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Quotes #1 by Alpner Quotes #1 by Alpner
Quotes #1 | Dear auto-correct, please stop changing my rude words into nice ones. You piece of shut!

After a couple "off" weeks I'm back with a new Quotes. I got an order from a friend for more then a hundred new stickers with funny quotes on it. I changed the background, font and size from previous design. Since I got many complains how "this sh*t doesn't belong here on DA" I probably won't upload all of them, but I will post a link where you can see them...

New collection:
DA: [link]
...more links and quotes will be added soon...

The old "finished" collection
DA: [link]
Facebook: [link]

About the quotes:
1.) I don't own any of the quotes in my collection (unless it's stated otherwise);
2.) Credit is given if the ORIGINAL author of the quote is known;
3.) Even if they are racist, sexist, etc. there is no offense intended; They are made strictly with entertaining purposes;
4.) I don't own any (copyrights), so you can use them however you want them;
5.) Possibly there are some grammar mistakes and it would be much appreciated, if you notice them, to let me know, so I can fix them asap;
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:iconanimelover246810:
animelover246810 Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2015  New member
Lol
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:iconryan2315:
Ryan2315 Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2014
What the duck
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:iconsonicthehedgehog1345:
sonicthehedgehog1345 Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2014   Artist
lol nice
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:iconmidn1ghtcat:
Midn1ghtcat Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2013
ROFL
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:iconraven-girl14:
raven-girl14 Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2013  Student General Artist
Don't you fudging hat that?
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:iconshesnevercomingback:
ShesNeverComingBack Featured By Owner May 11, 2013
I fucken hate it when it does that
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:iconshadowrx:
ShadowRx Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
This reminds me of waay too many fights with g**gle's search engine. After about the fourth attempt to find relevant results I find myself resorting to using the search box to express how I really feel about their engine.
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:iconinusora123:
inusora123 Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2013
lolz
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:iconkeyblade0:
Keyblade0 Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2013
Lol, this made my day!
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:iconindescribablyme:
IndescribablyMe Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
lol I love getting texts and messages from people. ESPECIALLY when that happens!!
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:icontotal-egal:
Total-egal Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2013
hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
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:icondarkpixie650:
Darkpixie650 Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Auto-correct can go to he'll!!!CX
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:iconroller323:
roller323 Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2013
Dat auto correct
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:icondoggyblade:
Doggyblade Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013
Lolz autocorrect is so annoying
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:iconsugarrcane:
SugarrCane Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013
My iPad is annoying
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:iconqueenlmno:
queenlmno Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2013
That is too funny
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:icondelicatestrength:
Delicatestrength Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:lmao:
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:iconextremecombustion:
ExtremeCombustion Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Student Digital Artist
This has happened to me too many times. And I don't like ducks...
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:iconstalkerforhire04:
StalkerForHire04 Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2012
Me gusta!
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:icondagaopump:
DaGaoPump Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2012
Haha!!! >w<
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:iconantrb:
AntrB Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Ha! Piece of shut. That's hilarious.
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:iconfadedromeo:
fadedromeo Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2012
My current wallpaper lol. Great work
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:iconwolfi455:
Wolfi455 Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Looka at all the ducks I give!
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:iconcroix-de-trefle:
Croix-de-Trefle Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
So true!
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:iconwolf-ninja001:
Wolf-Ninja001 Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
lol!
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:iconspiralwillow:
SpiralWillow Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012  Student General Artist
YES! I'm not the only one that happens to!
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:iconsashajor:
SashaJor Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012  Professional General Artist
Honestly, that's soo annoying...
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:iconbleachrox95:
Bleachrox95 Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Student Artist
I Ducking Agree
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:iconcutiebat99:
Cutiebat99 Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
So do I. Those titches.
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:iconbleachrox95:
Bleachrox95 Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012  Student Artist
Motherforklifts! Stop correcting my bad words punts!
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:iconcutiebat99:
Cutiebat99 Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUDGE!!!
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:iconbleachrox95:
Bleachrox95 Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012  Student Artist
mother puckers of cell go duck yourself, stop correcting my bad words its complete bull shut!!
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:iconwhatrusingin:
Whatrusingin Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
hahaha, and this is where adding the words to your phone's dictionary comes in. Why are people missing the brain cells to think of that? (it's been around for years, seriously)
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:icondeamonshadowofdeath:
deamonshadowofdeath Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012
*some where
*to get
*stickers
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:iconalpner:
Alpner Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012  Student General Artist
Not yet.
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:iconskyhightrain:
skyhightrain Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
Create a RedBubble account. You can sell stickers there. :)
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:iconalpner:
Alpner Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012  Student General Artist
Tnx. I'll check it out.
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:icondeamonshadowofdeath:
deamonshadowofdeath Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012
is there somwhere toget sticker of these quotes
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:iconsabahkarim:
sabahkarim Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2012
Lol your quotes always make me laugh!!! :D
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:iconcherryjjv:
cherryjjv Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:rofl:
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:iconiskrena:
Iskrena Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2012
:D Hahahaha! Lovely!
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:iconbakagohome:
bakagohome Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I prefer v1 :p
but XDDDDDDD
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:iconsplatter789:
splatter789 Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
So true! Auto-correct is a TOTAL peice of clap!
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:iconrilguia:
Rilguia Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012  Student General Artist
OMG :rofl: I would like to meet you in person XD
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:iconlarrygandalfp:
Larrygandalfp Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Auto-correct is a piece of crop!!
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:iconm-ichihara1594:
M-Ichihara1594 Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
So true. Puck you auto-correct!
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:iconrighteoushrosh:
righteoushrosh Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Autocorrect can go straight to he'll
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:iconpiggy353:
piggy353 Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012
hahahahaha!!
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:iconsaikotsunami:
Saikotsunami Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012
I wish I had autocorrect for my handwriting.

I wrote, "shots at the pharmacy, 50 points." Everyone else read "Sluts at the pharmacy"

but yeah, autocorrect can be such a paint sometimes....
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:iconmarkthegr8:
MarkTheGr8 Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
You can get shots at the pharmacy too?? :D
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