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Quotes #13 by Alpner Quotes #13 by Alpner
Quotes #13 | “Here I sit, broken hearted, came to shit, but only farted”

After a couple "off" weeks I'm back with a new Quotes. I got an order from a friend for more then a hundred new stickers with funny quotes on it. I changed the background, font and size from previous design. Since I got many complains how "this sh*t doesn't belong here on DA" I probably won't upload all of them, but I will post a link where you can see them...

New collection:
DA: [link]
Facebook: [link]

The old "finished" collection
DA: [link]
Facebook: [link]

About the quotes:
1.) I don't own any of the quotes in my collection (unless it's stated otherwise);
2.) Credit is given if the ORIGINAL author of the quote is known;
3.) Even if they are racist, sexist, etc. there is no offense intended; They are made strictly with entertaining purposes;
4.) I don't own any (copyrights), so you can use them however you want them;
5.) Possibly there are some grammar mistakes and it would be much appreciated, if you notice them, to let me know, so I can fix them asap;
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:iconspidertrekfan616:
SpiderTrekfan616 Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Here I sit, broken hearted, Tried to shit, but only farted, So one day, I took a chance, Tried to fart, but shit my pants.:D
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:iconraven-girl14:
raven-girl14 Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2013  Student General Artist
hahahahah! 
so true!
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:icondavid-the-thing:
David-The-Thing Featured By Owner Jun 3, 2013  Student Artist
OMG LOL xD!
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:iconkaferara:
Kaferara Featured By Owner May 27, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
"Later on, I took a chance; tried to fart and shat my pants!" End quote.
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:iconlink0227:
Link0227 Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2013
LOL! :lmao:
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:icondragonkeeper92:
DragonKeeper92 Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
lol, soooo true
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:iconkaorixnevermore:
kaoriXnevermore Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
" ..... yesterday i took the chance. tried to fart, but shit my pants."
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:iconselene344:
Selene344 Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013
I was actually crying after I read this.
I'm such a plebian. XD
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:icondark-roc:
Dark-Roc Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
lol :)))))))
soo funny =))
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:iconventuradiva:
venturadiva Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012  Professional Artisan Crafter
OMG....which came first, the dinosaurs or that joke.......
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:icontuckashura:
Tuckashura Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012  Student General Artist
Then one day I took a chance,
I tried to fart and shit my pants. xD
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:iconselene344:
Selene344 Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013
Hahahhahaha!
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:iconnexu22:
nexu22 Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2012
You know these quotes are everywhere when the same joke gets made twice XD (comment pg 13)
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:iconawesomec99:
AwesomeC99 Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:iconlooolplz:
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:iconselene344:
Selene344 Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013
XD
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:iconawesomec99:
AwesomeC99 Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
^w^
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:icontuckashura:
Tuckashura Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2012  Student General Artist
xD Yeahhh
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:iconawesomec99:
AwesomeC99 Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
X3
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:iconsunshine-usa:
Sunshine-USA Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Lol beautiful :iconrlyplz:
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:iconphthaio:
PhthaIo Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
*claps*
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:iconfaul-t-wiring:
Faul-T-Wiring Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012
Haha, my dad used to write this to test the fonts on Word.

I love these quotes!
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:iconcaramelsundae203:
caramelsundae203 Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
omg this is written on a bathroom stall at my school XD
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:iconchibi-chi4:
Chibi-chi4 Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012
:icondownarrowplz: BEWARE OF TROLL UNDER THIS POST :icondownarrowplz:
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:iconterriblysorrymiss:
TerriblySorryMiss Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012
Oh no, someone who thinks deviantArt should have art instead of crap like this?

They're definitely a troll, and not a rational person who's fed up with talentless excrement covering up the few bits of quality art that does flourish here.
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:icondeviantcorn15:
deviantcorn15 Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012
BEST CRITIQUE GIVER EVER!!!!!
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:iconterriblysorrymiss:
TerriblySorryMiss Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012
Thanks, I try. I'm glad to see someone who appreciates true effort.

You're a hero, friend.
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:icondeviantcorn15:
deviantcorn15 Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012
No seriously, he basically told me my drawings where shit instead of giving out any actual advice on improving. Clearly this shows that man knows his art!
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:iconmashcus:
MashCus Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Why can't all of you quote freaks go to a quote site, instead of dA? Let me guess, this was made in a maximum of 2 minutes? Quotes like these are like pollution for deviantart.
And if you decide to change the font again, please, PLEASE, for the sake of humanity don't pick Comic Sans.
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:iconxschutzengelx:
xSchutzengeLx Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
so deep
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:iconbrokenwills:
BrokenWills Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
That is how I feel after betraying my brothers and sisters in arms in my battle of game bosses.
I was the boss and completely slaughtered them.
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:iconalucard1475:
Alucard1475 Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012
I think it goes '' tried to ****, but only farted"
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:iconbeaksmonster:
BeaksMonster Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012
these used to be so funny and clever... just lame lately....
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:iconfunkymonkeyart:
FunkyMonkeyART Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012
ha ha that's so funny it made me ROFL literary
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:iconnicostars:
nicostars Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Professional Traditional Artist
This is what I would write on every bathroom stall that came my way. Haha, I am going to write you a note about another funny thing that I would write.
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:iconmynnimon12:
mynnimon12 Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
story of my LIFE
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:iconaretey:
Aretey Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012
Wtf xD
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:icondecompositions:
Decompositions Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Student General Artist
Day Is Made.
Thank you.
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:iconpyro-cire:
pyro-cire Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
then one day i took a chance, tried to fart and shit my pants..... XD hahaha...
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:iconrottenyellowjello:
Rottenyellowjello Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012
AHAHA this is in the green room bathroom where we put on play productions xD
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:iconsikarbi:
Sikarbi Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Phrase of EPIC FAIL.
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:icongivenheart:
GivenHeart Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I think it's more along the lines of...

Now I sit here, broken-hearted.
I tried to shit, but only farted.

It's a bit more "catchy" when it's worded that way.
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:iconskybird99:
Skybird99 Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
lol immature humor rocks. :XD:
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:iconmsyorkie:
msyorkie Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
awesome!
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:icontanookipants:
TanookiPants Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I feel like Cr1tikal said this. It sounds like something he would say.
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:iconinscynis:
inscynis Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
It took me an embarrassingly long time to get it, but then... lolololol
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:iconsky-quill:
Sky-Quill Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012
:iconfacehoofplz:
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:iconfunkybacon:
FunkyBacon Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012
I know that feel bro :iconmanhugplz:
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:iconpasithea:
Pasithea Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012
Wow. It's just so deep.
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:iconlittle--minion:
little--minion Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012
Hahaha! Love this! Totally made me chuckle. (I even read it out to my Mum who thought it was classic)
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:iconilaindar:
Ilaindar Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012
I couldn't help but laugh...a lot... xD
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