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Quote #99 by Alpner Quote #99 by Alpner
I do not own any of the quotes in my collection. Most of them were found on the web and I only pick the best out of them. I made these (800x600) images, to print out little entertaining stickers, with minimalistic approach - that's why there is no background.

Because of huge positive feedback among my friends I uploaded them to various sites and here on DA they quickly became huge "hit". I do not consider this as art, but I get more and more requests everyday so I will keep uploading them.

Some of them are just pure fun, some racist or sexually offensive, maybe both, and occasionally with really poor grammar, for which I deeply apologize - please correct me! I will do my best. My intention here is just to make you smile, and nothing more. Hope you like them, but if you don't I don't care... :P

I don't have anything against sharing them, you can use it where you want, whenever you want. The only "copyright" here is the whole collection, not the single quotes. Enjoy!
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:iconunholypens:
UnholyPens Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2015  Student Writer
You know, I'm not sure whether or not I should show this to one of my friends who is a girl. XD
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:iconnocturnalsilverwolf:
Nocturnalsilverwolf Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2013
LOL
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:iconstalkerforhire04:
StalkerForHire04 Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2012
I think it would be "men"
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:iconjynxychan:
JynxyChan Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2012
It's so sad that I'm a woman and I find this hilarious ^.^
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:iconveganrebel:
VeganREbel Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012
and lesbians? And bises?
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:icontwocool935:
Twocool935 Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2012  Student Artist
That's not true………...............
Okay, yes it is.
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:iconrxethecreature10:
Rxethecreature10 Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2012  Student Artist
Wow, just goes to show that the person that wrote this is an idiot. It's either 'a man' or 'men.'
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:iconzombiesfan2012:
Zombiesfan2012 Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
oh, and I suppose you've never made a little spelling mistake? I guess you're just one of those stuck up jerks who think they're perfect and cool when they're really just assholes...
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:iconrxethecreature10:
Rxethecreature10 Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2012  Student Artist
First of all, I am one of the most pleasant people that you can be around. I don't know how many people told me that yesterday.
Second of all, I was mocking the qoute because it offended me.
I'm far from an asshole, sweetie pie.
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:iconzombiesfan2012:
Zombiesfan2012 Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
pfff, Arrogant much?
And if it offended you leave it alone and find something else.
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:iconrxethecreature10:
Rxethecreature10 Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2012  Student Artist
No, I'm not arrogant. I just don't like you.
There's this thing called Freedom of Speech.
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:iconvrupatel:
vrupatel Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
Was just about to say that. You beat me by three hours.
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:iconrxethecreature10:
Rxethecreature10 Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2012  Student Artist
Well, I commend you for being the only other person to point that out.
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:iconmyyourryn:
Myyourryn Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2012
Personally, no. But I'm sure it turns on some poor soul out there. You never know.
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:iconsedo-fun:
Sedo-fun Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
*rollseyes* can't believe boobs are compared to puppies
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:iconmyyourryn:
Myyourryn Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2012
I can. Especially since there's so many nicknames for boobs. lol
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:iconsedo-fun:
Sedo-fun Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
yeah but puppies?! srsly, does that turn you on?
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:iconvaigay158:
VaiGay158 Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2012
cant stop laughing :))
Its awesome.
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:iconcrater14x:
Crater14X Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2012  Student Digital Artist
True History.
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:iconlaughingheron:
LaughingHeron Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
My husband totally agrees with this one, lol!
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:iconprof-stein:
Prof-Stein Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
So, so true. ^.^
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:iconxxsilvixx:
XxsilvixX Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
What the heck hahaha LOL XD
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:iconbakagohome:
bakagohome Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
lol that explains it.
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:icontwocool935:
Twocool935 Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2012  Student Artist
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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:iconsekrain:
Sekrain Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
lol... you made my day
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:iconakuru-kougasaki:
Akuru-Kougasaki Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2012
I do agree on that one, my good sir.
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:iconthenicecommenter:
TheNiceCommenter Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2012
Hilarious
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:iconheaven-is-lonely:
heaven-is-lonely Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2012  Student General Artist
What the heck?! lololololol...
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:iconswinbop:
Swinbop Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Indeed
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:iconmilasery:
Milasery Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
haha =D
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:iconaugumon05:
augumon05 Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2012
great explanation of why we guys do that.
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:iconkatrystolo:
Katrystolo Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Oh, so very true...
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:iconnekoninja13:
NekoNinja13 Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2012
lolololololololololololoolololol
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