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I do not own any of the quotes in my collection. Most of them were found on the web and I only pick the best out of them. I made these (800x600) images, to print out little entertaining stickers, with minimalistic approach - that's why there is no background.

Because of huge positive feedback among my friends I uploaded them to various sites and here on DA they quickly became huge "hit". I do not consider this as art, but I get more and more requests everyday so I will keep uploading them.

Some of them are just pure fun, some racist or sexually offensive, maybe both, and occasionally with really poor grammar, for which I deeply apologize - please correct me! I will do my best. My intention here is just to make you smile, and nothing more. Hope you like them, but if you don't I don't care... :P

I don't have anything against sharing them, you can use it where you want, whenever you want. The only "copyright" here is the whole collection, not the single quotes. Enjoy!
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:iconshaynah1:
shaynah1 Featured By Owner May 11, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Math is so easy tho Confused 
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:iconmerideim:
Merideim Featured By Owner Aug 3, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Yep, that's my life at school. And math tutoring. And at home when doing my homework. 
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:iconguienvere137:
Guienvere137 Featured By Owner May 25, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
lol
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:iconjenni666:
Jenni666 Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2013
me neither.
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:iconrstoker2017:
rstoker2017 Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2013  Student General Artist
funny, cuz i DO know that feeling. xD
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:iconvf1234:
vf1234 Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2013
i out smarted my teachers every time
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:icondarkpixie650:
Darkpixie650 Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
heh true
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:icon8mery8:
8Mery8 Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2013  Hobbyist
Yeah, but I still can't understand all of Math xD
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:iconmadarauchiha7:
MadaraUchiha7 Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013   Artist
XD
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:iconbrushogen:
Brushogen Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013
This is my entire math career summarized in one line
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:iconzalehard13:
Zalehard13 Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Student General Artist
I will never know this feeling...;u;
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:iconjedijoren:
jedijoren Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012   Digital Artist
I'm in advanced math so.... yeah.
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:iconmusicismylife7:
MusicIsMyLife7 Featured By Owner Oct 29, 2012  Student Artist
No I don't XD I SUCK at math.
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:iconjordanlynch:
jordanlynch Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
My life :P
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:iconxmoonlightspade:
xMoonlightSpade Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2012  Hobbyist Filmographer
story of my life in algebra.. ._.
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:iconkmtwiddley-wings:
KMTwiddley-Wings Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2012
Agreed. I got a 36 on the 7th grade mid-term. Call that the most epic fail and epic attack bt mother.
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:iconlirema:
Lirema Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2012
And yet I'm still ahead of my friends when it comes to math...:invisible:
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:iconannepeck:
AnnePeck Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
this is why I studied History in college
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:iconfullmoonhowler123:
FullMoonHowler123 Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
ugh my life described in 12 words i mean 13
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:iconafess:
Afess Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2012  Student General Artist
Nope, I understand it quite well so I do know that awesome feeling (:
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:iconlilmissmadness101:
LiLMissMadness101 Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
HaHa, How I feel everyday of my life...I'm 17 -_-.
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:icondennydewdrop:
DennyDewdrop Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Story of my life!
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:iconballwon1:
ballwon1 Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2012
lol I'm in eighth grade math... I'm in seventh grade. I'm so happy!
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:iconsedo-fun:
Sedo-fun Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Id agree with this a 100% if I was still 14, with 15 I finally started to understand a little.
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:iconkarisa108:
Karisa108 Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2012  Hobbyist
the thirteen words of my life
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:iconkarabasik17:
karabasik17 Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2012  Student Writer
For me is the same, but with physics.
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:iconjohnnyhedgehog1992:
JohnnyHedgehog1992 Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2012
I only understand half math...
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:iconlippincottart00:
lippincottart00 Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
that's should be my quote!!! im serious i'm 13 and a half i cant devide... well...
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:iconsilver-rainbow-kitty:
I'm terrible at math because my math teacher is horrible. XD
I'm glad she's gone now, so I have a different math teacher. :)
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:iconj-styles75:
J-Styles75 Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2012
thats awesome!
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:iconnikicasp:
nikicasp Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2012
Story of my life, seriously.
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:icontoadisrules:
ToadisRules Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2012
Nice one!
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:iconmy5tic-lali:
My5tic-Lali Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
haha lol, i can so sympathise with this. There is no understanding math
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:iconi-am-always-awesome:
i-AM-always-AWESOME Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2012  Student General Artist
I remember when it used to be 2 2 and then all these letters and theorems got involved.
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:iconferrumpenna:
FerrumPenna Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2012  Student Digital Artist
I knew that I wasn't the only one!! xD
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:iconthe-angel-of-cutes:
the-angel-of-cutes Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
:D lol
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:iconpolenya:
polenya Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
math, the only subject why my repord card turnes to crap
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:iconfaolinfalalay:
faolinfalalay Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2012  Student Digital Artist
i'm get the highest grades in math out of all of my classes yet math will never cease to bore me to death. oh the irony.
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:iconinstantrain:
INSTANTrain Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Me neither, I will never understand it... Too bad :-)
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:iconfluffy1907:
Fluffy1907 Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
me neither... yay :)
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:iconcolbatros:
Colbatros Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2012  Student Writer
God damnit, this isn't Tumblr, when will people finally get that?
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:iconbatmanwithbunnyears:
BatmanWithBunnyEars Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2012   General Artist
:iconthisplz:
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:iconzephyrthedragonlord:
ZephyrTheDragonlord Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
sad thing is... i understand many different kinds of math... but i absolutely hate calculating math stuff...
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:iconmarybugs:
Marybugs Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2012  Hobbyist
I will never understand math, it sucks
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:iconharumikanaka:
harumikanaka Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Story of my life.
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:icond-trik:
D-TRiK Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Yea i suck at math too
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:iconjunco9:
Junco9 Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2012
Ok, funny quote and everything, but if it's not yours and you "do not consider this as art", why do you post it on an art site? I'm just wondering - aren't there other sites where stuff like this would be more appropriate than here?
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:iconnikikt:
nikikt Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
OH MAH GAWD. I need this so badly. It needs to be a t-shirt.
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:iconmewrishu:
MewRishu Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2012
That's a cool idea actually :D
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:iconizzime1980:
Izzime1980 Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2012
I love you for posting this one.
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