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Quote #81 by Alpner Quote #81 by Alpner
I do not own any of the quotes in my collection. Most of them were found on the web and I only pick the best out of them. I made these (800x600) images, to print out little entertaining stickers, with minimalistic approach - that's why there is no background.

Because of huge positive feedback among my friends I uploaded them to various sites and here on DA they quickly became huge "hit". I do not consider this as art, but I get more and more requests everyday so I will keep uploading them.

Some of them are just pure fun, some racist or sexually offensive, maybe both, and occasionally with really poor grammar, for which I deeply apologize - please correct me! I will do my best. My intention here is just to make you smile, and nothing more. Hope you like them, but if you don't I don't care... :P

I don't have anything against sharing them, you can use it where you want, whenever you want. The only "copyright" here is the whole collection, not the single quotes. Enjoy!
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:iconk4nk4n:
K4nK4n Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2014
Bwahahah~!! Gwafufufuh~!! Good one! Really got me there.
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:iconrms-olympic:
RMS-OLYMPIC Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
that's hilarious!!!
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:iconsuicide-vampy:
Suicide-Vampy Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Sounds like something my mom said to me once. Don't ask what I was doing.
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:iconoutsidersfan33:
outsidersfan33 Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
lol awesomeness! :D
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:iconthegoddessepona:
TheGoddessEpona Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
HAHAHAHAHA XD That's hilarious
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:icondacutesnowbunny:
DaCuteSnowbunny Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012  Hobbyist
This is hilarious! xD
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:iconimabouttousescience:
ImAboutToUseScience Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I have favorites so many of your things, but this one... This one earns you this :iconfreeinternetplz:
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:iconveganrebel:
VeganREbel Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012
Thats really sad, I'd love it if my boyfriend did alittle dressup once in a while...
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:iconwillyampax:
willyamPax Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
lol
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:iconfloridapanther28:
floridapanther28 Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
THIS IS PERFECT :'D
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:iconask-shy-sasuke:
Ask-Shy-Sasuke Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
I died a little inside of laughter XD
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:iconakercoke:
Akercoke Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2012
"When a man wears trousers he's still a man. When a woman were's trousers she's still a woman. When your dad wears lipstick... Alarm Bells... alarm bells..."
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:iconthegoddessepona:
TheGoddessEpona Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
xD that makes so much sense....
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:iconanimemischief:
AnimeMischief Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2012
most epic comment ever XD
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:iconakercoke:
Akercoke Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2012
can't take credit, [link] :)
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:iconauxiira:
Auxiira Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
hehe
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:iconwingdiamond:
WingDiamond Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2012
This is an oldie but a goodie!
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:iconweblameyou:
WeBlameYou Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Genius! xD
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:iconecostar96:
EcoStar96 Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:lmao:
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:iconpaintdrop-designs:
Paintdrop-Designs Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I am at work and im trying so hard not to bust out laughing! XD this is gold, pure gold!!!!
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:iconpastel--puppy:
Pastel--Puppy Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
....


XD
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:icontoxic-plasma666:
Toxic-Plasma666 Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2012   Writer
XD I got this right away. Maybe one of the gifts of being bi-sexual and very much enjoying this short of thing.
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:iconcosmicstringfragment:
After my third time reading it I finally got it.
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:icongirlwhowrites:
girlwhowrites Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
I had to read this twice to understand it... :rofl:
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:iconseraphic-lunacy:
Seraphic-Lunacy Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2012
HaHAHA!
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:iconshadow-hunter-is-in:
Shadow-Hunter-Is-In Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2012  Student General Artist
I know.
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:iconfluffy1907:
Fluffy1907 Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!
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:iconfuchsiapeixes:
fuchsiapeixes Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
xD
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:iconskye-warrior:
Skye-warrior Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2012  Student Writer
hahaha, i've heard this one before!
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:icongatoechado:
gatoechado Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2012
i am laughing like an idiot!!!!!!
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:icontomatoe1:
Tomatoe1 Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
tee hee!!!!!!!!! :D
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:iconbluegoldstar12345:
Bluegoldstar12345 Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
ohhhhh!!!You totally got me...ha ha..ha..ha ha :D
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:icondarkeclectic:
DarkEclectic Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2012
I like seeing boys in drag but I doubt I'd want them stretching out my clothes in all the wrong places.
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:iconhamarri:
Hamarri Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
*can't type cause of laughing to much*
XD
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:iconella0905:
Ella0905 Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
That's a great punch line!
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:iconthe-lost-hope:
The-Lost-Hope Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2012  Student General Artist
Ahahahahahahahaha XD
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:iconderanged-dragon:
Deranged-Dragon Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I smiled. :)
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:iconchungphantomhive:
Chungphantomhive Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2012
Nevermind!!!! I get it...
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:iconchungphantomhive:
Chungphantomhive Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2012
I don't get it... It might be simpler than i think it is... Someone care to explain...
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:iconalphanathan:
alphanathan Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2012
Maybe these two characters are girls. You make a bad assumption that a man's wearing the girls clothes. Then maybe they 'did it'.
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:iconbagamman:
BaGamman Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
LOOOOL
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:icongrendawn:
grendawn Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2012
oh my god..
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:iconjasperemerald23567:
Jasperemerald23567 Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2012
Genius!!! :D
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:iconosarubio:
OSarubiO Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
XD
I died!
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:iconlolietablij:
lolietablij Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
XD XD
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:iconmelodysyper:
MelodySyper Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2012  Student Writer
XD That's great.
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:iconjusuuw:
Jusuuw Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2012
haha :D lol
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:iconjunjou-deathnote:
Junjou-DeathNote Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Omg it took me the night but I get it now! lol :D
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:iconneonfreeon:
neonfreeon Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
Don get it?
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:iconsummerday27:
summerday27 Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
The girl was telling him to take off her clothes, that were on him. But it made you think he was taking off her clothes that where on her body, when realy he was taking off her clothes that were on his body
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