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Quote #88 by Alpner Quote #88 by Alpner
I do not own any of the quotes in my collection. Most of them were found on the web and I only pick the best out of them. I made these (800x600) images, to print out little entertaining stickers, with minimalistic approach - that's why there is no background.

Because of huge positive feedback among my friends I uploaded them to various sites and here on DA they quickly became huge "hit". I do not consider this as art, but I get more and more requests everyday so I will keep uploading them.

Some of them are just pure fun, some racist or sexually offensive, maybe both, and occasionally with really poor grammar, for which I deeply apologize - please correct me! I will do my best. My intention here is just to make you smile, and nothing more. Hope you like them, but if you don't I don't care... :P

I don't have anything against sharing them, you can use it where you want, whenever you want. The only "copyright" here is the whole collection, not the single quotes. Enjoy!
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:iconshadowyj:
ShadowYJ Featured By Owner May 23, 2015   Artist
except death....
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:iconsapphirepoptart:
sapphirePOPtart Featured By Owner May 26, 2013  Student Artist
Good thing I don't have one then, lol
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:iconskystrikeflame:
SkystrikeFlame Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Me neither.XD
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:iconbeadgcf17:
BeadGCF17 Featured By Owner May 28, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
same :P
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:iconjellybn:
JellyBN Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Lol This is so funny!
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:iconundevicesimus:
Undevicesimus Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2013   Artist
So cynical that it's painful... Painfully true, that is.
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:iconcatloverlsal:
Catloverlsal Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Very funny, made my day.
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:iconyarrow7:
Yarrow7 Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
O.o
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:iconphotophobee:
PhotoPhobee Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Do we want a cure?
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:iconmadarauchiha7:
MadaraUchiha7 Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013   Artist
SO TRUE XD LMAO
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:iconscr1b3:
Scr1b3 Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
My mood exactly
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:icongauntletstheartist:
GauntletsTheArtist Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I wanna put dis on a shirt an' wear it around just 2 get pplz reaction! lol
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:iconpeppermint-petty:
peppermint-petty Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2012  Student General Artist
There's no cure, but you can prevent it with a condom and other preservatives~
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:iconkmtwiddley-wings:
KMTwiddley-Wings Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2012
My defintion.

Life:
A type of things your parents created to screw it up and shit till you die.
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:iconrufious:
rufious Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
This made laugh like a loon. Thanks
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:iconxsandra97:
xSandra97 Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2012
awesome ;D
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:iconnotyouneitherme:
notyouneitherme Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Oh man this one gave me da lulz.
I love these lot x3 keep 'em coming!
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:icongirlwhowrites:
girlwhowrites Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
O_o That is so true.
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:iconiridescentcrepuscule:
IridescentCrepuscule Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
And it effects 100% of the population.
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:iconescuisi:
Escuisi Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2012  Student Digital Artist
The alive population- at least.
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:iconiridescentcrepuscule:
IridescentCrepuscule Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
if you're dead could you still be considered part of the population?
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:iconscr1b3:
Scr1b3 Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Yes!! If you were a zombie or a vampire or something you could!
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:iconiridescentcrepuscule:
IridescentCrepuscule Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
ah, I suppose that makes sense...not contributing a whole lot to society though...
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:iconscr1b3:
Scr1b3 Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
depends. I suppose you could be a hit man and bump of criminals if you were part of the undead. And you could contribute a lot on Halloween too :)
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:iconiridescentcrepuscule:
IridescentCrepuscule Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
true true, I see where this could potentially be useful.
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:iconscr1b3:
Scr1b3 Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
lol, getting ideas?
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:iconescuisi:
Escuisi Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2012  Student Digital Artist
who knows.
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:iconiridescentcrepuscule:
IridescentCrepuscule Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Not me.
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:icontheojeca:
theojeca Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2012
i knew this one.

But still a pleasure to hear it.
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:iconmahousakuratenshi:
MahouSakuraTenshi Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Euthanasia :D
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:icontomatoe1:
Tomatoe1 Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
true
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:icondevilrabbit66:
devilrabbit66 Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2012
omg so true
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:iconi-am-tsukiko:
i-am-tsukiko Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2012  Student General Artist
true XD
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:iconnekoninja13:
NekoNinja13 Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2012
lol
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:iconspoonthesockmonkey:
spoonthesockmonkey Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
ha! so true
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:iconsedo-fun:
Sedo-fun Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
this one's my favourite so far, from where is this if I might ask?
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:iconalpner:
Alpner Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2012  Student General Artist
Original: unknown; I found it on private mountain running forum.
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:iconsedo-fun:
Sedo-fun Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
well, alright ;P but really nice ones you choose!
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:iconnubbyromichi:
nubbyRomichi Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2012
born to die and supposed to kill. like aids. I always said that, mwahahaha.
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:icondamn-it-sammit:
Damn-It-Sammit Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
It's a sickness we're all born with.

Fortunately, we can lessen the symptoms by "living it to the fullest."
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:iconemmerlaus:
emmerlaus Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2012
Living to the fullest is important... but without dreams, a man only to survive until his dead.
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:iconsedo-fun:
Sedo-fun Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
darn right :D
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:iconaugumon05:
augumon05 Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2012
that is an original way of looking at it.
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:iconagentbabycakes:
AgentBabycakes Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Certainly feels that way sometimes.
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:iconcassandra667:
cassandra667 Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2012
hahaha. i love that.
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:iconbakagohome:
bakagohome Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I know the cure.
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:iconsakynator:
Sakynator Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
O.O
Well then. Wait, what if I've never had sex? Then I've never had the chance of getting life.
I get it. I feel stupid now.
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:iconcr4sygrl:
cr4sygrl Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2012
I was thinking the same thing til I read your comment
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:iconsakynator:
Sakynator Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Well, now everyone has thought of it.

Been using this quote a lot recently ;)
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:iconcr4sygrl:
cr4sygrl Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2012
No one got it when i said it
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