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Quotes #14 | “My parents told me: "You've got to stop watching so much TV & read more!" ...so I turned on the subtitles”

After a couple "off" weeks I'm back with a new Quotes. I got an order from a friend for more then a hundred new stickers with funny quotes on it. I changed the background, font and size from previous design. Since I got many complains how "this sh*t doesn't belong here on DA" I probably won't upload all of them, but I will post a link where you can see them...

New collection:
DA: [link]
Facebook: [link]

The old "finished" collection
DA: [link]
Facebook: [link]

About the quotes:
1.) I don't own any of the quotes in my collection (unless it's stated otherwise);
2.) Credit is given if the ORIGINAL author of the quote is known;
3.) Even if they are racist, sexist, etc. there is no offense intended; They are made strictly with entertaining purposes;
4.) I don't own any (copyrights), so you can use them however you want them;
5.) Possibly there are some grammar mistakes and it would be much appreciated, if you notice them, to let me know, so I can fix them asap;
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:iconkakumei2246:
kakumei2246 Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2015
Nice....
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:icontenshi-no-hane-okami:
Tenshi-no-hane-Okami Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
That's why I watch anime, they have no idea what's going on. It's in Japanese and I can say I have read for 5 hours 
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:iconiwubchoco94:
IWubChoco94 Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
You,sir,are a genious.
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:iconredbule:
redbule Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2014  Student
haha ture
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:iconsleepinqdevils:
sleepinqdevils Featured By Owner Jun 3, 2013  Student Artist
LOL I did that once x3
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:iconchiyo-783:
Chiyo-783 Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
This is exactly what y little brother does!
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:iconcandycrab:
CandyCrab Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Life.
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:iconrstoker2017:
rstoker2017 Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2013  Student General Artist
BRILLIANCE!
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:iconikkinay667:
IKKINAY667 Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2013   Digital Artist
My dad and even my teachers at school usally tell me to read less.
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:iconyuki--star:
yuki--star Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2013
true
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:icondarkpixie650:
Darkpixie650 Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
heh ma parents tell me not to read as much! ::D
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:iconneko-mancer:
neko-mancer Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013
so true! lol
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:iconmadarauchiha7:
MadaraUchiha7 Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013   Artist
XD
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:iconcookielover17:
cookielover17 Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
i hate having the subtitles on cause all i do is read them xD
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:iconbugie158:
bugie158 Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I do that too!! :O xD
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:iconthemysterydrawer:
Themysterydrawer Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Lol...oh! And have you met my pet lama? His name is Carl
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:iconsinfulankh:
SinfulAnkh Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2013
I should try this sometime 7w7
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:icondragonbeam74686:
dragonbeam74686 Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconilovesitplz: LOL
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:iconquantuminnovator:
QuantumInnovator Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2013
This is pretty funny.
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:iconcherryjjv:
cherryjjv Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:icontruestoryplz:
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:iconwillyampax:
willyamPax Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Epic lol!!!!!!!!!
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:icondagaopump:
DaGaoPump Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2012
Lmfao!!!! GOOD ONE! xD
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:iconstarlitstables:
StarlitStables Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
i would so do this, if only TV was my problem. i have an obbsession with computers ;P
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:iconblackblood13:
blackblood13 Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
I'd so do this. But my problem is I read too much.
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:iconlozzdragon:
LozzDragon Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012
you should totally make more of this stuff they are awsome
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:iconamiga-32:
amiga-32 Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012
This one did make me laugh :)
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:iconalittlebitoffaith:
alittlebitoffaith Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2012
This is awesome! I love that
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:iconsheroukitty:
SHEROUKITTY Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012
and that's why I watch anime!!
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:iconsilverrose5:
SilverRose5 Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Student Photographer
haha cleverrr
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:iconmanly-unicorn:
manly-unicorn Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012
i hate it when the subtitles seem to have nothing to do with what they're actually saying .___.
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:iconwolf-ninja001:
Wolf-Ninja001 Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
lol!
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:iconkrasher124:
Krasher124 Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012
That's irony for me. I used to do that at a young age to strengthen my reading skills, but I eventually got used to it, and now that bothers them whenever I do leave them on. True story...
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:iconchibiotakusama:
ChibiOtakuSama Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012
this is how i watch my anime sometimes if it's in Japanese :giggle:
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:iconaugumon05:
augumon05 Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012
but why,books are awesome.
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:iconghiralink123:
Ghiralink123 Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012
beautiful.
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:iconyum-i:
Yum-i Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Well played, well played. XD
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:iconnekothebro:
Nekothebro Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
so much win right there xD
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:iconmy-lullaby123:
my-lullaby123 Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Student Artist
Ok, NOW WE ARE THE SAME!
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:iconalexisdragonstorm:
AlexisDragonStorm Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
omg xD so true!
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:iconthemfreak:
TheMFreak Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
You're solution only improved the latter part of their request. 50% is not a task completed my friend.
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:icontrollinggirl93:
TrollingGirl93 Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012
haha, hilarious xD
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:iconedgejr:
edgejr Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Student General Artist
that post gave me cancer...
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:iconmidori44:
midori44 Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Student Digital Artist
lol way to go!
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:iconunisolo:
UniSolo Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012
Well, the news is not interest me much, much less that of the TV, and the press, but it was the case previously disclosed the program concunso dinner called "Pasapalabra" THE WORD is the cula parende lot of words we do not know.
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:iconthat1otherguy0824:
that1otherguy0824 Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Nice!
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:iconunendingprettychaos:
UnendingPrettyChaos Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
xD
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:iconkovex2443:
kovex2443 Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012
And everyone wins :)
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