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Quote #98 by Alpner Quote #98 by Alpner
I do not own any of the quotes in my collection. Most of them were found on the web and I only pick the best out of them. I made these (800x600) images, to print out little entertaining stickers, with minimalistic approach - that's why there is no background.

Because of huge positive feedback among my friends I uploaded them to various sites and here on DA they quickly became huge "hit". I do not consider this as art, but I get more and more requests everyday so I will keep uploading them.

Some of them are just pure fun, some racist or sexually offensive, maybe both, and occasionally with really poor grammar, for which I deeply apologize - please correct me! I will do my best. My intention here is just to make you smile, and nothing more. Hope you like them, but if you don't I don't care... :P

I don't have anything against sharing them, you can use it where you want, whenever you want. The only "copyright" here is the whole collection, not the single quotes. Enjoy!
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:iconluc-k-y:
luc-k-y Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2014  Student General Artist
true
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:iconmidn1ghtcat:
Midn1ghtcat Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2014
so true
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:iconshelonami:
shelonami Featured By Owner May 3, 2013
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:iconpinctraeth:
pinctraeth Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2013  Student Artist
Well I love coffee so that means I love people? Sounds like me
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:iconwolf-ninja001:
Wolf-Ninja001 Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
thats me!
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:icone11e-k:
e11e-k Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013
oh i really like this one..
probably says a lot about me
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:iconphilosophicnature:
PhilosophicNature Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2013   General Artist
...I like my coffee as a table spoon full in a cup (or two) of milk. With loads of sugar/honey to sweeten it.
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:iconstalkerforhire04:
StalkerForHire04 Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2012
Thank you for finally giving me a way to state that.
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:iconthecheeseburger:
TheCheeseburger Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
So true. :)
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:iconnamlessgirly:
namlessgirly Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Exactly
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:icontheremarkablyvicious:
TheRemarkablyVicious Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
.. Yes.
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:iconsapphire-bahamut:
Sapphire-Bahamut Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2012  Student General Artist
I don't like coffee! :D

...don't like tea either. *mobbed on the street*
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:iconqueenyleach:
QueenyLeAcH Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2012
People are better when they're faceless and typing words back. That way, when you're done talking to them, you just hit the "Offline" switch.
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:iconmusicismylife7:
MusicIsMyLife7 Featured By Owner Oct 28, 2012  Student Artist
I'm the same! :D
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:iconhathe4:
Hathe4 Featured By Owner Oct 26, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
I lol'd :)
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:iconwoobak:
Woobak Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2012  Student Digital Artist
Worse thing I ever tasted, How do people drink that! I mean it smells good but it tastes HORRABLE! No matter how much sugar you put in it...
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:iconmichealjohnsenkiw:
MichealJohnSenkiw Featured By Owner Sep 19, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
asshoe
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:iconaaammmsterdddam:
aaammmsterdddam Featured By Owner Sep 19, 2012
Correction:
I like people how I like sugar in my coffee, I don't like sugar in my coffee.
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:iconglustora:
glustora Featured By Owner Sep 18, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Omg, i laughed so hard loool. Epicness
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:iconicetree13:
icetree13 Featured By Owner Sep 18, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
That is so true! I hate coffee, it's so bitter just like a lot of other people out in the world.
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:iconr3t4rd:
r3t4rd Featured By Owner Sep 18, 2012
I like my people how I like my coffee. Non-existent.
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:iconqudrat:
qudrat Featured By Owner Sep 18, 2012
This is too emo
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:iconkucyponek:
kucyponek Featured By Owner Sep 18, 2012
I like people how I like my coffee. Not black.
Shit, that sounded wrong.
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:iconsimoneheld:
simoneheld Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2012
I don't get it... :confused:
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:iconsollux-mage:
Sollux-Mage Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
it basically means, "I don't like people."
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:iconsimoneheld:
simoneheld Featured By Owner Sep 18, 2012
I see, thanks :)
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:iconaaronmoxxley:
aaronmoxxley Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
If you don't like coffee then why would you possess some? You can't not like people if you never try them.
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:iconfonzzz002:
Fonzzz002 Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2012
To be honest I'm very shocked and disappointed because of this quote. It's not necessarily the quote but the fact that it became so popular on DA.
Randomly blurring out you don't like people isn't something to be proud of at all. So why do so many people act like it is? Maybe people say it because of bad experiences or something similar with others. These kinds of thing just increase blindly judging others.
I don't see the joke because I don't recognize the message in any kind of way.
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splatter789 Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Hmm... No one else seems to be acting like this. Could you tell me why you still proceeded to make yourself look like an idiot on the internet?
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:iconfonzzz002:
Fonzzz002 Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2012
Uuhh yes they do.. If you paid any kind of attention that is. Why would you say that? Start reading the comment instead of acting like an idiot yourself.
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:iconfonzzz002:
Fonzzz002 Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2012
What do you mean "proceed"? I only said once how I felt about the quote. No means to repeat the statement
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:iconkastoruz:
Kastoruz Featured By Owner Sep 13, 2012  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
But I like coffee :p
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:icona-moonlit-melody:
A-Moonlit-Melody Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2012  Student General Artist
Quite.
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:iconunendingprettychaos:
UnendingPrettyChaos Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
This is so much like me =D
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:iconlamiahearts:
LamiaHearts Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2012
lol XD
This took me by surprise!
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:iconlunnai:
lunnai Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Shared on Tumblr. ^^
[link]
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