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:iconsandman840:
sandman840 Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2013
:iconclapplz:
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:iconrooki-sk14:
Rooki-SK14 Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
This is really lame, so why am i laughing? xD
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:iconroller323:
roller323 Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2013
it's so lame yet hilarious
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:iconpowered-by-redstone:
Powered-by-Redstone Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Lmao.
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:iconvalor115:
Valor115 Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2013
Pshhh! Lame
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:icon10shadow-girl10:
10SHADOW-GIRL10 Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Teehee
This made me giggel lol
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:iconlacici:
LaCiCi Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
:rofl:
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:iconlilcreationher:
lilcreationher Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
lmao that is Great! xD
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:iconjordanlynch:
jordanlynch Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
LOL XD
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:iconantrb:
AntrB Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Ha! That's clever.
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:iconzephroxeon:
Zephroxeon Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
What you did there... i see it
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:iconsmrish:
smrish Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2012
i see what you did there.... X)
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:iconalittlebitoffaith:
alittlebitoffaith Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2012
Lol no there not but this is cheesy :P
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:iconcountkristin:
CountKristin Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012
oh, god. thats terrible. I cant stop laughing
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:iconblack-angel-dan:
Black-Angel-Dan Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Student Writer
Well, I'm with British English, so it's dot anyway. :|
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:iconmolly0201:
molly0201 Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I get it. :XD:
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:iconnull-unit001:
null-unit001 Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Professional General Artist
people its a sarcastic quote, so in reality its still funny for as long as the sapient race exist
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:iconrevynable:
Revynable Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012
...delete your account. Period.
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:iconxrainbowsatrainx:
XRainbowsAtRainX Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Take a chill pillI'm bloody serious here.
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:iconvalor115:
Valor115 Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2013
Lighten up. Period
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:iconmrs-antichrist:
mrs-antichrist Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012
Lol , ...Showed it to a friend and she was just like "WTF ?!" But itīs pretty funny as a girl :D
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:iconshino-inuyasha:
shino-inuyasha Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012
thats what she said
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:iconeternia2012:
Eternia2012 Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Ehehehee as a female this is funneh...
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:iconmjranum:
mjranum Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012
OMG I'm slow on the uptake!! LOL!
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:icon08kmfg:
08kmfg Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Hahahahaha, good one, it just made my day xD
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:iconthe-under-network:
The-Under-Network Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
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:iconthe-under-network:
The-Under-Network Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Don't get all vaginstipated! =P
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:iconvaiagra:
Vaiagra Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012
You're ovary-acting :P
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:iconcilibi:
Cilibi Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2013
LOL ok, that was good. Props to you XD
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:iconamberflaxus11:
Amberflaxus11 Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012
lololol This made my day.
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:iconejkaull:
ejkaull Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Hobbyist
Ouch! That was really bad!!!!! ha ha ha!!!
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:iconshinyfeather22:
shinyfeather22 Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Student General Artist
I think you're ovary-acting
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:icondeluded-bunny:
deluded-bunny Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Student General Artist
lolXD
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:icontehwatever:
Tehwatever Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012
LOL I....don't know if I should laugh...great job!
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:iconporings-4-love:
porings-4-love Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012
I see what you did there :iconpervyrussiaplz:
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:iconansjovisjj:
ansjovisjj Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
totally true, they aren't funny
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:iconpanda1345:
Panda1345 Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
VAGINA JOKES ARE HILARIOUS!
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