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Quotes #13 by Alpner Quotes #13 by Alpner
Quotes #13 | “Here I sit, broken hearted, came to shit, but only farted”

After a couple "off" weeks I'm back with a new Quotes. I got an order from a friend for more then a hundred new stickers with funny quotes on it. I changed the background, font and size from previous design. Since I got many complains how "this sh*t doesn't belong here on DA" I probably won't upload all of them, but I will post a link where you can see them...

New collection:
DA: [link]
Facebook: [link]

The old "finished" collection
DA: [link]
Facebook: [link]

About the quotes:
1.) I don't own any of the quotes in my collection (unless it's stated otherwise);
2.) Credit is given if the ORIGINAL author of the quote is known;
3.) Even if they are racist, sexist, etc. there is no offense intended; They are made strictly with entertaining purposes;
4.) I don't own any (copyrights), so you can use them however you want them;
5.) Possibly there are some grammar mistakes and it would be much appreciated, if you notice them, to let me know, so I can fix them asap;
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:iconraven-girl14:
raven-girl14 Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2013  Student General Artist
hahahahah! 
so true!
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:iconsunpelt100:
Sunpelt100 Featured By Owner Jun 3, 2013  Student Artist
OMG LOL xD!
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:iconkaferara:
Kaferara Featured By Owner May 27, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
"Later on, I took a chance; tried to fart and shat my pants!" End quote.
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:iconlink0227:
Link0227 Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2013
LOL! :lmao:
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:icondragonkeeper92:
DragonKeeper92 Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
lol, soooo true
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:iconkaorixnevermore:
kaoriXnevermore Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
" ..... yesterday i took the chance. tried to fart, but shit my pants."
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:iconselene344:
Selene344 Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013
I was actually crying after I read this.
I'm such a plebian. XD
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:icondark-roc:
Dark-Roc Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
lol :)))))))
soo funny =))
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:iconventuradiva:
venturadiva Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012  Professional Artisan Crafter
OMG....which came first, the dinosaurs or that joke.......
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:icontuckashura:
Tuckashura Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012  Student General Artist
Then one day I took a chance,
I tried to fart and shit my pants. xD
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