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Quotes #10 by Alpner Quotes #10 by Alpner
Quotes #10 | “We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police”

After a couple "off" weeks I'm back with a new Quotes. I got an order from a friend for more then a hundred new stickers with funny quotes on it. I changed the background, font and size from previous design. Since I got many complains how "this sh*t doesn't belong here on DA" I probably won't upload all of them, but I will post a link where you can see them...

New collection:
DA: [link]
Facebook: [link]

The old "finished" collection
DA: [link]
Facebook: [link]

About the quotes:
1.) I don't own any of the quotes in my collection (unless it's stated otherwise);
2.) Credit is given if the ORIGINAL author of the quote is known;
3.) Even if they are racist, sexist, etc. there is no offense intended; They are made strictly with entertaining purposes;
4.) I don't own any (copyrights), so you can use them however you want them;
5.) Possibly there are some grammar mistakes and it would be much appreciated, if you notice them, to let me know, so I can fix them asap;
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:iconzortharg:
zortharg Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2014
Very true. I called 911 once. It took them 40 minutes. FORTY.
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:iconredandwhitetigers:
RedandWhiteTigers Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2013
That's why we have the second amendment. 
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:iconzortharg:
zortharg Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2014
Of course, because it's better to be attacked by armed assailants who have plenty of time to get away with shooting you in 5 seconds than punching you for 10 minutes until you lose consciousness. Because we all know you're not going to have time to point YOUR weapon which isn't ready at your assailant.
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CursedCandyJunkie524 Featured By Owner May 30, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
XD
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:iconyoutubefreak503:
youtubefreak503 Featured By Owner May 14, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
The wonderful fact about America.
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:iconmyrethy:
Myrethy Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
So true... it's sad.
Police aren't for stopping crime, they're for cleaning up the mess left over.
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RainbowSquish Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
i hate how correct that quote is.
Fuck you America
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:iconkazumi-u:
Kazumi-U Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2013
Nice to know I'll Have time to eat before I run :D
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:iconkindpyralguy:
kindpyralguy Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2013
That's okay. I don't mind :)
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:iconnononolittlejimmy:
nononoLittleJimmy Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Ah America~
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