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Quotes #16 by Alpner Quotes #16 by Alpner
Quotes #16 | “Revenge? Nah, I’m too lazy. I’m gonna sit here and let karma fuck you up”

After a couple "off" weeks I'm back with a new Quotes. I got an order from a friend for more then a hundred new stickers with funny quotes on it. I changed the background, font and size from previous design. Since I got many complains how "this sh*t doesn't belong here on DA" I probably won't upload all of them, but I will post a link where you can see them...

New collection:
DA: [link]
Facebook: [link]

The old "finished" collection
DA: [link]
Facebook: [link]

About the quotes:
1.) I don't own any of the quotes in my collection (unless it's stated otherwise);
2.) Credit is given if the ORIGINAL author of the quote is known;
3.) Even if they are racist, sexist, etc. there is no offense intended; They are made strictly with entertaining purposes;
4.) I don't own any (copyrights), so you can use them however you want them;
5.) Possibly there are some grammar mistakes and it would be much appreciated, if you notice them, to let me know, so I can fix them asap;
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:iconthief-in-darkness:
Thief-in-darkness Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2015  Student Writer
Besides its more fun to sit back and watch while eatting popcorn
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:iconkakumei2246:
kakumei2246 Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2015
If only...
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:iconprincesofuni:
PrincesofUni Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2014
Haha, nice one.
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:icondeadlypoisonbeauty:
DeadlyPoisonBeauty Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2014  Hobbyist Filmographer
I credit u
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:iconzortharg:
zortharg Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2014
And what will you do when you sit there and do nothing and observe your enemy's life continue to be GREAT just like always?
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:iconrevtakko:
RevTakko Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2013
Yup, like a boss
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:iconkatamata1:
Katamata1 Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2013
That`s my attitude :devilish:
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:iconshadowrx:
ShadowRx Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I find the most satisfying element of revenge is in careful planning and setup. There's nothing quite as satisfying as knowing you can push the button at any time.

I call it "Revenge-Lite", you get all of the ego boost of a regular revenge, but with only one third the bad karma. :lmao:
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:iconroller323:
roller323 Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2013
karmas a bitch
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:iconamouxwolflover:
amouxwolflover Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
Karma s a bitch and she don't play:-) :-) lovr it
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:iconstalkerforhire04:
StalkerForHire04 Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2012
Yeah, man!
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:iconyoshi-the-kool:
yoshi-the-kool Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2012
i wish i could see him suffer
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:iconoutsidersfan33:
outsidersfan33 Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
Fucking love Karma! :D
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:icontay-bear:
tay-bear Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012
I loved how I seen this after karma was working it's magic. LOL :D
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:iconjirachithegreat:
JirachitheGreat Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
That works.
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:iconsteamberry:
SteamBerry Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
xD I like this revenge ^
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:icondecembermidnight:
DecemberMidnight Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012   General Artist
Yup, hence why I laughed off when a girl threw a cup at me and told me I didn't deserve to live.

Ah, irony.
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:icondetakohime:
Detakohime Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012
best one yet XD
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:iconwolfgirl17591:
Wolfgirl17591 Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Love it. ><
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:iconsonicwolvelina99:
SonicWolvelina99 Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
The best kind of vengeance.
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:iconghiralink123:
Ghiralink123 Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012
so true. sometimes.
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:icontrollinggirl93:
TrollingGirl93 Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012
yeah, the good old karma... saved my ass very often :D
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:iconmr-jupiter:
Mr-Jupiter Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012
Agreed!
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:iconedge-2000:
Edge-2000 Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Seriously the best response ever...
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:iconrivisindigoemporium:
RivisIndigoEmporium Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Professional General Artist
Took me a looooooong time to learn this lesson..it was totally worth it once I did... :XD:
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:icontigerlover101:
tigerlover101 Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Student Artist
one of the best quotes ever
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:iconkyoko-li:
Kyoko-Li Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Now that's being lazy. XD
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:iconnekothebro:
Nekothebro Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
lol this is me sometimes
xD
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:iconnekoise-the-akatsuki:
Nekoise-the-Akatsuki Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
THIS is totally my style! XD I love it.
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:iconbluestar20337:
Bluestar20337 Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Student Digital Artist
I like this~ Btw, you forgot the period at the end of the second sentence~
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:iconxmizuokami:
xMizuOkami Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Student Digital Artist
This.
Is so me.
Haha.
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:iconmy-lullaby123:
my-lullaby123 Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Student Artist
We are two diffrent people, REVENGE HERE I COME!
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:iconprofessionalpuppy:
ProfessionalPuppy Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012
Lol, now I wanna say that so badly to every one on my revenge list.
If I have one!!
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:iconcharlomilk:
charlomilk Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Student
This is really poorly done typography, I'm sorry but it looks just plain lazy. Also saving it as a low quality jpg was a bad choice.
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:iconthespacecowgirl:
TheSpaceCowgirl Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
me in a nut shell XD
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:iconcreepyapplesauce:
creepyapplesauce Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012
awsome
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:iconotakuusagui:
otakuusagui Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
you're suffering is my gratest pleasure x9.
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:iconferricplushy:
FerricPlushy Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
You're everything wrong with this site, you do the exact same thing with every quote which you don't even come up with yourself. You suck.
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:iconbluestar20337:
Bluestar20337 Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Student Digital Artist
I am sorry but what gives you the right to tell some body else they suck? This is an art site where people come to learn more about their art. It would have been better if you gave them advice on how to improve. And truthfully, I don't feel that you have the right to critique any body on this site as of yet, considering you don't have a single piece of art posted.This account may only be only eleven months old, but I have been on this site for over two years. At three weeks, you have no idea about what is wrong with this site.
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:iconferricplushy:
FerricPlushy Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
I've actually been here years, I had become so disgusted with trash like this I quit art for over a year. This isn't art and there's no advice for something that isn't art. These are the laziest, stupidest things I've ever seen. Every quote is rendered EXACTLY the same way and they're not even his fucking quotes. This is the worst most popular shit ever.
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Shadowp09 Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012  Student Writer
What is and isn't art all depends on the viewer. I had an art teacher that talked about what is and isn't art. Art is something you create. As long as someone is willing to buy it and call it art, then it is art. That's the beauty of it. There aren't really any rules to what is and isn't art. It's all about perspective, taste, and style. It's your own personal opinion. What you call art might not be art to someone else. A man may call a motorcycle art, whereas a woman would most likely find artistic beauty in a purse or dress. It all depends on what appeals to you. My art teacher once said that if she were to crap on the floor in the middle of class would that not be art? She did create it. I doubt anyone would actually buy it and call it art, but if they did, then it would be. That's just what I've always loved about art. There aren't any rules to it. It's what you make of it.
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:iconferricplushy:
FerricPlushy Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
If everything's art, then nothings really art. But I can see comparing this trash to a spontaneous bowel movement.
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:iconshadowp09:
Shadowp09 Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012  Student Writer
There really isn't a specific definition of art. It's just something you create that other people refer to as art. Something is only considered trash if you view it as such, but the same piece could be a work of art in someone else's eyes. There is no right or wrong with art. It's not something that can be perceived as facts. Art is what you make it out to be, whether it is a brilliant painting or simple words. I myself am a writing and consider stories and poems to be art just as much as a painting or drawing would be considered art. It's all a matter of what you consider to be art, and most people seem to like this simple picture of text, including myself to be perfectly honest. But it doesn't mean I think anything less of a painting or something similar. I try to appreciate all forms of art.
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:iconigotnothumbs:
IGotNoThumbs Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012
If you don't like it, then don't look at it. Simple as that.
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:iconferricplushy:
FerricPlushy Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
It was on the front page asswipe, you can't not look at it.
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:iconigotnothumbs:
IGotNoThumbs Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012
I didn't know that, I don't browse the front page pictures. Fair enough.

But there's no need for name calling, and if you hate this site and have nothing nice to say, then leave. We don't need anymore people like you here.
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:iconbluestar20337:
Bluestar20337 Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Student Digital Artist
Art is in the eye of the beholder. Anything can be considered art.[link] This link is to the wiki page of Kazimir Malevich, made famous for his painting, Black Square, which is literally, a black square. So if this can be considered art, the piece of art above can be considered art. And there are things he could do to make this more his own. He can change fonts, change background colors, change font colors etc. But all the advice you had to advice him with was "You're everything wrong with this site, you do the exact same thing with every quote which you don't even come up with yourself. You suck." That is an ignorant statement, which you should have kept to yourself.
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:iconferricplushy:
FerricPlushy Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
There's no fucking advice you can give a person like this other then they should outright quit, this is the laziest must pretentious utter shit I've ever seen.
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:iconrivisindigoemporium:
RivisIndigoEmporium Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Professional General Artist
:iconthisplz:
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:iconeevee1999:
Eevee1999 Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Student Writer
And I'll enjoy the show.
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