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I do not own any of the quotes in my collection. Most of them were found on the web and I only pick the best out of them. I made these (800x600) images, to print out little entertaining stickers, with minimalistic approach - that's why there is no background.

Because of huge positive feedback among my friends I uploaded them to various sites and here on DA they quickly became huge "hit". I do not consider this as art, but I get more and more requests everyday so I will keep uploading them.

Some of them are just pure fun, some racist or sexually offensive, maybe both, and occasionally with really poor grammar, for which I deeply apologize - please correct me! I will do my best. My intention here is just to make you smile, and nothing more. Hope you like them, but if you don't I don't care... :P

I don't have anything against sharing them, you can use it where you want, whenever you want. The only "copyright" here is the whole collection, not the single quotes. Enjoy!
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:iconkampy:
Kampy Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2013
That's from the Simpsons I think.
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:iconshinigami-shisan:
Shinigami-shisan Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I'm a vegetarian...
A cannibal Vegetarian...
I EAT VEGETARIANS
(No really, I can't stand any meal without some meat in it. No meat, too plain D:)
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:iconmatthieulacrosse:
MatthieuLacrosse Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2013
Even things like ice cream or smoothies?
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:iconshinigami-shisan:
Shinigami-shisan Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I said meal... :|
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:iconspiritgh0st:
spiritgh0st Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2013
any chance your related to chie?
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:iconmadarauchiha7:
MadaraUchiha7 Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013   Artist
XD SO TRUE
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:iconphilosophicnature:
PhilosophicNature Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2013   General Artist
Carnivore. Because you kill something with every breath you f-cking breathe. Why not enjoy it?
(Hands off my bacon! Get your own steak!)
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:icondarklightpainter:
DARKLiGHTPAiNTER Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012
i'm a vegetarian,often meateater vegetarian :D
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:iconveganrebel:
VeganREbel Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012
More like... disgusting.......
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:iconsilverthornofagirl:
silverthornofagirl Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
i just read the words spoken by Jesus
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:iconthe-darkwolf:
The-Darkwolf Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2012
...A. F***in'. men..... :D :rofl:
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:iconrebecca14905:
Rebecca14905 Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2012  Student Writer
is it wrong that i'm a vegetarian
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:iconjohnz117:
JohnZ117 Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2015
Yes.  If not in a moral fashion, than at least in a 2+2=dandelion sort-of way.  And, yes, you are that wrong.
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:iconrollinlol95:
Rollinlol95 Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
Are you perhaps dying because you're a vegetarian? Don't think so...
Eat what you want to eat, do what you want to do, you're free, man ;)
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:iconeeveerulez23:
eeveerulez23 Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2012
how in any way would it be wrong? unless some carnivore jack*** came along, you're fine.
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:iconpeppermint-petty:
peppermint-petty Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2012  Student General Artist
I believe I heard that in The Simpsons...
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:iconprussiancrimsonheart:
Mhmmmmm...
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:iconkitsune-of-awesome:
Kitsune-of-Awesome Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Hey is this from the Newgrounds game, "Meat Boy"? I could've sworn it was...
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:iconalpner:
Alpner Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2012  Student General Artist
I don't know. I found it on a guy's t-shirt, while walking through my hometown.
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:iconmy5tic-lali:
My5tic-Lali Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
ha lol!
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:iconmastercatshalafi:
MastercatShalafi Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2012
misreaded 'toasty'
..damn Mortal Kombat, y u so addictive?
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:iconhachi-fusami:
Hachi-Fusami Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Lol.
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:iconagentbabycakes:
AgentBabycakes Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
I'm a vegetarian and I laughed.
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:iconcelestial-moon-fire:
Celestial-moon-fire Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2012
Sadly, I hate the taste of most ways to prepare meat xD However, chicken and caper sauce is pretty tasty murder...

And country fried steak is even tastier murder.

*sobs* WHY DID I WANT TO BE HEALTHY? I need to find me an unprocessed cow so I can enjoy some tasty country fried murder again xD
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:iconaugumon05:
augumon05 Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2012
just remember. there is no real substitute for the protein gotten for meat so all vegetarians can go eat their lettuce and grow weaker while we become stronger and thus survive more easily.
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:icondr-royal:
Dr-royal Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Meat does give us protein but there are other things you can eat that gives it to you that doesnt have to be meat to make you strong
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:iconcelestial-moon-fire:
Celestial-moon-fire Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2012
Don't go too hard on the red meat .w. Digestion says no, but the taste buds say yes.

xD
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:iconaugumon05:
augumon05 Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2012
not much choice due to income though. mostly my meat is porkchops or ground beef.
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:iconcelestial-moon-fire:
Celestial-moon-fire Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2012
Well, if all else fails, you can always become a professional chicken thief xD
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:iconaugumon05:
augumon05 Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2012
to be truthful i don't care for chicken unless it is boneless.
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:iconanselmblackheart:
AnselmBlackheart Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2012
If this is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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:icongame-zone:
Game-Zone Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Animals are people too, but I'd try human--they are the same; Ignorant people tend to look over this point. I'd eat the piece of sh*t variety of humans, it'd feel good while they dissolve in my belly.
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:iconkalez:
kalez Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2012  Professional Writer
Delicious murder. Rare please.
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:iconsoleospace:
Soleospace Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2012  Student General Artist
:iconobjectionplz:
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:iconuoombakawarrior:
uoombakawarrior Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2012  Student
Yet again you brighten my evening. This cute I'm tempted to go to a vegetarian and say this. Oh so funny
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:iconrendezvous2279:
Rendezvous2279 Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
This part-time vegetarian agrees!
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:iconforeignbutterfly:
ForeignButterfly Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2012
yes
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:icondarthsnivachu:
DarthSnivachu Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Funnily enough, this was a stamp, right here on dA.
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:iconscarlettbeauty:
ScarlettBeauty Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
lmfaooo i couldn't agree more my friend :D
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:iconumiokami:
UmiOkami Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Vegetarianism is murder too XD plants r living beings too
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:iconsmrish:
smrish Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2012
lol, in middle school i decided to go vegetarian... the next day at lunch they had steak, so i gave up on pretty quick
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:iconaya-wavedancer:
Aya-Wavedancer Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2012
I ate to Fogo de Chao yesterday, this statement is quite, quite correct. :D
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:icontahatan:
Tahatan Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2012
There is no place better to prove that statement than Fogo do Chão :hooray:
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:iconaya-wavedancer:
Aya-Wavedancer Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2012
I was amazed. The 71 USD was well wirth the experience.
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:iconcain035:
cain035 Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2012
Salad is Murder too :)
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:icondarkroseconnery99:
DarkroseConnery99 Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
damn straight!
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:iconsalomey:
Salomey Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2012
True that
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:iconsigmacore:
SigmaCore Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Yes, especially cooked on a BBQ... :drool:
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:iconrichardchaplin:
RichardChaplin Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2012
Haha agreed
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:iconrivisindigoemporium:
RivisIndigoEmporium Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2012  Professional General Artist
Bacon is the gateway protein... :hungry:
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