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Quote #89 by Alpner Quote #89 by Alpner
I do not own any of the quotes in my collection. Most of them were found on the web and I only pick the best out of them. I made these (800x600) images, to print out little entertaining stickers, with minimalistic approach - that's why there is no background.

Because of huge positive feedback among my friends I uploaded them to various sites and here on DA they quickly became huge "hit". I do not consider this as art, but I get more and more requests everyday so I will keep uploading them.

Some of them are just pure fun, some racist or sexually offensive, maybe both, and occasionally with really poor grammar, for which I deeply apologize - please correct me! I will do my best. My intention here is just to make you smile, and nothing more. Hope you like them, but if you don't I don't care... :P

I don't have anything against sharing them, you can use it where you want, whenever you want. The only "copyright" here is the whole collection, not the single quotes. Enjoy!
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:iconmidn1ghtcat:
Midn1ghtcat Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2013
That is so true
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:icondemoninatree:
DemonInATree Featured By Owner May 5, 2013
*looks around nervously* It doesn't? :iconuhohplz:
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:iconkatamata1:
Katamata1 Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2013
That sucks... :facepalm:
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:iconninjagirlkikio:
NinjaGirlKikio Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
this reminds me of a blonde joke i've got from a text once
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:iconyolen:
yolen Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Tragically true.
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:iconveganrebel:
VeganREbel Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012
once i fell asleep in class and woke up by my fart, sleeping dont make farts silent either...
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:iconprinnana:
PrinNana Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
hahahaha
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:iconnattsu-san:
Nattsu-San Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2012  Student Digital Artist
It's so true ! XD
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:iconbourkedp:
bourkedp Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2012
I will remember these words of wisdom when next riding the bus
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:icondalissa0399:
dalissa0399 Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2012
these are some of the funniest quotes ever
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:iconxxxtreyxxx:
XxxTREYxxX Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
"I just synchrinized my farts ino the flow of the music. Then, then is when I realized something. I had headphones on."
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:iconlehanan:
Lehanan Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2012
OMG hahahahaha XD
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:iconthetinfoilrat:
TheTinfoilRat Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Lol! XD
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:iconboomcazoom:
boomcazoom Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
lmao
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:icontomatoe1:
Tomatoe1 Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
damn it
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:iconancillatheblackangel:
AncillaTheBlackAngel Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2012  Student General Artist
And me who thought it worked! :)
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:iconsonicwolvelina99:
SonicWolvelina99 Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Who made these quotes? Like the original quote. We want to thank them. xD
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:iconi-am-tsukiko:
i-am-tsukiko Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2012  Student General Artist
PFFT
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:iconsedo-fun:
Sedo-fun Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
xDD whose quote might have been this one?
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:iconfeatherhowlart:
FeatherhowlArt Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Truer words have never been spoken xD
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:iconsekrain:
Sekrain Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
lol... true story
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:iconincertus984:
Incertus984 Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2012
No, no they don't. I think I've done that once or twice and gone "oops".
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:iconshydaisy:
shydaisy Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2012  Student Digital Artist
reminds me of a story i read a while back xD
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:iconcassandra667:
cassandra667 Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2012
made me laugh. thanks.
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xEquinexCreationsx Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2012  Student Digital Artist
:XD:
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