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Quotes #17 | "I have a friend with one eye, others call him a Cyclop. He’s pretty cool about it. Instead of ‘:D’ he sends me ‘.D’ "

After a couple "off" weeks I'm back with a new Quotes. I got an order from a friend for more then a hundred new stickers with funny quotes on it. I changed the background, font and size from previous design. Since I got many complains how "this sh*t doesn't belong here on DA" I probably won't upload all of them, but I will post a link where you can see them...

New collection:
DA: [link]
Facebook: [link]

The old "finished" collection
DA: [link]
Facebook: [link]

About the quotes:
1.) I don't own any of the quotes in my collection (unless it's stated otherwise);
2.) Credit is given if the ORIGINAL author of the quote is known;
3.) Even if they are racist, sexist, etc. there is no offense intended; They are made strictly with entertaining purposes;
4.) I don't own any (copyrights), so you can use them however you want them;
5.) Possibly there are some grammar mistakes and it would be much appreciated, if you notice them, to let me know, so I can fix them asap;
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:iconskystrikeflame:
SkystrikeFlame Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2013  Student Digital Artist
lol CX
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:iconchameleongiant:
ChameleonGiant Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013  Student General Artist
i found this one to be cleverly cute. ha,ha,ha:D!
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:iconbl4demast3r:
Bl4deMast3r Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2013
In other words, you friends with Leela, from Futurama. That friend is a she, right?
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:iconrosalinda16:
Rosalinda16 Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
It's cyclops. Not cyclop. The plural of cyclops is cyclopes. You say the 'e' like 'ee'.
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:icontailslover42:
tailslover42 Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
i also have one eye and people called me that to in elementary school wow
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:iconcherryjjv:
cherryjjv Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
.D

Awesome :rofl:
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:icondagaopump:
DaGaoPump Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2012
Omg... LOL!!! xD
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:iconjackdrask:
JackDrask Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2012
:D :D
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:iconzer0anonymous:
zer0anonymous Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
guy1: I once met a man with a wooden leg named smith!
guy2: ... what was the name of his other leg?
xP Oh Mary Poppins how i love you
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:iconsunshine-usa:
Sunshine-USA Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
LOL
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:iconr-rei:
R-REI Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012   Digital Artist
what a good sport
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:iconzuroyuso:
Zuroyuso Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
haha awesome ^
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:iconyum-i:
Yum-i Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
LOL XD
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:iconalexisdragonstorm:
AlexisDragonStorm Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
LOL
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:iconkimkwanho:
kimkwanho Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012  Professional Writer
And he owns the Guinness world record for most winking.
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:iconkimkwanho:
kimkwanho Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012  Professional Writer
or not.
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:iconjohnnyhedgehog1992:
JohnnyHedgehog1992 Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012
I bet he laughs with a xD instead of a XD. (Not sure if as funny. :-/ )
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:iconitsmebubble:
itsmebubble Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Should be a half x i guess... perhaps idk.. XD
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:iconjohnnyhedgehog1992:
JohnnyHedgehog1992 Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012
Yep. something like that.
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:iconitsmebubble:
itsmebubble Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
:3
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:iconjohnnyhedgehog1992:
JohnnyHedgehog1992 Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012
Yep.
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:iconsabbelbina:
Sabbelbina Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
Don't let others tell you what you have to do. These quotes are great and everyone saying this was not art, should take a look at things like dASecret, where many people only make qoutes...

And you also tell the people, you don't own the qoutes, so why do they still grump?
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:icondivinitasx:
DivinitasX Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012  Student General Artist
XD
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:iconhilliana80:
Hilliana80 Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012
:iconeyeplz:
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:icontricksterair:
tricksterair Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012
jfc
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:iconiheartitaly333:
IHeartItaly333 Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
.D
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:iconthrewthedoor:
threwthedoor Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Spider face is even better. ::3
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:iconeevee1999:
Eevee1999 Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012  Student Writer
•D
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:iconsordragon:
sordragon Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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:iconalansteenhouwer:
AlanSteenhouwer Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012
Awesome.
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:iconarasotesana:
ArasoTesana Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012
ok so to all those who keep saying this dosnt belong here on da are trolls who dont belong on da

sure its real simple stuff most people could do but its still art. :)
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:iconspoki0:
spoki0 Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
If my opinion differ from yours then clearly I am a troll.

I can't see the logic behind that...
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:iconarasotesana:
ArasoTesana Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012
i didnt say if you dont like it your a troll, and i had no intention on pushing oppinions on anyone. i just dont think people should be mean about what people post. people buy stuff like this in the real world all the time even though anyone can whip it up in seconds at home, for free. no one seems botherd by that, yet people are botherd by it here. i dont understand that.
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:iconspoki0:
spoki0 Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Opinion as to whether it belong here on deviantart or not. Not opinion to if it's good or bad.
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:iconarasotesana:
ArasoTesana Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012
ok well then, thats something the administration should take into account... becuse there seems to be a place for it. bring it up to them, see what they say.

i like quotes, and i like to see them here, you dont think they belong here, thats fine.

and why click something you dont want to see?
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:iconspoki0:
spoki0 Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
You clearly stated that 'whoever think this doesn't belong here on dA are trolls' in your first comment. I pointed out that I can't see the logic behind the fact that if someone who disagree with you, in that it doesn't belong here, they are trolls.
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:iconarasotesana:
ArasoTesana Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012
if, in your opinion, you dont like it, then why would you click the link just to say so? that in definition is trolling.

and, look, i was just giveing the person some encouragement, to make someone feel happy. i think its time to block someone who cant just leave something alone.
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:iconspoki0:
spoki0 Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
You are mixing up 'don't like' and 'doesn't belong on dA'.
And I'm pretty sure the behavior is relevant as to if it's trolling or not.
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:iconrisenangeleyes:
RisenAngelEyes Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
This is AWESOME!
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:iconkristylee999:
kristylee999 Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012
Lol
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:iconkyoko-li:
Kyoko-Li Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
This is adorable.
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:icon22222222222222:
22222222222222 Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012
if youre going to only post quotes on here please learn some typography and graphic design
they arent even your quotes so.. in essence you are getting fame for something you didnt even contribute to lol
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:iconsabbelbina:
Sabbelbina Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
He already has a typography and graphic design. It's not nessecary to have a rolling typography or something like that. More design and another typo makes it all look silly.
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:iconscellix:
scellix Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012
^
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:iconnann0rs:
nann0rs Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012   Digital Artist
this
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:iconcyphurel:
Cyphurel Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012
this isn't tumblr
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:iconmashcus:
MashCus Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
word.
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:iconprissykissy:
PrissyKissy Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:rofl:
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:iconrookieowl:
RookieOwl Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
This is really sweet, a nice and positive way to take problems like this .D
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