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Quotes #10 | “We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police”

After a couple "off" weeks I'm back with a new Quotes. I got an order from a friend for more then a hundred new stickers with funny quotes on it. I changed the background, font and size from previous design. Since I got many complains how "this sh*t doesn't belong here on DA" I probably won't upload all of them, but I will post a link where you can see them...

New collection:
DA: [link]
Facebook: [link]

The old "finished" collection
DA: [link]
Facebook: [link]

About the quotes:
1.) I don't own any of the quotes in my collection (unless it's stated otherwise);
2.) Credit is given if the ORIGINAL author of the quote is known;
3.) Even if they are racist, sexist, etc. there is no offense intended; They are made strictly with entertaining purposes;
4.) I don't own any (copyrights), so you can use them however you want them;
5.) Possibly there are some grammar mistakes and it would be much appreciated, if you notice them, to let me know, so I can fix them asap;
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:iconthief-in-darkness:
Thief-in-darkness Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2015  Student Writer
It does
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:iconkakumei2246:
kakumei2246 Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2015
So sad yet so true....
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:iconzortharg:
zortharg Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2014
Very true. I called 911 once. It took them 40 minutes. FORTY.
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:iconredandwhitetigers:
RedandWhiteTigers Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2013
That's why we have the second amendment. 
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:iconzortharg:
zortharg Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2014
Of course, because it's better to be attacked by armed assailants who have plenty of time to get away with shooting you in 5 seconds than punching you for 10 minutes until you lose consciousness. Because we all know you're not going to have time to point YOUR weapon which isn't ready at your assailant.
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:iconcursedcandyjunkie524:
CursedCandyJunkie524 Featured By Owner May 30, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
XD
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:iconyoutubefreak503:
youtubefreak503 Featured By Owner May 14, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
The wonderful fact about America.
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:iconmyrethy:
Myrethy Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
So true... it's sad.
Police aren't for stopping crime, they're for cleaning up the mess left over.
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:iconrainbowsquish:
RainbowSquish Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
i hate how correct that quote is.
Fuck you America
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:iconkazumi-u:
Kazumi-U Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2013
Nice to know I'll Have time to eat before I run :D
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:iconkindpyralguy:
kindpyralguy Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2013
That's okay. I don't mind :)
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:iconnononolittlejimmy:
nononoLittleJimmy Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Ah America~
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:iconkalisty-memzic:
Kalisty-MeMzic Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013  Student Artist
sadly that's probably true
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:iconpaladinmagnus:
PaladinMagnus Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013
So fucking true! XD
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:iconmadarauchiha7:
MadaraUchiha7 Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013   Artist
so damn true
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:iconwolf-ninja001:
Wolf-Ninja001 Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
=D
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:iconeradrom:
Eradrom Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013  Professional General Artist
true
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:iconwormandaduck:
WormandaDuck Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012  Student Writer
Solution: have 911 redirect to the nearest pizzeria.
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:iconcherryjjv:
cherryjjv Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
It's so sad ;~;

like pizza's gonna save our life.
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:icondagaopump:
DaGaoPump Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2012
Hahahahahahahaha Hahahahahahahaha!!!! :iconyesvictoryplz:
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:iconcatfreak16:
catfreak16 Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
LOLLLLSSSSSSSS
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:iconlozzdragon:
LozzDragon Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2012
OMG I LAUGH MY HEAD OFF CAUSE THE QOUTES U MAKE ARE HILARIOUS SERIOUSLY DUDE MAKE MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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:icon0101cheche1010:
0101Cheche1010 Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
This is so true!!! XD
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:iconfracturer:
Fracturer Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
true, but thats because i live nearby an pizzahut
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:iconkrasher124:
Krasher124 Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012
I live in the hood', the pizzamen con you of their money, and the police show up to your house a week later than planned...that's life for me.
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:iconr-rei:
R-REI Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012   Digital Artist
exactly. maybe the pizza people should be armed now. they'll have 2 jobs in one
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:iconbakagohome:
bakagohome Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
YES. XDDDDDDDDDDDD
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:icona-man-named-frank:
a-Man-Named-Frank Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2012
That's why my phone stays in the jack. I call on Mr. 10mm instead.
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:iconinnocentlittlewolf:
InnocentLittleWolf Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
This is true. (I know first hand XD)
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:iconleighad:
LeighAD Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012
Seeing as their is a place for typography/text-based imagery, I can't see why people have a problem with these. Plus, it's funny. Screw them.
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:iconsquirblepip:
SquirblePip Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012
What was in that pizza...? O_o
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:iconalice0227:
alice0227 Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012  Student
True.
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:iconmisakinuyasaka:
MisakiNuyasaka Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012
It's so true XD
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:iconyuihime:
YuiHime Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012
There was a series of radio commercials for a sandwich shop (Jimmy John's) where the owner of a burning house ordered a bunch of sandwiches and got the delivery drivers to help him put out the fire before the firemen arrived (then gave the firemen the sandwiches).
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:iconmetatality:
Metatality Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012  Student Digital Artist
Be fair, which would you prefer?
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:iconblaze-drag:
Blaze-Drag Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012
We also live in a society where you want Pizza more often than the Police.
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:iconoovalkyrie:
ooValkyrie Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
Lol that's true where I live :D
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:iconk-haza:
K-haza Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Depends where you live.
Also, make your own quotes. If you have something interesting to say, then say it. Make up your own font. Use some styling.

Typography is much more than just text.
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:iconthecrazyandinsane:
TheCrazyandInsane Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012
For us Americans, anyway, not too sure about how Europe's doing...
... ^^|||
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:iconrinkinkeen:
Rinkinkeen Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
"I got many complaints about how 'this shit doesn't belong here on DA...' "

Good. I've seen this quote like a million times in the past year. It doesn't need to be re-posted any more. :|
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:iconyahaira-h:
Yahaira-H Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
our world...
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:iconom-nom-kitteh:
Om-nom-Kitteh Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012
So, let me get this straight... in essence what you're asking for is to live in a police state?! Because what I totally want is for armed police to be able to get to me, in any given area, in half an hour or less... if not can I have my freedom back?
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:iconleighad:
LeighAD Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012
Actually it never explicitly states whether this is good or bad. Besides, the quote is most likely talking about when you are in trouble and want the police to save you, in which case thirty minutes gives the armed gunman or crazed serial killer plenty of time to kill, maim, assault, or rob you. An effective police force is not the only requirement to make a government a police state.
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:iconderekprospero:
DerekProspero Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012
Huh? What?

... Huh?
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:icondetakohime:
Detakohime Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012
Oh well, we can always count on pizza lol
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:iconfarelle:
Farelle Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
soooo true
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:iconkarabasik17:
karabasik17 Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012  Student Writer
Sad, but true.
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:iconzodiark619:
zodiark619 Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012
Haha, that is so true!
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:iconsouthstar:
southstar Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012
Then i support delivery boys carrying guns and first aid kits.
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