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Quotes #12 | “Computer mice are fake! Smith & Wesson: the original point and click device”

After a couple "off" weeks I'm back with a new Quotes. I got an order from a friend for more then a hundred new stickers with funny quotes on it. I changed the background, font and size from previous design. Since I got many complains how "this sh*t doesn't belong here on DA" I probably won't upload all of them, but I will post a link where you can see them...

New collection:
DA: [link]
Facebook: [link]

The old "finished" collection
DA: [link]
Facebook: [link]

About the quotes:
1.) I don't own any of the quotes in my collection (unless it's stated otherwise);
2.) Credit is given if the ORIGINAL author of the quote is known;
3.) Even if they are racist, sexist, etc. there is no offense intended; They are made strictly with entertaining purposes;
4.) I don't own any (copyrights), so you can use them however you want them;
5.) Possibly there are some grammar mistakes and it would be much appreciated, if you notice them, to let me know, so I can fix them asap;
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:iconimaginationslave:
ImaginationSlave Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I love these. It's an art to determine what's worthy of re-quoting, ignore the naysayers and keep posting all of them here please? :)
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:iconcooper6044:
cooper6044 Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012
I thought that was Colt
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:iconzakurawolfe:
ZakuraWolfe Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
YES :iconchallengeacceptedplz:
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:icondestroyah5000:
Destroyah5000 Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
NCIS anyone?
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:iconemberguard:
Emberguard Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012   General Artist
"Since I got many complains how "this sh*t doesn't belong here on DA" I probably won't upload all of them, but I will post a link where you can see them..."

I've got an idea on how to solve that, turn your quotes into art. Draw something into the background that is relavent to the quote, make the words into typography instead of plain text. Typography is an important part of digital design with the placement of words and how the words look which is an artform in itself to perfect.
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:iconalpner:
Alpner Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012  Student General Artist
I don't need "solutions", because I originally make these to print stickers, not post them online.
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:iconabellius:
abellius Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012
That requires work!!
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:icontomquovadis:
TomQuoVadis Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
How do weapons manufactured by Smith and Wesson invalidate the existence of computer mice?
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TheDrowningEarth Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012
To be fair, quite a few manufacturers predate S&W by a bit, with Beretta around since 1526. But S&W would be one of the oldest US gunmakers that is publicly traded today.
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:iconvivelaliberte:
vivelaliberte Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012
Lovely Wit
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ShadowyNight Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
This is so great xD
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:iconserget2:
serget2 Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012
tried that one, it cost me six new flatscreens and I killed the cat standing behind one of them, after that it didn't work anymore :-)
Guess I'll keep using a mouse from now on.
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:iconabellius:
abellius Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012
So, I assume you don't have a WII then?
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:icongblaine:
gblaine Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012
rofl. Thanks. I needed that.
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Nameless-please Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Thats a gun, right?
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honeycat007 Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012  Student General Artist
yup, smith and wesson manufactures guns/gun stuff/ knives/ weapons
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:iconnameless-please:
Nameless-please Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
thank you!
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:iconhoneycat007:
honeycat007 Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012  Student General Artist
you're welcome.
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:iconmidori44:
midori44 Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012  Student Digital Artist
I don't get it...
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:iconjohnnyhedgehog1992:
JohnnyHedgehog1992 Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012
Smith & Wesson is a gun company if not mistaken.

So you might understand the "point and click" with one.
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:iconmidori44:
midori44 Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012  Student Digital Artist
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I feel -so- stupid now~
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:iconjohnnyhedgehog1992:
JohnnyHedgehog1992 Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012
nah, it was hard for me too...

If I didn't play Resident Evil games, I'd be as clueless as you.
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:iconmidori44:
midori44 Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012  Student Digital Artist
lol yea I just don't know a lot about guns and gun companies and that kind of stuff...
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:iconjohnnyhedgehog1992:
JohnnyHedgehog1992 Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012
There's always something we don't know...

It's normal.
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:iconmidori44:
midori44 Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012  Student Digital Artist
yea I know but still :P
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:iconjohnnyhedgehog1992:
JohnnyHedgehog1992 Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012
Yep.
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DutchAngel96 Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012
Haha xD
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