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Quote #84 by Alpner Quote #84 by Alpner
I do not own any of the quotes in my collection. Most of them were found on the web and I only pick the best out of them. I made these (800x600) images, to print out little entertaining stickers, with minimalistic approach - that's why there is no background.

Because of huge positive feedback among my friends I uploaded them to various sites and here on DA they quickly became huge "hit". I do not consider this as art, but I get more and more requests everyday so I will keep uploading them.

Some of them are just pure fun, some racist or sexually offensive, maybe both, and occasionally with really poor grammar, for which I deeply apologize - please correct me! I will do my best. My intention here is just to make you smile, and nothing more. Hope you like them, but if you don't I don't care... :P

I don't have anything against sharing them, you can use it where you want, whenever you want. The only "copyright" here is the whole collection, not the single quotes. Enjoy!
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:icontommyszombie:
TommysZombie Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
the second thing huh?.....think...think.... AHH! i know what you mean :D
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:iconwolf-ninja001:
Wolf-Ninja001 Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
lol!
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:iconscr1b3:
Scr1b3 Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
?
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:iconcoldblackraven:
ColdBlackRaven Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
:rofl: oh stahp! you're killing me :XD:
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:iconzer0anonymous:
zer0anonymous Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconifyouknowplz:
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:iconnixyclizzy:
NixyClizzy Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2012
:iconiseewhatudidplz:
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:iconzer0anonymous:
zer0anonymous Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconheheplz:
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:iconoverground55:
overground55 Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012  Student Digital Artist
I suppose it could also be interpreted as "getting out of bed" is the first hardest thing about mornings. although thats not quite as funny as the alternative I suppose.
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:iconblazefirewolf1:
BlazeFireWolf1 Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
That took me a while to figure out XDDD Nice!
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:iconanimelover6594:
animelover6594 Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
hahaha that took me like two seconds to figure out XD
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:iconbigminiezenhi:
BigMinieZenhi Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
OOOHHHHHHHH im a girl too i didnt think for a moment it was dirty untill i started reading the comments but it's funny lol i didnt know those things did that... lol
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:iconscotts33:
scotts33 Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2012
it hard to do
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:iconicewingmoontigress:
Icewingmoontigress Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Hahaha I got it after a moment. Pffbt *snickers*
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:iconicewingmoontigress:
Icewingmoontigress Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
(and I am a woman)
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:iconanimemangawinnie:
AnimeMangaWinnie Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
i honestly dont get it....
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:iconmoonlightsonata97:
moonlightsonata97 Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
i feel ashamed by the fact that i get it....and im a girl
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:iconmoonmystery:
moonmystery Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
No worries. I had no idea what this was about...then..I asked my dad....

dad: "is this a guy?"
me: "yeah? so?"
dad: "well...*pause* you see..." and he explained the WHOLE ENTIRE THING TO ME wth >.<

but yea now that i get it it's funny.
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:icondestruction-bunny:
DESTRUCTION-BUNNY Featured By Owner Sep 13, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I read your comment and was like...woha, that's what I wanted to say!
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:iconmoonlightsonata97:
moonlightsonata97 Featured By Owner Sep 13, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
lol lets be pervs together XD
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:icondestruction-bunny:
DESTRUCTION-BUNNY Featured By Owner Sep 13, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh yay! I must have a dirty mind...I always get all the dirty jokes at once xD
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:iconblackblood13:
blackblood13 Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Don't be ashamed.
This is something women should know.
So we can use it to our advantage. ;D
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:iconakirahazami:
AkiraHazami Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
The first is not going back to sleep XD
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:iconpeppermint-petty:
peppermint-petty Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2012  Student General Artist
Actually...this one took me a second. I have to say though, I'm a girl^^
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:iconpro-pencil:
pro-pencil Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2012  Student
lol.death note..
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:iconpeppermint-petty:
peppermint-petty Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2012  Student General Artist
If you mean my icon, yes, I've got it from DN.
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:iconpastel--puppy:
Pastel--Puppy Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:icongiggityplz:
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:iconumbreon-art:
Umbreon-art Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2012  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
EVERYONE! I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT! The first hardest thing is your penis. Thank you for listening.
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:iconwhatsthepoint3:
WhatsThePoint3 Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I got it STRAIGHT away, and like a lot of people here, I am female hahahh
Good god this is the best quote in your gallery hahah
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:iconnotyouneitherme:
notyouneitherme Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Lol got it right away ... THIS ONE MADE ME LOL FOR REAL!
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:iconwarriorcats1998:
warriorcats1998 Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:iconiykwimplz:
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:iconmiraechaos:
MiraeChaos Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I make a terrible girl.... >< Love this~!
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:iconi-love-ariana:
I-Love-Ariana Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2012  Student Interface Designer
I don`t get it...may its because I have 12...
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:iconalura-the-sage:
Alura-the-Sage Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Just don't think about it too much. Preserve your innocence while you still have it!
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:iconi-love-ariana:
I-Love-Ariana Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2012  Student Interface Designer
Ok!
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:iconboomcazoom:
boomcazoom Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
i dont get it
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:iconshogunbagga:
Shogunbagga Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
HAHAHAHAH GET IT :D
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:iconmemeg:
memeG Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2012
lol took me a wile
lol my bf would be disappointed haha
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:iconrebeccannoying:
Rebeccannoying Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
The first is trying not to throw the alarm clock trough the window XD
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:iconmusiclover952:
musiclover952 Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2012
haha so true! :P
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:iconpaintbro1:
paintbro1 Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2012
how many people here think that the first is going back to work and not hanging themselves?
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:iconlil-0dd1ty:
Lil-0dd1ty Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2012
so innocent ;P
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:iconlettherebeapples:
LetThereBeApples Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
lol ^^
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:iconmoonstarthedragoncat:
MoonstarTheDragoncat Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I understood this instantly... and I'm a girl... curse my dirty mind. -_-'
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:iconletsstareatclouds:
LetsStareAtClouds Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Ditto. Sigh.
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:iconmoonstarthedragoncat:
MoonstarTheDragoncat Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
...I like your User name. ^^
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:iconletsstareatclouds:
LetsStareAtClouds Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Thank-you. I like yours, too :D
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:iconmoonstarthedragoncat:
MoonstarTheDragoncat Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Thank you. :)
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:iconphotographylights:
PhotographyLights Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2012  Professional Traditional Artist
LOL Lol lol, Ditto xD
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:iconcameronfedora:
CameronFedora Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2012  Student General Artist
took me a while to get that.
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