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Quote #82 by Alpner Quote #82 by Alpner
I do not own any of the quotes in my collection. Most of them were found on the web and I only pick the best out of them. I made these (800x600) images, to print out little entertaining stickers, with minimalistic approach - that's why there is no background.

Because of huge positive feedback among my friends I uploaded them to various sites and here on DA they quickly became huge "hit". I do not consider this as art, but I get more and more requests everyday so I will keep uploading them.

Some of them are just pure fun, some racist or sexually offensive, maybe both, and occasionally with really poor grammar, for which I deeply apologize - please correct me! I will do my best. My intention here is just to make you smile, and nothing more. Hope you like them, but if you don't I don't care... :P

I don't have anything against sharing them, you can use it where you want, whenever you want. The only "copyright" here is the whole collection, not the single quotes. Enjoy!
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:iconjazzlednightmare16:
Jazzlednightmare16 Featured By Owner May 19, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Roses are red, violets are red, trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!
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:icondarkpixie650:
Darkpixie650 Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Roses are red, Violets are blue
Sugar is sweet< and so are you
But the bowl is empty, and so is ur head!
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:iconshinigami-shisan:
Shinigami-shisan Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Roses are red, Violets are blue
Your my friend and that is true
But...
You jumped off a cliff and expected me to do it too...
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:iconboonfish:
boonfish Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
Roses are red, this is true.
Violets are purple.
Not fucking blue!
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:iconzalehard13:
Zalehard13 Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Student General Artist
Roses are red,
Violets are red,
HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!
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:icona-mac-a:
a-mac-a Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2013
Now that's funny right there.
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:iconzalehard13:
Zalehard13 Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2013  Student General Artist
Thanks!
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:iconanunfoldedpapertiger:
AnUnfoldedPaperTiger Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2013  Student Writer
That is hilarious! You sir just made my day again.
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:iconzalehard13:
Zalehard13 Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2013  Student General Artist
Again? When have I done this before? 030
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:iconanunfoldedpapertiger:
AnUnfoldedPaperTiger Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2013  Student Writer
No, I mean that my day has been made again. But still, great comment.
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:iconzalehard13:
Zalehard13 Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2013  Student General Artist
Oh! Well, you're welcome!
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:iconkittykat-a911:
KittyKat-A911 Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2012
roses are red
violets are blue
i have 5 fingers
this one is 4 u *rude finger*
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:iconkmtwiddley-wings:
KMTwiddley-Wings Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2012
Rose are red, Violets sre blue,
Roses mean blood,
Means I fuckin hate you.

It`s just a qoute!
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:icondavethedog1:
davethedog1 Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
no, violets are orange.. and oranges are violet.
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:iconlevina-c:
levina-c Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2012
...I'm an atheist. That's what happened to me.
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:iconvedisdragon:
vedisdragon Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
AHAHAHHAHAAA!!! XDDD
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:iconsitrusmehu:
Sitrusmehu Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2012
I'm gonna use that in my next years Valentine's Day cards.
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:iconcloakedscheemer:
CloakedScheemer Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Thts awesome XD
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:iconpastel--puppy:
Pastel--Puppy Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Is it bad that I cracked up when I read this? XD

Here's my version -

Roses are red
Violets are red
I killed the gardener.
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:iconskippyrooroo:
skippyrooroo Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012
thank you!
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:iconskippyrooroo:
skippyrooroo Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2012
roses are red
the violets are red
i killed the gardener
Now he is dead

(my poor attempt at finishing it :P
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:icongabbyohimesama:
Gabbyohimesama Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2012
LOL xD
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:iconalpner:
Alpner Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2012  Student General Artist
Hahaha, nice one :D
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:iconskye-warrior:
Skye-warrior Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2012  Student Writer
lol, thats soo mean!
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:iconmagicmidnight13:
magicmidnight13 Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2012
lol xD
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:iconchungphantomhive:
Chungphantomhive Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2012
Lol would it be mean if I went around saying this? It would? Oh well...
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:iconcamillasilly:
CamillaSilly Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2012
Nice one!
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:iconalphanathan:
alphanathan Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2012
Roses are red, violets are violet. To correct a common misquote.
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:iconjasperemerald23567:
Jasperemerald23567 Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2012
This is hilarious!! :D
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:iconastehrisk:
astehrisk Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2012
XD genious
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:iconhetaliapossessed:
HetaliaPossessed Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2012
I love this! this is hilarious!
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:icongraffiti-goon:
graffiti-goon Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2012
(Sad face) god dropped me when I was a baby
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:iconixiamaya-natsukiixi:
IXIAmaya-NatsukiIXI Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2012
Must.Add.This.To.My. Favorites.NOW
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:iconkingofspartans:
kingofspartans Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2012   General Artist
I love all of the quotes how do u think of these
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:iconjesus-fr3ak:
jEsUs-Fr3ak Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2012  Student General Artist
xD love this.lol
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:iconkalik-ing-away:
Kalik-ing-Away Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2012  Hobbyist
:rofl:
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:iconargan99:
argan99 Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
SO GOOD how do you come up with these?
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:iconthe-emerade:
The-Emerade Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
violets are purple :icontrollfaceplz:
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:iconnoxilcashxv:
NoxilcashXV Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
violets are violet trollfaceplz
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:iconthe-emerade:
The-Emerade Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
you forgot the :icon plz: if your going to troll do it right :iconyoumadbroplz:
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:iconinvader-plukki:
Invader-Plukki Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
Aaagh...
That's just ruuuuude..
But good!
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:iconsupercereal6:
supercereal6 Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2012  Student Digital Artist
I LOVE THIS POEM! XD
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:iconfernny619:
fernny619 Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Don't rub it in....I know I wasn't made as ugly as others but I can live:D
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:iconsamanthadb:
samanthadb Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2012
funny
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